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Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,012 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 5,306 - Follows: 6,562 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 4,896 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,997 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/10 - Harry P.
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Rejection Hurts by TheDarkLadyEris reviews
Thanos has captured the attention of the one he courts, only he also caught the attention of something much more. Fem!Harry, MOD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/19 - Harry P., Death, Iron Man/Tony S., Thanos - Complete
Adorable Murderbeasts (A Self Insert) by DesertChocolate reviews
When dropped into the Pokemon world with a Pokemon team, the age old question appears. What Type is Darkseid anyways? Or Batman for that matter.
Crossover - Pokémon & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,481 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 10/22/2015
The Irrelevant Skyrim Experience by longherin reviews
Two guys play Skyrim in first person mode. And also there's a dragonborn involved, but she does her own thing. Think of it as Skyrim, but not as railroaded due to videogame limitations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,730 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/4/2018
Ben 10: Justice Incarnate by Firestorm808 reviews
Stranded in an unknown world, Ben must fulfill his destiny here and change history for the better. Cover image from Promsien. Not a suicidal Ben introduction! Actually logical!
Crossover - Ben 10 & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,895 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ben T.
Senju Naruto by TheBeardedOne reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack on Konoha, the new vessel lies dead, slain by infiltrators unknown. Elsewhere, one of the Sannin has settled down to raise her new family, including a blue-eyed baby...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,130 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/23 - Complete
Y'know Nothing Jon Snow! by Umodin reviews
Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
A speedster's life by Freelook reviews
A DC fan one day woke up as Wally West. It's his journey in the DC universe to prove himself worthy of the powers gifted to him. As well as stopping The Light and Darkseid from destroying earth.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/23
They Want Their God Back by AkumaKami64 reviews
Beyond Equestria, many things stir. The gods wage a war for the Cosmic Throne, worlds burn with the shifting tides, and The Faithful seek their god-king. And, thanks a creature in pony-skin, the cosmos have come knocking. A series of related oneshots in an Alternated Universe. All can be read as a stand alone. Chapter 1, Worried Wilting: "I Am (Not) Cozy Glow."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23 - Discord, OC - Complete
Phantom Son by Firestorm808 reviews
When the sisters of the Sun and Moon were still together, an abandoned young colt was found in the garden. Against Luna's initial doubts, Celestia adopted him as her son. (Cover art by usernamedyen)
Crossover - My Little Pony & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Danny F.
Life Is But A Game by ZFighter18 reviews
There are things everyone understands about life. Life is chaotic, messy, and it doesn't give a damn about what you want or need. Even in a world that would be considered fictional, this idea still holds true. Dropped into a world of demigods and incredible monsters, one young boy has to face the fact that his wants and needs matter even less than they did before. (Gamer SI)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,667 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Conner K./Superboy, Nathaniel A/Captain Atom, Richard G./Robin, OC
A Training Trip by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
Twenty-Three Percent by GeniusofFun reviews
Sayu Yagami is such a pretty name, meant for a very pretty little girl - not a dead twenty-three year old who'd somehow managed to hijack her body (but one must learn to adapt). Not your typical reincarnation story, or maybe it is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Light Y., L, Sayu Y., OC - Complete
Try to remember by Faff reviews
Sixteen year old Kenny McKormick must adapt to his new life in Gotham City, while the same is also true for his eldritch alter ego, Mysterion. But while the agnostic angel of Denver makes his mark on Gotham, the Justice League and hero community at large must adapt to the emergence of this little mystery person who knows far more than he lets on…
Crossover - South Park & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Kenny M., Mysterion
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,874 - Follows: 5,238 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3133 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,927 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Pyroclasm by Fulcon reviews
Fire. It cleans and purifies the soul, and Mom didn't raise a dirty boy. Self Insert.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,007 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/21/2018
Deicide by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
Deicide. n. Deicide is the killing (or the killer) of a god. The concept may be used for any act of killing a god, including a life-death-rebirth deity who is killed and then resurrected. A man from earth makes a deal with a god in exchange for a second life. It does not go as expected. SI. Dark Fic. No, really. Probably the darkest thing I've written - and that's saying something.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,054 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Erza S., Angel/Sorano A., OC
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
Sardonyx Tonight by Interspark reviews
When Smokey Quartz first formed, they were invited by Sardonyx, to appear on her chat show, Sardonyx Tonight. Of course, Rainbow Quartz and Sunstone can't be interviewed by Sardonyx, at least, not the same one...
