BloodNekoJessitahide bio
 me name is Jessita, I am a Blood neko My favs are Naruto but i don't watch or read the Mangas. I'm into the yaoi :3 My pairings are: NaruSasuNaru I'm thinking of making my own pairing like SasuJessSasu :3 mew= "yayz" Before Naruto, I was a huge Zelda fan, recent game Twilight Princess for Gamecube Yaoi pairing as well: Dark+Link :3 I also watched/read and finished Karin: Chibi Vampire. I'm now reading my favorite book series: Warriors, 4th series book 1 :3 mew= "yayz" |
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Encounters by MidnaXXX reviews
I wasn't alone. ... "Look who it is." ... He sounded hungry. ... "I want you for myself." ... Zelda isn't here. ... "Wrong answer, sky child. So be it." ... He had restrained me. ... "Let me have my way with you and you will not be hurt." ... I hollered out, panicked. ... "I've only just begun." (Rated M Yaoi - boyXboy. R&R Please.) UPDATE: The long-awaited Epilogue has arrived.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,443 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Born with Courage (BL warning) by CommanderWarden reviews
[Ye be warned!] The human walks in on his attempts to capture the spirit maiden. 'What is this? A creature to toy with'. The demon was pale, and clearly full of himself. 'He's so different from the other monsters I've faced. But I can't back down now, I'll save Zelda no matter what.' First fanfic and the layout is kinda bad. Ghiralink, Lipit, rated M just in case I LOVE REVIEWS!.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Link, Ghirahim, Pipit
Double Vision by Welcome to the TARDIS reviews
In the midst of trying to save the forest from what the Once-ler is bound to become, the Lorax accidentally creates a second Once-ler- one who seems a bit off. (Oncest; Once-let/Greed-ler)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Caught You by SheriartyForever reviews
Sheriarty. Moriarty's back, with a case for Sherlock - but things are never that simple... This is my first fic; hope you enjoy it! [WARNING: Eventual smut (chapters 11, 15, 19 and 20 so far); mild non-con elements; occasional descriptions of violence and occasional use of foul language.]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,753 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.] John W., Sebastian M./Seb
A Gerudo, a Twili and a Spirit by Redawilo reviews
Just because they are villains doesn't mean they can't have some fun with each other. A mostly-crack fic about what Ganondorf, Ghirahim, and Zant do in their spare time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Ganondorf, Ghirahim, Zant
Heat by Xen Silver Quill reviews
"In retrospect, Ghirahim really, really should have expected the rather strong reaction he received from the Twili." [Or, "In Which a Sword Spirit Snogs a Twilit King." Team Villain, GhiraZant.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Ghirahim, Zant] - Complete
Stag Night by Lemonzest023 reviews
Takes place after John and Sherlock return to the flat from bar hopping (directly after the accidental knee-grab to be precise). Sherlock is more drunk than he's ever been and lets a few things slip...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Enemies to Lovers by Freya the Mistwolf reviews
Ghirahim finds a badly injured Link and decides to take him in with unexpected results. Rated M for a reason. Purely smut. MxM yaoi, you've been warned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Ghirahim, Link]
Unfinished Business by GoreAndGlitter reviews
Oncie's going to be late for work and can't find his hat but that doesn't mean anything to Greed-ler. My first Lorax fanfiction and I'm already digging my grave. Oncest all around! I was inspire by something I saw on deviantart and I got into it then...yeah :) Rating jumped! You know what that means!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - The Once-ler
Sway My Way (Love is like a good pair of underwear) by Barriss-Before-It-Was-Cool reviews
Yako has many passions: food, clothes, lingerie, a puzzle-eating demon. What Neuro is about to find out is just how passionate his slave can get when dealing with something she loves. NeuYako. Rated M for a reason.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Aphrodesiac by Quathy reviews
Sherlock and John come in contact with a powerful pheromone enhancing aphrodisiac. As he deals with the fallout of their actions, John must decide what this means.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A., Mycroft H.
Reason goes before a Fall by Lorelei Lee reviews
John Watson is just a man. A man whose tolerance for sexual frustration has almost reached its limit. The object of his desire? Sherlock. The problem? Sherlock thinks he's straight and John doesn't think Sherlock's interested. Sherlock is just a man too, but he doesn't want to jeopardise their friendship. The solution? A prostitute who looks a lot like Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,985 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H.
