HI!!1

Name: Why do you want to know?

Age: younger than you

Gender: Ima girl.

Location: mostly lost in my mind

Ok... so what to put. well... I'm a HUGE anime/manga fan, and i have been know to (on a regular basis) fangirl, sqeeling, sqeaking, turning red.. the whole sha-bang.So... Yeah... hope you like my stories!

Quotes:

"Thats, like, vampire sex. Right there." My friend Jessie, as pertaining to Vampire Night. she said it during lunch and i cracked up.

"Twitch, F-ing, Twitch"- I was talking about an Amazing inuyasha fanfic on deviant art, and Sesshomaru's face was just so freakin' funny.

" I will crush you, squish, you have been crushed"- My freind Rachel and I were in math class, and she was making fun of my ' low, almost a B, A' that i got on a test.

" I don't know what kind of jelly bean i put in my mouth, but it's bad" - My friend Maddy. we were at a sleep over and she shoved a jelly bean in her mouth and... yeah...

" i swear to god, maddy, i will kick your ass from here to Canada"- really self explanatory.

" So are we judging the clothes, or the guys" - we were in french class and we were supposed to say which suit we prefer in french but the models were hot and...

The Real friends are Best friends!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

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-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

Don't get mad; get sadistic.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

The trouble with life is there's no background music

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

sometimes i sit and think about
yesterday, of all those simple words
that i didn't even say. i just sit back
and wonder why, everything is just
bought and sold, and why everyone
listens to what they're told.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, EriinR, Storms-Are-My-Nature, HaruhixHikaru, McFlyFan101, ronandhermioneareforever, Orange Sherbet, rousemymind

Movie Quotes of SPARKLY-NESSSSSS!!!!!!!

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you." ~ Hangover

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha." ~ Shrek

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." ~ Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"But why is the rum gone?" ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Better a silly girl with a flower, than a silly boy with a horse and a stick." ~ A Knights Tale

" I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, so much as move AND I WILL END YOU" ~ Capetian Mal, Firefly.

Anime/Manga:

Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight,Ouran Highschool Host Club, Soul Eater and so many, many more.

Pairings: ( PLEASE NOTE: my pairing prefrances change due to wich mood i'm in, but these are ones that don't really change)
Naruto: (Please Note that, while i do pair Sakura up with alot of people, it's not becuase i think shes a whore or a slut it just that i love these pairings each for thier own reason. Same goes for other female charecters) (Please Note that all Sakura Piarings are POST- SHIPPUDEN! becuase thats the only time Sakura is acctually COOL. Same goes with Hinata and Ino and Temari )
Sakura X Akatsuki: I admit it, I AM A SAKUAKAT FANGIRL AND I'M F-ING PROUD OF IT! CHA! I don't know why but this just rox my multi-colord socks, especialy in a AU highschool setting.
Sakura X Itachi: Total crack but OH MY GOD! so sexy. plus imagine Sasuke's face, it would be priceless
Sakura X Deidara: CRACK (and just as addicting). Fancy a proverbial Japanese nosebleed? Go. Read.
Sakura X Kisame: PINK AND BLUE FOR THE WINN!!! Kisame needs some love, seriously.
Sakura X Hidan: LUVS! i don't know why this makes me squeel with joy, it just does. i mean can you even imagine all the fricking hilarious situations that this spawns. i can.
Sakura X Kakauzu: i just randomly stumbled acrossed a fic with this pairing in it and i have been hooked since. it's wierd but fun all the same, Kakauzu needs some loving too, i think.
Sakura X Kakashi: Le Gasp! Teacher- Student relationship. What-evs people, i like it. (I personally like this when Sakura is older though, like 17-20ish)
Hinata X Naruto: So KWAI!!! once Naruto Gets it through his thick skull, that is.
Hinata X Hidan: OMJ, i found a fic about this and was all "WTH" but than i read it... and it is crack epicness.
Sasuke X Hinata: please don't hurt me. AU, highschool setting... yeah.
Shikamaru X Temari: 'Cuase she's totally kick ass, and the men in his family have a curse of loving volatile women.
Ino X Choji: i don't know, i think they could be good for each other.

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KThnxsBy!!

Ja ne!! ~