NAME: Mackenzie

That's all you need to know...for now.

Edward Cullen is for women what sex is for men - on our minds every 7 seconds.

The Cullen boys; they just don't make them like that anymore.

Lion Lamb = Loch Ness Monster.

I'm having troubles dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character.

Twilight - giving hope to clumsy girls everywhere.

O.C.D = Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Team Edward - Because Jacob doesn't sparkle.

Edward Cullen - Better than you since 1901.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you read "The End" and cry.

Edward. Better than Jacob. End of story.

That's how I like my men: Cold, dead, and sparkly.

Twilight isn't everything, but it's right up there with breathing.

I'm done waiting for Prince Charming on his white horse. I'd rather wait for Edward
Cullen in his silver Volvo.

Cedric didn't die. He became a vampire!

Dear Jacob,
I win.
Sincerely,
Edward.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat, waiting
for me. How does she kn- Ohh...riiiiiiight...

Jasper Hale laughs at your mood ring.

I love you like I love the Twilight saga! Wow, you're freaking special!

I'm a Twilight fan. That means I'm way cooler than you.

Bring on the shackles; I am your prisoner - Edward Cullen.

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kissed you and you attacked me, today you faint! - Edward Cullen.

I may not be human; but I am still a man. - Edward Cullen. (Yes you are ;)

Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner - Bella Swan.

I prefer brunettes - Edward Cullen. (I'm a brunette :D)

I'm the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember? - Edward Cullen. (Oh, that's okay with me)

This hostage stuff is fun! - Alice Cullen.