Hey viewers! Im Courtney, Live in Africa... I know such a random place! I have white skin, Brown eyes, Dark blond hair. Not comfortable disclosing my age, But No Im not a grandmother.

Favorite Shugo Chara pairings:
Amu x Ikuto
Rima x Nagi
Utau x Kukai
Miki x Yoru
Kairi x Yaya
Tadase x No-one (I hate tadamu and think it should be burned off the face o the planet although I love Kiseki )
Hikaru x Rikka

Favorite Bleach Pairings.
Well as for Bleach pairing I love Yaoi most but I'm also a fan of Het pairings.
Yaoi :
Ichigo x Grimmjow
Ichigo x Hitsugaya
Ichigo x Azien
Kenpachi x Hanataro
Ichigo x Gin
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra
Renji x Starrk
Het:
Orihime x Ichigo
Orihime x Grimmjow
Orihime x Ishida
Ichigo x Rukia
Matsumoto x Hitsugaya
Hitsugaya x Rukia

Story Prefrences:
- I would love to write requests from people. Contact me on Animefr3aky@live.com Only if you have a request for me.
- I will not press viewers to review before I update like "If I don't get 10 reviews I'm not updating.. blah blah"I will update as soon as possible, but I can not write all day everyday. Maybe One or two updates a week.
- I will leave notice if I discontinue a story, I will leave Two weeks notice (I will put the date i decide this on The Authors Note at the top of the chapter) Before i Take down a Story. I plan to Take down stories that I discontinue.
- I plan to finish Every Story I upload.
- I Mispel alot xD and have grammar Issues so if any of my stories are incorrect, I would appreciate if you guys could tell me in a Review?
- Rating's for my stories: I Will write any Rating. If requested I will writing M rated Stories.
- I like writing Romance, but am willing to try write Adventure or Humour.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross.

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

Looking forward to writing for you guys. ^^;