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Joined 05-25-02, id: 218874
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy X.
bottom line about me; I'm perverted..per-ver-ted.

Tidus from FFX is a complete hotty! His sky blue eyes, his beautiful, highly erotic head bobbing up and down when he runs or when he fights fiends. The way he swims in the water playing blitzball with such extreme finess, grace, poise, beauty. During the ending he was so beautiful and wan that he made me cry and almost come in my pants (i would say skirt on the count that I'm a girl but I got told by Ayan to drop the whole innocent school girl look and Roberts told me to get out of bed. Geez I wonder what would have happened if i hadn't changed into pants and gave that lap dance. I'm sorry andrew for ) Anyway. He is absolutely beautiful and he's my baby! Got that! My baby! Mine, mine alone! He makes me feel happy and bubbly inside the way Jecht/Braska/Auron threesome's make me but better!

Isn't it funny that that dude from Dawson's creek: Chris, the one who used to date Jen and then Joey looks like Tidus in a movie scene?

To all those SeymourxTidus fans out there. That is seriously gross! I mean ewwww...like ewwww...I swear I was traumatized for over an hour after reading and seeing .

Yaio Rocks. Yuri is scary!

other than my thing with slash, I also read and write Celtic based fantasy and myths. Maybe the reason why I love them is becuase they get their daughters about the same age as me married to some cutie lord's son, or if lucky enough the prince. If not you can always work at a brothel, either way free sex!

I really really like the following Yaio pairings: Tidusxwakka, TidusxAuron, Auronxbraska, braskaxjecht, jechtxauron. harry/draco, jack/doug, derekxderek. No bad reina bad, ewww... derekxderek does not go..."Derek can be his own girlfriend" ewwww...bad image bad. hehe..maybe a will make out with him adn then purposely moan: Tidus and the sweet J.A. taylor voice" but then he'll pout and stare.

I took a quiz thing: which ffx hottie are you, I was tidus (man handled by wakka!) ^^

Anyway. What else about me? Well, my boyfriends a D.I.C.K. "My hand wasn't in your pants, i couldn't get it in." what the hell? And no galina, he's not after .

Oh yeah, I'm 13 hehe!

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The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Any Port In A Storm by Vanillusion reviews
(SLASH : JackWill) You can't deny what's in your blood; and when Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royale, Will Turner must choose between the life he once wanted and the life he was meant for... [ Warning : Boys Kissing. Not your bag? Shoo. ]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Revelations by nescienx reviews
Neo/Smith. Slash. A few months after the face-off with Agent Smith in the Matrix, Neo finds himself momentarily trapped in the simulated world and who should appear but the agent he thought he had killed?
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
Whoring at Hogwarts by Michi the Killer reviews
Keeping this one up because it's funny. Abandoned for the time being, but I may resurrect it...someday...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Evil in Goodness by keebler elf1 reviews
Legolas has a secret that he thinks no one knows about. Little does he know there is one person who does know...One person who could use Legolas' secret to his own advantage. warning: A/L SLASH. ***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,392 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Boys' Room Confrontations by onpaperwings reviews
Rating is for Zeke's naughty language. SLASH. SLASH. S-L-A-S-H. Zeke/Casey First fandom attempt. PLEASE R+R. In movie-timeline.
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2002
Slim Sauron: Without Me by Orlijah Bloomwood reviews
It's funny enough watching Eminem do Without Me. Now let's see how our friend Sauron is with his rhymes....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002
Moonlight Sonata by Michi the Killer reviews
A moment of intimacy. SLASH, D/H, One-shot. Rated R for abstract sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hey Draco! by Alex-chan1 reviews
A random lewd songfilk with chibi-Harry and random silliness. And really, really twisted lyrics. Hurrah!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Journeys of an elf and a man Love or lust? reviews
Legolas and Aragorn are lovers. But what of Legolas' lustfull and cruel past with Glorfindel? All forgotten, until Glorfindel's return. Another secret, long buried, uncovered; Legolas an ancient prophet: destined to be the mother of two kingdoms! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Without me! Tidus's version! reviews
Well the title says it. sneak peek: "And seymour you can get stomped by a holy, you thirty six year old blue headed fag flare me!" I live off reviews so ya.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Pains of seduction reviews
Harry and Draco slash. Draco suffers a lot. Cruelty to Dragons. Title says it all pretty much. Very graphic. Please R&R. An amazing story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sam,Frodo,Gollum, ring's version of I'm with you reviews
The title says it all
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The battle of Helm's deep as seen by legolas G reviews
The battle of Helms deep in Rohan as seen by Legolas. If you have not read the books I suggest don't read it cause it contains spoilers
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Swords clean reviews
Fellowship version of Alanis Morisette's
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/29/2002