"Welcome, brave traveller! Wait, how did you get here anyway? I mean, of all the authors you could've had a look at, of all the many stories you could've read, you chose Cytation and his mindless drivel? Can't say much about your taste in writer, but whilst you're here you might as well take a look at some of his stories. If you want. Which you probably don't."
- Gordon Ramsey, Level 12 Swear Mage.

Mostly MLP Fanfics. Maaaaaaybe I'll branch out. Meh.

Please leave honest reviews (although, from what I've seen people delight in doing just that) and PM me with queries, requests etc. I'll do my best to meet deadlines, but I'll be the one setting them, ya hear? Want your OC in a story? Great! Tell me and stuff. I'll make sure to kill it off nice and slowly.

Note: I do enjoy writing and all that, but I do it for fun. No schedules. No common sense.