Peeping by Haus of Lexy reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTERS REDONE! READ FROM BEGINNING! Yako has to go to an American Dance class that teaches seductive and street dances, and comes to work later everyday. Neuro is punishing her more because of her lateness, and what's this, Yako has a peeping tom! Who is it and what will Neuro do about it!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
The Green Monster by AsianCutie93 reviews
ONCEST Oncie was able to have such a great rise and fall thanks to the Green Monster that lives inside him that no one else could see until the end…
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Blogger's Block by johnsarmylady reviews
John is having trouble writing his blog, so Sherlock finds a unique way to help him. Birthday smut for my very dear friend MapleleafCameo - rated M...Very M!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Consorts of Master Holmes by darkrose45 reviews
AU where vampires are nobles in modern times and own people. John wakes up in a strange room, chained to a bed to be told he will become a consort to Master Sherlock Holmes. He starts out hating it but, as time goes on, he learns to like it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,451 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade] - Complete
Nicknames by peoplejustcallmewtf
Jim has a ton of nicknames for Sherlock. Sherlock loves them, despite himself. This is Sheriarty/Jimlock/Morlock. Heavy stuff. No porn here. Not my scene. It gets hot and heavy in places, but not actual porn. That distinction is important to me.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,679 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty
Frustration by starrysummernights reviews
"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock and John Accidentally Negotiate a Scene by wendymarlowe reviews
John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Spills the Beans by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock blurts out some private details about John's sexual habits, during a case, in front of Greg and Sally. John is furious that Sherlock would let the Yard assume he had first-hand knowledge of John's behavior in bed, but Sherlock doesn't see what the problem is - he's deduced everything already, so why hide it? Especially when he's got some suggestions of his own . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Sherlock Is All Tied Up by wendymarlowe reviews
It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Has No Gag Reflex (and John can't get over it) by wendymarlowe reviews
John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Unavoidably Aroused by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat. "Not gay" John has a few secrets in his not-gay past, though, which work out to be an advantage . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Not Myself Tonight by astudyinwholoki99 reviews
Sherlock has been conducting an expirement to get John into bed, and tonight it works Johnlock, slightly Dom!Sherlock and Sub!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Empty Bottles by timelord-curious
My first try at fanfiction. Sherlock gets bored, general sexiness ensues
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Prostitute by votraltesse reviews
Mycroft decides to play a game where Sherlock must use his powers of seduction to do a series of test. Many ships. Some yaoi. You don't like you don't read. (( this will not be written again because I don't see the point. Feel free to read and message me if you think I should continue it))
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H., Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
There's a Criminal in the House! by Dannerisms reviews
...and he's only wearing pants! Sherlock and Moriarty have kept their relationship a secret for a long time, but could this be the end of it? John comes home earlier than expected and it's up to a semi-intoxicated detective to get James out of the house before he's seen. (MxM, established Sheriarty relationship, rated T for paranoia) ON HIATUS, SORRY
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.] John W.
Rise of the Guardians- Icy love by Angel-Demon hybrid reviews
It has been five years since the final battle in RoTG. Jamie begins to develop feelings for the winter spirit Jack Frost. He does not know how to tell him. What happens when Jack returns to Jamie after a full year of not being there? What happens when he discovers Jamie's feelings for him? What will happen? will be yaoi. rating may go up. might be Mpreg later. R&R
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
When I get bored by Neo.Natalie reviews
John was sitting in his room, minding his own business, when suddenly his mobile buzzed.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Game Of Corruption by Clockwork-hart1 reviews
They play a game. It's a respite from the boredom, a battle of wills, a thrill, a jump, a fall. It's corruption; and it tastes so sweet. (Sheriarty slash)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A not quite asexual Sherlock by MrsThreepwood reviews
When John is angry at Sherlock and slaps him, the duo discovers there is indeed a way to turn Sherlock on. PWP / shameless smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mysterious Incident of 221B Baker Street by Waterlou25 reviews
In which Sherlock discovers something interesting with John that just might keep him away from boredom... Eventual smut; Sherlock enjoys being a tease which is why I also marked the story as suspense haha
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Thought You Might Call by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Jim gives Sherlock his number when they first meet. He finds Sherlock's number on The Science of Deduction. Naughty phone calls are obviously the next logical step. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Don't Try This At Home by KatySummers reviews
John loves how smooth Sherlock is. Hairless and hot. He tries to spice things up for Sherlock, hoping to make Sherlock happy, but it doesn't work out that well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We've Waited Long Enough by nocturne-du-corbeau
Based on The Empty Hearse when they did the thing. This is what I imagine happened after the cut. Smutty goodness; awkwardness and giggles; bottom!moriarty. First that I've written alone. I do not own the characters or the show. If I did, I'd sell it to HBO because of all the smut and cursing. Finally complete. R&R welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,395 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Drugged Coffee, a Dull Morning and a Horny Sherlock by Dalena Saffi-Ann reviews
Title says it all. A Johnlock Fanfic with a strange twist. Sherlock feels hot and frustrated. Rated M to be safe, nothing majorly explicit. This was intended as a one-shot but more may be written depending on reviews. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Mr Watson, Anatomy Department by Elise-Elusive reviews
Mr. John Watson is intrigued by a mysterious student in his sixth-form anatomy class. When the teenage Sherlock Holmes becomes his new lab assistant, Mr. Watson takes the opportunity to give the boy private lessons. Teacher!John Student!Sherlock AU, Johnlock, teacher/student relationship, graphic slash, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
With Your Reins in My Hands by Milky Way Wanderer reviews
Inspired by dirtytwentysomething's image (and with the same title) John finds himself helpless and bound, completely in Sherlock's control. D/s, Japanese rope bondage, nsfw
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Care To Share A Bed On A Cold Night? by Syrup666 reviews
Sherlock and John get booked in a hotel with only one bed on a chilly night. Sherlock decides to 'experiment'. Smut ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mistletoe by Elise-Elusive reviews
John's Christmas Eve plans look bleak, until he comes home to find Sherlock waiting for him under the mistletoe... One-shot, Johnlock, graphic slash, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mine by boombangZOOM reviews
Jack finally expresses how much he disapproved of your boyfriend, how much you should belong to him instead. Warning: things get heated. This is rated M for a reason.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Jack Frost
Really, It's Just a Cold by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
The Once-ler gets sick. What a wonderful way to start the day. Unfortunately, the Lorax is convinced that the Once-ler is more than 'just sick'. Oh joy of joys. Various POVs, no romance, no slash, no AU.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become by BlackTigerG2 reviews
By the magic of the Lorax and nature itself, There were always two Once-lers. One was a monster destroying Truffula Valley with his thneeds, the other tried to prevent it at every step-only to become corrupted and broken instead. The Lorax is a cruel protector indeed. Eventual Oncest, noncon, 'Daddy', big business, abuse, and fluff when needed. Written under alias JustCookie
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - The Once-ler
Could it be oncest by JoeyJayAngel reviews
the Lorax hatches a master plan to get rid of the Once-ler and change his "evil" ways, sending him to the future to see a new him he thought he'd never know. but the once-ler has a plan of his own. (this story is slowly in progress i haven't finished it yet)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - The Once-ler
One For The Money by Art Is Dead reviews
She is ruthless. He is useless. Rated M for possible future smut, abuse and language. This shall be ONCEST, just be patient.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - The Once-ler
Forever by guillotineghosties reviews
Finale to Promises. Oneshot, smut. Reader x Oncie. You finally are reunited with Oncie and learn the truth of his other selves before sexy times. This smut is kind of sweet and not nearly as dark as the oneshots with Greedler and 72.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
A Surprising Visit by xXAprilHana reviews
The Once-ler has been feeling completely down in the dumps lately since his amazing invention hasn't gotten anywhere. However, a mysterious man appears on his doorstep and changes everything, perhaps for the better. Oncest (Greed-ler/Once-ler). Rated M for lemon later; one-shot.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2013 - The Once-ler
Obsession by guillotineghosties reviews
Reader x One, with Swoncest. Oneshot. You really like One because of your own weird fetishes and so you decide to watch him Swag have sex. This leads to more. Slight voyeurism, masturbating outside, biting, blood, general mental health issues among teenagers.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Downcest by aconitedarcksinger
Ask-blog ship. Downcest. I tried. Smut.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
Meant to be Broken by guillotineghosties reviews
Readerx72, with Greedler having fun on the side. Smut. Facial, smoking while having sex, mindbreak, dub-con, blood, oral sex (female on receiving end) This is a sequel to Promises but can be read as a standalone. Basically just about two thousand words of smut.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
A Second Chance by Kasandra Wiliston reviews
