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Joined 12-16-04, id: 721171
Author has written 1 story for Dead or Alive.

heres sum stuff about me..

first name-...no need know

last name-...nonya buisness..

birthdate-Dec 20, 1986

age-19

height-5'11"

weight-152

body-I got muscles,a fit body(gotta love basketball and swimming_)

occupation-college student

hobbies-playing video games,going on the computer,playing basketball and swimming.I like to draw.I also like 2 watch anime.And hanging with friends is also fun.

fav games-Final fantasy series(just because of the story line and other crap...)

Soul Calibur series('Cuz the awsome fighting system and the great graphics)

Dead or Alive series('Cuz of all the hot girls)

Chrono series-(eh...cuz the involvment of time...'nuff sed..)

other intrests-well i like jokes.I love blonde jokes.They are really funny.(for people who r blonde n r reading this...please do not feel offened.I don't have anything against blondes.)i also like yo mama jokes.

Now i cant think of n e thing else 2 wright so...i'll just say..(my favorite thing 2 say_)...'Nuff Sed...

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Childhood Potion by Deadly Night Angel reviews
Finally! Chapter 9! The girls get chibisized to 10 years old! The men have to change them back or have to start parenthood again!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Got that lovin' feelin' by Bill The Bard reviews
The Dead or Alive crew are stranded at an airport, and organise a series of blind dates to relieve the boredom. But who will end up going out with who?
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004
My Way by Ashishu reviews
Modern time Taki and Sophitia are penpals but don't know it and hate each other in real life. They have to learn to cope when they live together. Shoujoai in later chapters, get used to it.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Soul Calibur Diaries by Pureauthor reviews
Nothing I can say will make it NOT seem like another hack 'humor' writer who wouldn't know humor if it bit him on the bum. Just read, okay?
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
In Search of a Nerdy Boyfriend by crystal tiara reviews
Anko Uehara and her thoughts on a certain Noboru Yoshikawa.
GTO - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005
Second Journey Chrono Cross Fan Novelization by bb2k reviews
Chrono Cross novelization. Now I'm busy with work and my wonderful girlfriend. But here comes the first half book 3 :) And it brings Serge from the Sacrament towards Marbule, where he shall meet Irenes.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,063 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 9/17/2002
Mommy? by Dark Samarian reviews
The men of DOA were at the bar. But a brawl broke out and then turned the lives of the DOA women.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
DOA 3: The REAL story by Seyi reviews
A story based on the DOA 3 game and tournament. Pairings, friendships and fueds among the DOA characters are formed and played out to the fullest. Please, R&R. READ! REVIEW! PRETTY PLEASE! WHERE ARE YOU !
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Stranded reviews
Stranded remake. Not in script form. Anyway...the DoA cast get an invitation to this island resort reserved only for them. But the tables turn when the plane crashes.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
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