I'm 18, I'm a girl, I'm a Harry Potter fanatic, I love to read and I live in Washington State in the USA. That's all you get ;)

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I stake no claim on recognized locations,

Neither do I own canon situations.

I merely come here to spend a while,

Reading other's work; writing my own style.

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I mean no infringement, I'm friend not foe.

So please, do come in, relax, unwind.

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I am an amateur author of false name,

I borrow worlds of another's fame.

I stake no claim on recognized locations,

Neither do I own canon situations.

I merely come here to spend a while,

Reading other's work; writing my own style.

I earn no money, no wage, no dosh.

I gain no finance, no revenue, no cash.

I do not mean to step on legal toes,

I mean no infringement, I'm friend not foe.

So please, do come in, relax, unwind.

I hope in my work, enjoyment you will find.

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Quotes

There will always be people who say mean words because you are different and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter. –Starfire “Troq”

Action is the foundational key to all success. –Pablo Picasso

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. –Dale Carnegie

Success is dependent on effort. –Sophocles

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. –Oscar Wilde

Shame face make monkey shake cocobay hand. –My Family

Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Sanity, is like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

Before you get mad at somebody try walking a thousand miles in their shoes, then you’re a thousand miles away from them and YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

When it hurts to look back, & you are scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Flying is when you throw yourself at the ground and fail.

I told my wife that men are like fine wine, they get better as they age. The next thing I know, she locks me in the basement for 5 years.(Note: This is for the quotes sake, I don't have a wife.) –Unknown

I was lying in my bed one night looking up at the stars when I thought, "What happened to my ceiling?"- RandomGal

If slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing, then does that mean fat is the new slim? -Spartan Ninja

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and lose is when you should start worrying. (Note: You will always lose if the argument is finished between you and yourself because you are both sides, which is why most people assume people who argue with themselves need help.) -Spartan Ninja

Suicide is a person’s way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit." -Unknown

Men can never get raped because they always want it. -Unknown

What Makes a Good Soldier? Is it his Brain? Or His Heart? -Matt Baker

Threat of the day: I am going to kick you so hard where the sun don't shine that your kids are going to say "Ahhh swim away!"- Kat Fulwider

Quotes from Young Justice (One of my current favorite shows (Robin is SOOOOOO hot!!!))

Robin: You're overwhelmed, Frost was underwhelmed, why isn't anyone just whelmed?

Mark Desmond: Activate the cloning process
Robin: Pass! Batcave's crowded enough

Robin: (After he escapes) *groans* Finally! Lucky Batman isn't here. He'd have my head for taking so long.
Kid Flash: Seriously? That's what you think about? The whole League will have are head after this!

Robin: That guy is not whelmed, not whelmed at all
Kid Flash: What is it with you and this whelmed thing

Mark Desmond: Someone, Robin I’d wager, hacked our systems deactivating internal security cameras, but he neglected the motion sensors. The Geno-morphs are closing in. They’re all coming out here, we have them cornered.*Gets tackled by falling Geno-Morphs* He hacked the motion sensors.
Robin: I hacked the motion sensors!
Kid Flash: Sweet!

Kid Flash: *Is running, sees wall* Aww crud! *runs into wall*
Aqualad: We’re cut off on the streets
Kid Flash: *sarcatisic* Great, my head hadn’t noticed

Black Canary: Good block, but can anybody tell me what he did wrong?
Robin: Oh! Oh! He hit on our teacher and got served!
Kid Flash: *half mumble half whine* Dude!

Robin: If dislike is the opposite of like, is disaster the opposite of aster? You know things go right instead of wrong. *sees angry Superboy* Clearly, you aren’t feelin’ the aster.

Miss. Martian: Superboy! Are you okay?
Superboy: Fine, Feelin’ the aster. *smiles at Robin*

Kid Flash to Artemis: *picks her up and runs* Sorry, They’ve got bigger arrows!

Artemis: Thanks.
Kid Flash: Hey, told ya, good guy. Now um not to pry, but um what’s your name? Oh and what’s this about you killing me?

Miss. Martian: Don’t worry I’m almost there
Artemis: Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?
Kid Flash: Girls are always on my mind….but they’re not usually talking.

Miss. Martian: It’s okay we’re team mates, friends, I made you cookies!

Kid Flash: My brain is all yours try not to let its brilliance overwhelm you
Robin: Or underwhelm you. Hey why isn’t anyone just whelmed?

Kid Flash: *after Robin disappears, groans* I forgot how much I hate it when he does the ninja thing.

Superboy: No capes, no tights, no offense.

Quest

(My History teacher my sophomore year combined the words "quiz" and "test" to make Quest. You have to admit that having a Quest sounds WAYYYYY cooler than having a quiz or a test.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (Totally I LOVE DOGS!!)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as it’s not too serious)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 17 And I am a girl! But, I still have some boy qualities J

This is a story about a girl and one night something happened.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked Heavenly Father to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for Heavenly Father's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

And now let’s see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (yeah… that hurt.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Can you say Funner? Yes. Therefore it is a word.)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Puns for the Educated Mind

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumfrence. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.