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/25 - Sardonyx, Rainbow Quartz - Complete
Breaking away by AizenTheGoat reviews
Naruto, a former member of the Justice League leaves in order to form his own group. A group not afraid to get their hands dirty in order to protect the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,938 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Naruto U., Louise L./Killer Frost]
Skywalker: A Fanon Story by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,282 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,223 - Published: 12/30/2018
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Mr universe Lives Again: One-Shot! by chachingmel123 reviews
Due to having a terrible manager, Greg Universe missed his shot at fame. Almost 20 years later, apparently getting a Dimonde pregnant has some effects on a human man.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Greg U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Son of Gato by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,088 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Haku, Kimimaro K., OC
William of Scotland by Redwall6921 reviews
Most people are happy to get reincarnated into the Harry Potter World. I'm not one of them. Being reborn a thousand years before the start of series in the Dark Ages is the worst thing that could happen to me. This is my story during these dark times, pardon the pun, and how I dealt with all the crazy things in my life. Warlock OC. Necromancer OC. Rational OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 296 - Published: 9/20/2018 - OC, Morgana - Complete
Ottery St Catchpole by Erisah Mae reviews
From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,559 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 12/4/2017
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 7,263 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
One Last Song by Marvelguy00 reviews
After learning the truth about his mother's real identity, Steven feels lost, but with the discovery of a new power and the Diamonds coming to Earth one last time to fulfill their revenge, he will have no other choice but to fight to protect his home, family and friends. Will Steven be able to end what his mother started? (Follows the events of "A Single Pale Rose")
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Steven U., Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, Pink Diamond
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,002 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 5,558 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug - Complete
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Young Justice: Shazam by Hellfire17 reviews
10 year old Harry Potter was granted powers by The Wizard Shazam to fight against evil. Now watch as years later as he uses his powers to fight against super villains as the sidekick to Captain Marvel and fight alongside Young Justice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,342 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Harry P., Zatanna Z.]
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 651 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Kirby! Dreamland Chronicles by SilverWarriorWolf reviews
AU. Kirby is a little Star Warrior living out his life in Dreamland. Follow his adventures as he faces his foes, makes new friends, and does everything he can to keep his beautiful home at peace.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 113 - Words: 624,089 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 11,016 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
They're Us by Goldenbrook15 reviews
When the Young Justice land themselves in another dimension by accident and then manage to escape the entire Justice League (who strangely don't know them at all) and flee into the world outside, Batman can only come to one conclusion, "They're us, from a different world."
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,646 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash
Halloween with Rylai by sasyst reviews
Dota fanfiction: Rylai loves Halloween. With Lanaya by her side, she visits the scariest creaturest to knock at their doors and shout "Trick or Treat" into their faces. The reactions she gets in answer are not what she expected.
Dota 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 3,606 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlimited Justice, Part 1 by The Incredible Muffin reviews
With a new generation of heroes just coming into their own, they are formed into a new team. With old friends and enemies alike showing up, will this new team rise to the occasion, or will The Light plunge the world into darkness? (Discontinued) ADOPTED BY CHIDORIPRIME. Will remain up, but still adopted.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 259,836 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Complete
From behind Bars by ArizonaSivy reviews
Basically, Mufasa and Scar get abducted and end up caged in a ZOO. Will they be able to get back to the Pridelands? Will they stand each other's presence in a tight, depressing prison? This ain't no Madagascar crossover, people!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,906 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka - Complete
Supermom by whomii2 reviews
What if Loki was Superman's mom?
Crossover - Superman & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Martha K., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Thor, Loki - Complete
I Saw Grayson Kissing Santa Claus by pupeez4eva reviews
It's Christmas time, and Damian is on a mission - to stop this 'Santa' fellow from molesting his older brother.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 410 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Like a Boss by Felicity Dream reviews
Giovanni gets de-aged and more doors are opened for him. And yet the first thing he chooses to do is harass Ash Ketchum. Ash is just WTF? Ah well, he'll coerce her to help take over the world with him somehow. Team Flare's a start and then the rest of the world. Fem!Ash/Giovanni, harassment of Team Flare and future Teams and others, and makeovers abound.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,247 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki] Team Rocket, Team Flare
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
I'm Just a Sheep Farmer! by Golum936 reviews
I'm just a sheep farmer, so why do my circumstances keep pushing me to do this? Self-insert / SI / OC / OC-insert / AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Trisha E., Winry R. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 543 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 652 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 1,242 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 18,220 - Follows: 6,937 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Truth About Flash by Starrynyte04 reviews
Based on the Justice League show after Divided We Fall. Gorilla Grodd captures Flash and puts a helmet on him that will show all of his memories. Now, with the Watchtower overridden with the signal, the entire Justice League will learn everything they never knew about their favorite speedster, Wally West. T for child abuse, language, and slight sexual reference.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 112,712 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants reviews
SpongeBob never thought that his hero would die, but beneath the super powers and fancy costumes was a mortal, old man. In memory of Ernest Borgnine, aka Mermaid Man, 1917-2012.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy - Complete
Ash and Dawn : The Unova Chapter by Tzhaa reviews
Dawn has parted ways with Ash and Brock, but with feelings left unsaid, how will it effect their next journey? With Ash's Aura awakening, and an apocalyptic disaster about to befall the Unova Region, they find themselves in the center of it all, and it will change their lives forever... Pearlshipping! Rated M for adult themes. Dark Epic. Sequel posted.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 307,404 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] - Complete
Till Next Time by tmntfan4eva reviews
Rick left when Beth was fifteen. He hasn't been back since - that's six years. But word has it his daughter has a kid and he can't help but wonder about that. So he makes a visit, only meaning to get a glimpse. In the end he gets so much more.
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,202 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Morty S., Rick S., Summer S. - Complete
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Human Feelings by HVK reviews
Wandering helplessly and terribly injured after spurning the advances of a violent giant, Finn fears dying alone from his wounds; Susan Strong finds him and saves him, and as Finn recuperates in a cave with Susan, she dares to express her feelings for him. Finn reciprocates, together with the only human woman he will ever know.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Finn, Susan S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,639 - Follows: 15,161 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 582 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
A Modest Proposal by TrudiRose reviews
One-shot: What if Belle had handled Gaston differently?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Gaston, Belle - Complete