After the events of the Lorax, the Onceler finds himself with an offer of help from said Lorax to allow him to live his life that he had neglected to live because of regret. Now his younger twenty ish year old self, he finds himself pining for the young Ted Wiggins. Contains: YAOI. MalexMale. Slight pedophilia. And of course lemons. I suppose this could be considered AU in a sense.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler
More by toadstoolcouch reviews
Greed-ler's the boss of this destructive enterprise, and Once-ler wants to make a change, while he still can. Things get out of control. Oncest. Extreme
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
You Only Need Yourself by guillotineghosties reviews
Onceler is sad from always being cheated on by the women his mother sets him up with, but soon realizes that he only needs Greedler to be happy. Oncest (Onceler x Greedler), Smutty lemony goodness, hurt/comfort. Oneshot.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Between meetings by CodyRexBeth reviews
Ted decided to try something new with Oncie, who has doubts about it. Maybe Ted isn't as innocent as people think he is. Hey even new things can be fun. Right? /Once-ler/Ted AU smut
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler - Complete
Promises by guillotineghosties reviews
ReaderxOnce-ler, ReaderxGreedler He left to achieve his dreams, leaving you a promise. But you discover that Oncie becomes someone else entirely... Smut/Lemon Contains blood and rough smexy times.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Real Curse by Succinct Disquisition reviews
Movie universe:Ted never came back to hear the rest of the Once-ler's story, but years later he returns to the Oncler's residence to lash out at the man he feels ruined his life. The trees never grew but what else might have remained the same? Ted-ler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,747 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins
Cursing Greed by BeautifulDoom reviews
The Lorax gets angry at Greed-ler and curses him, leaving it up to Oncie to save him.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - The Once-ler
Inventions, Thneed, and Love by SecretLove97 reviews
When Ted Wiggins decides to create a time machine, he goes back in time to when the Once-ler first discovered the Truffula tree forest. What happens when he meets the younger version of the Once-ler? Bad summary. I know. BoyxBoy! Yaoi! If you don't like it, don't read it. M for mature themes and cursing.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler
Not As Bad As You Thought by COTk-MC reviews
Greed-ler talks Oncie into doing something strange. And Oncie is sure he will end up regretting that he agreed to it. Greed-ler/Once-ler. Oncest. Ending is a bit rushed, sorry about that. - - Reviews are always welcome. Enjoy please!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
How Bad Could This Be? by KayKatastr0phe reviews
Mindless Onecest smut for my friend. That's all you really need to know. Read more inside.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Sharky by Timey-Wimey-Consultant reviews
Because one of them has to be willing to take the fashion forward extreme and of course the other has to be left wondering why such an extreme has to be made. Oncest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Club Thneed by HyperBeamGO reviews
The Thneed is actually a hit Night Club. And when the owner sees a young man not enjoying himself, well he makes sure to correct the problem. Oncest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Because I can by deanielove reviews
Okay, so this is pretty crack-ish, but hey look smut! Oncie has a crush on his father, but one night Greedler appears and things just get weird...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - The Once-ler
Companion a oncest fanfic by Selflicky reviews
Greed-Ler and Once-Ler begin to have a romantic relationship that Once-Ler is quite unsure of.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2012
That was Then, This is Now by VanillaSpiders reviews
AU Steampunkverse Years after the last Truffula falls, Ted Wiggins goes looking for the Once-Ler. What he finds is not what he expects, and what finds him is thinking much along the same lines. What mind you, not who.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins
Microphillia by HyperBeamGO reviews
Greed-ler learns that not everything is as bad as it seems. Oncest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Butterfly Milk Aphrodisiac by wherestheface reviews
When Ted visits the Once-ler early in the morning he makes a shocking discovery; the Once-ler is drunk. But when he beckons him in, Ted is in for an even bigger surprise. Let's just say the Once-ler is biggering in more ways than one. Smut in later chapters. Alternate Universe as well.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins
Compensation by Timey-Wimey-Consultant reviews
Swoncest. Swag-ler/One-ler. Tumblr pairing Trusting a cannibal to give you a blow job is the ultimate form of trust.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Touch Me, Just Like That by IxLovexEwe reviews
Oncie is feeling frustrated and neglected while Greed-ler is away; he decides to take care of himself. Oncest. One-shot. PWP. Warnings inside
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Little Wonders by LuvStarWars reviews
Louse, your insides are mutating." "Excuse me?" Cute NeuroXYako drabble-turned story. Updated!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Ties Are Stupid by NinjaKitty4589 reviews
The Once-ler helps Greed-ler get dressed, and decides that ties are in fact, stupid. Warning: Oncest, very NSFW
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Holding Back by haruhinozuka reviews
One-ler has had to pee all day and Creep-ler has a great idea to help him out. One shot written for Camp Weehawken. WARNINGS: Yaoi, lemony, kink, watersport is ahead. Don't like don't read. Hope everyone enjoys !
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Being Bernard by Malcontent Ash reviews
Bernard's life had never been anything special, that is, until he met his own personal hero, Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Bernard, Megamind
Scary Stories by haruhinozuka reviews
Bitter Once-ler has always hated Swag-ler's guts, but is it really hate? Finally a scary story competition tests Bitter's limits. BitterxSwag Tumblr pairing, this confusing-ness is all explained inside. Yes these guys are both Once-lers Rated M for Bitter's foul mouth. ONE SHOT for Camp Weehawken! Swittercest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Things Ensue by deanielove reviews
Onceler rudely wakes up Greedler, so he tries to make it up to him.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Breakfast Time by haruhinozuka reviews
Oncie makes Greed-Ler a pancake breakfast but the evil Once-Ler has something else in mind. Oncie/Once-Ler x Greed-Ler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Hard to Please by Took-Baggins reviews
One-shot. There's a reason the Once-ler is such a beanpole.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
First Touch by Dani Kin reviews
The best part of a new relationship is all the first little moments, sweet and sexy. And Roxanne is slowly easing Megamind into having a sexual relationship.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Best I'll Ever Have by hausofwhimsy reviews
Oncest. Pure pwp
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Whole by hausofwhimsy reviews
Oncest. You never forget your first time...especially when it's with yourself
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Guest by Enigmarr reviews
A beautiful, cloudless day is ruined by the arrival of an unwanted visitor in the Once-ler's home. He claims that he will only stay a week- but can the Once-ler and the Lorax put up with him for that long? No pairings, rated for Oncie's later language.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler
Test Run by Rayeli reviews
Onceler wants to open up a new market for his Thneed. How bad could that possibly be? Oncest drabble, PWP/non-con. Don't like, don't read.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Torture by deanielove reviews
Greedler wants Oncie to betray the lorax, this time Oncie just can't obey Greedler's wishes. Things ensue.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - The Once-ler
Earth Day by Hotnesspecter88 reviews
The Onceler has little choice but to hand over not only his company and his ideals, but his innocence too. GreedlerxOnceler smut. Rated M for the obvious.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2012 - The Once-ler
Shameless by The Dock Master reviews
In which Ted gets on his knees and the Once-ler unzips his pants. Oneshot, smutty, Once-ler x Ted. Enjoy.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins - Complete
days by windfish reviews
the once-ler's love life was composed of a number of days. some considerably much better than the others. t for some violence, kissing, cursing, slurs.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Nancy Boy by IxLovexEwe reviews
Upon finding an essentially useless object from his past, the Once-ler attempts to give it a new purpose. One-shot. PWP.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Payment by OhaiAlex reviews
slight-AU. Oncie has messed up one of the machines of the factory, and the Greed-ler is furious. Instead of firing him, the Greed-ler makes Oncie pay up with something else.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Happy Birthday, Oncie by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Greedler and Onceler decide that they wanted to do something...interesting for Oncie's birthday. GreedlerxOnciexOnceler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Happy Birthday Oncelers by AsianCutie93 reviews
ONCEST THREESOME 1972 Once-ler/Greed-ler/Once-ler! Greed-ler and Oncie are invited to 1972 Once-ler's mansion, not expecting a thing… happy birthday Once-lers!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler
He's not all that bad by Summier reviews
Poor Greed-ler needs, little Oncie's comfort
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - The Once-ler
Four Twenty by TenderLumplings reviews
In the end, he could only really blame Once-ler's brothers for this.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Pillow Pets by AsianCutie93 reviews
The Once-ler is upset that profits are going down due to the introduction of pillow pets on the market, but is even more enraged when he sees Oncie holding a turtle pillow pet while sleeping. ONCEST
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - The Once-ler
Time Spent With Myself by If-I-Had-Wheels-Id-Be-A-Wagon reviews
Oncie wakes up in a dark room, minus his shirt. He's tied to the bed by his own invention, but who did it? And why?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Coaxing by muffiny doom reviews
Oncest! PWP. When Greed-ler pops in unannounced, Once-ler has to decide if he's going to submit, or if he's going to be bold.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - The Once-ler
The Thneed of His Greed by LemonyGoodness7542 reviews
The beautiflu gay love of himself. Innocent!Once-ler x Greedy!Once-ler. Enjoy the lemony goodness.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Anatomy of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
