Sarcasm Neko Girl
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Joined 04-18-12, id: 3931409, Profile Updated: 09-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

Hi! I am the Sarcastic Neko Girl! So, I like to read stuff... why else would I be here? And I like the Percy Jackson series. And the Mortal Instruments series. And Harry Potter. And the Seven Realms. And...

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Now that I'm done listing all my favorite book series, I would like to say that I also like manga and anime. Soul Eater, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Full Moon, you get the drift. I like to draw and have a deviantart. So, thanks! And leave me reviews! Or I will get you with my spoon of awesome...

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand,slurping a smoothie and saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!DO A BACK FLIP ALREADY!!!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.

A man is ranting to his wife. He says, "A man and a man loving each other. It's just disgusting." His five year old son looks at him, confusedly and says, "But Daddy, what's disgusting about love?" Copy and paste this into your profile if you support gay marriage.

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Scorpius Malfoy and the Forbidden Flower by Idday reviews
From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,885 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Undivided by throughthelookinglass reviews
Clary Fray gets accepted into Juilliard-a prestigious performing acts academy where the residents hold a lot of secrets - secrets that can never get out. Slightly OOC, all human. Rated T in case I slip up
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Can You Hear Me? by CodeCracker3 reviews
The NCIS team investigate a mystetious murder of a Fleet Admiral while trying to protect the son and daughter.When it seems to murderer is coming to finish off the family, the NCIs team races agaisnt time to save them. Some TATE romance :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The ocean steals everything by rainydaydreams reviews
She writes his name in the sand and hopes it will last forever. :: Broken Finnick/Annie. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
we're all mad here by turtleducklings reviews
She thinks she'll wait forever for him, if she has to. Finnick/Annie. Written for the Starvation Forum's monthly prompt, "What don't you understand? I won."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
if anything, i want this to last by howlsatthemoon reviews
He thinks he wants to forget how they look in that moment, and then he realizes he doesn't, he doesn't want to lose any part of her, even if she's already lost her mind. / Finnick and Annie and their own version of forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
if you just smile by turtleducklings reviews
She needed to prove this to Finnick. Needed to prove to him that you can survive the horrors of the Games and stay unchanged.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
He was supposed to be the hero. Luke, and how far from the path he strayed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
We'll Always Have Paris by x-kate17-x reviews
Kate and Tony go undercover in France. Tate, Jibbs and also the occasional hint of McAbby. Chapter 21 now up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,035 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kate T., Tony D.
Ettak of the Toned by Inkwing reviews
TONED has a high score. ETTAK beats it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Happily Ever After by x-kate17-x reviews
Sickeningly fluffy one-shot. Whatever pairing you wish to interpret it as, really. Not the sort of thing I usually write, but variety is the spice of life, right?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
rituals by Cath1 reviews
They have a secret ritual. TATE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
The Pinball Machine by wellthatdepends reviews
It had a certain charm, the old pinball machine. With a ‘Charlie’s Angels’ theme and cheery music, it was more than just an arcade game. It was about what it represented. Implied Tate.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Tony by x-kate17-x reviews
Kate thinks about Tony, basically.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Shrinked with a Beat by kap0w reviews
[AU After Twilight] Kate's obviously not dead. But the team are ordered to go see a shrink after the events... and we all know how happy Gibbs will be about that. Every character has a song. [IMPLIED TATE][CHAP 7:TONY! The cause of the T Rating.]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005
The WizardMan of Oz: There's No Place Like My Lab by Princess-Rachy reviews
Yep, an NCIS version of everyone's favourite, the Wizard of Oz! I appologize in advance for my twisted mind, but if you're a little twisted yourself, and i know you are, then please R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Sketchings by kap0w reviews
A drabble, TATE of course. What will happen when Kate's personal sketchpad goes walkies? [UPDATE: I didnt like the title so i changed it xD]
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
A NCIS Fairytale by The Italian Peach reviews
[TATE, Oneshot] Once upon a time, there existed a Prince Tony and a Princess Kate, and they fought...well...a lot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
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Just a Game reviews
Because sometimes, it's just better to think that way. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Necklace of Harmonia reviews
When two worlds collide, one girl is caught in the middle. 13 year old Lynn Blackthorne has just discovered she is a demigod. Now she and her friends must find the necklace of Harmonia to stop a war between the camps and save her mother's domain. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
Angels reviews
Angels are always together in the end. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Castles in the Sand reviews
In a perfect world, there would be no oceans. But without oceans, who would we be? Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Seashells reviews
Because sometimes, she'll forget the sound of his laugh. And Annie doesn't want to forget. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete