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Congrats, you don't have a life either! Location: Old Kingdom...yeah right. What you should know about me: Authors that rock: I like to read alot, so some of you simpler folks may not be able to understand my exstnesive vocabulary. www.dictionary.com will fix that! They know everything there. "People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. " -Stephen King |
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The Very Secret Diary of Joren of Stone Mountain by ubiquitous girl reviews
The very secret diary of Joren of Stone Mountain. His most private thoughts from the arrival of Kel up to his death.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/17/2005
All the Interesting Men by Enchanted Evangeline reviews
An Aly tale - an alternative to TC. "It's as if all the interesting men were born in your generation." Aly must find a "notable" career and maybe she'll find an interesting man on the way. A? KD NY, etc.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Tortall - Complete
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Neal and his Poor, Missing, Unnamed Daughter by HeartKel reviews
Oh no! Neal and Yuki have gathered all of their closest friends and family at Queenscove, guests at their daughter’s naming ceremony. But lo and behold; their daughter is missing! Who will solve the case? Neal will surely!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 12/25/2004
The Lord of the Lord of the Rings by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Ever get deja vu? Sauron has returned as a strange entity, calling itself Maia-Sau, and history has suddenly swung back to before the quest. And some strange girls are turning up in Middle-earth... not to mention a gold ring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Not all Treasure is Silver and Gold by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Jack, Will and Elizabeth are off on another adventure, but this one could be the hardest yet. The pirates they're against are different from most - for one thing, THEY'RE NOT CURSED! (dramatic chord) And what have bead fairies got to do with it?...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004
The Lord of the Things The Two Glowers by Hobbit-eyes reviews
YES! ITS BACK! The sequel to the Fellowship of the Thing. Ferry and Alippin have been captured by urks, Jam and Clodo are heading for Bordor, Legless and Giblet are fighting, and Begorn is, um, fine. Chapter 6 up (sorry it's taken so long!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
Lord of the Things The Fellowship of the Thing by Hobbit-eyes reviews
The Dark Lord Moron is set to conquer the world and *durn durn durn* make them do history for GCSE! Only one person can stop her... Clodo, Jam, Ferry and Alippin, who set out 2 Bordor to destroy the Thing of Power! Please R+R! Dear Legolas, its finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,411 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003