As a former resident of Hell, Neuro is unfamiliar with certain physical displays of human affection. But as he starts experimenting with Yako, will he grow to like it too much? /PREQUEL TO TOKEN OF AFFECTION/
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Home Alone by CrossoverPrincess reviews
The Once-ler's family left home on his birthday, what is one to do? SMUT
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Once-ler
A Principle of Nature by pojaivilo reviews
The Once-Ler is told that the animals in truffula valley have entered mating season and are a bit... "twitterpated". He begins to think about his own love life, and how a lovely lady might be the missing piece to his... "quickly" growing business.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Regret Nothing by wee.202 reviews
Not Oncest, more... Onceturbation? ... Don't judge me.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/29/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Aftermath by Jessy.Cakes5576 reviews
This is a response story to "The Worst Possible Way to Get the Last Seed" It is Oncie/Once-ler pairing. And it will become smut later. Please review to tell me what you think.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Everybody Needs a Thneed by BerryPeach reviews
Oncest! Yaaay! What happens when nice Once-ler finds himself thrown into the future and comes face-to-face with his evil self? WARNING: Yaoi, mild language, kink, and pwp the best kind, neh? Reuploaded in the correct category. No anal, just wanking.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/27/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Worst Possible Way to Get the Last Seed by Succinct Disquisition reviews
Once-ler/Once-ler. What happened was not really appropriate for any eyes really, especially not the Lorax. Selfcest. Bad, in general. Smut.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Those Nights by Areale Fox reviews
This is a GhiraLink that entails Link's capture and Ghirahim's quest to revive his beloved master. Things go awry for him and a bond develops between the captor and the captive like no other. There is MxM and lemon, don't like don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
The Black Rabbit by cgaussie01 reviews
ADULT MATERIAL. The Black Rabbit is a gentle man's club run by Ms. Ritchi. There, men of wealth can spend their earnings on the lovely young men who work there. Wayne Scott is about to discover what kind of world has been out of reach for him for so long.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Megamind, Bernard
Stranded by SalemAnderson reviews
Pre-movie AU. Something goes horribly wrong with one of Megamind's battle suits and he and Roxanne wind up stranded in the middle of a desert with nothing but each other to aid in their survival. Will they make it? **NOW COMPLETE**
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,032 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Fire and Ice by the1andonlyofo reviews
In his quest to obtain the Triforce and take control of Hyrule, Ganondorf meets a strange man from the past and secrets about himself are revealed. Rated M for eventual slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ganondorf, Ghirahim - Complete
Blasted Blinky Lights! by SapphireGirl93 reviews
How will Megamind enjoy his first real celebration of Christmas? Post movie; fun, sweet, and filled with fluffy holiday cheer!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Echo by TsukiNova reviews
Ghirahim always liked the Silent Realm because there, one's voice echoes. He knew it wouldn't take the crimson stares of the beings to shatter his love's innocence. It would only take himself. He knew to be gentle. He tried. Ghirahim/Link lemony-ness
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by erraticfanatic reviews
During a random debate in the middle of an evil-scheme-screw-up, Roxanne wonders how Megamind knows so much about sex. The answer will surprise her... WARNING: smut. RR, MM, & Minion. Update: The smut continues in chapter 2!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Mistletoe Misconception by Megamindluv4918 reviews
After a mishap with a killer leather couch,and a coffee table, Megamind thinks mistletoe is actually BAD luck! Roxanne will soon teach him otherwise when Christmas Eve comes round...Review por favor!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Picture Perfect by Allendra reviews
Oneshot.Post-movie. On his birthday, Roxanne helps Megamind overcome his insecurities about getting his picture taken.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Dark Crossroad by ShadyMidna reviews
Ghirahim/Link. Our hero, on his way to begin his first trial in Faron Woods, decides to rest for the night. That's when things start to get out of hand. Rated M for Chapter 2. Terrible summary is terrible. Chapter 3 will be up soon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ghirahim, Link
Is this retribution? by Azusa-Yume reviews
After story of the anime between Accelerator and Kamijyo Touma. Yes, this is Shounen-ai, You have being warned. Might consist of Bipolar, Yandere and trolling in the future.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Accelerator, Tōma K.
Serenade under a False Sky by RegisteredDentalAssistant517 reviews
After the museum's opening day celebration has ended; Roxanne surprises Megamind by taking him out to dinner. She is completely unaware that it is the restaurant's "Karaoke Night". When he is asked to sing; Megamind gives Roxanne a surprise she will never forget. One-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Bare Bear Rug Incident by Sevandor1 reviews
Megamind grows up and finally takes care of a deal he and Roxanne made. It's fluffy, it's silly, it's two married people playing naughty games on a snowy day. One-shot.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Deaf to the World by EvaXephon reviews
Fi is obligated to provide assistance to Link in every possible way. What happens when Link becomes sexually frustrated?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Link, Fi - Complete
Lies by Usagimon reviews
Kamijou Touma is hospitalized... and he lost his memories! How will Accelerator react to his memory loss? ToumaxAccel, yaoi.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Fish of a Different Skin by cgaussie01 reviews
Pt 8! Many things take place in this chapter! Minion is out to find his boss, Roxanne is trying to report the story live to the entire ciry, Megamind and Lady Doppler banter back and forth... and then action.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Megamind, Minion
Justice is Hard to Swallow by cgaussie01 reviews
One-of lemon fic. Megamind appears to capable of doing anything to get out of going to jail. Rated NC-17 for sexual situation.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Attack of the Mega Clones by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Life as a hero is stressful for Megamind. Saving the day means spending less and less time with Roxanne, especially when he's prepared to take the next step in their relationship. But he can't be in two places at once...or can he?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
La Vie En Rose by cgaussie01 reviews
Wayne Scott/Bernard. Co written with threequarterfox. Truths are revealed between the two men, and they take their relationship to the next level and get busy on Bernard's bed. Warning for homosexual sex, and alien anatomy.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bernard, Metro Man - Complete
Raincheck by Dani Kin reviews
Roxanne offered him a raincheck on more sex after their night in the car, and now she wants to cash it in. Is that really a good idea? This is the sequel to Lake Effect Unrated Alternate Ending.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Lake Effect Unrated Alternate Ending by Dani Kin reviews
An alternate ending to "Lake Effect" by Patches, where an unsuccessful kidnapping leaves Megamind and Roxanne stranded. In the invisible car. In the middle of a blizzard. Now with more orgasms.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Just Fantasies by Dani Kin reviews
He thought about her a lot. More then was healthy probably, but sometimes it was the only way to pass the time. Megamind gets down with himself thinking about Roxanne. smutfic!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Battle of Banter Battle of Will by AlphaCentari1027 reviews
Metro Man is captured and rendered helpless, but is he really helpless against the 'master of all villainy' Will evil be taught a lesson it will not soon forget? READ AND REVIEW PLZ.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man
Lake Effect by Patches reviews
Pre-movie. Megamind and Roxanne end up trapped together in the invisible car during a blizzard and have to figure out how to keep warm without killing each other first. Rating for tasteful nudity and belligerent sexual tension.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
I can be your hero baby by Irame-soul reviews
Diving into the lives of Roxanna and Megamind a few months after the final battle with Titan. Discovering that our favorite Ex Super villain is quite the romantic lover. Rating M For some romance and sexy time. I do not own the characters! Ps Updating all the chapters 09/2017
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Tag by LuvStarWars reviews
SPOILERS FROM THE END OF THE MANGA. Neuro returns to the office to find a new kind of monster has moved in, and he's ready to play. Rated T for some gore and lots of violence.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
A Taste of What's to Come by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne bumped into a cloth-covered machine and nearly stumbled as a flash of bright white light caught her off-guard. Great, there went her dark vision. It was going to take hours to find the kitchen now...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Roxanne's Revenge by Scarlet-Frost reviews
The long-suffering kidanppee, Roxanne, sneaks into Megamind's lair to extract her own brand of revenge on the blue villain. A collaboration from Scarlet Frost and Porfeariah
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Destined for What? by Wolf Master Loki reviews
What if Bernard had gone to school with a young Megamind? How would his life have differed? A re-telling of the story with original additions. Major AU. Megamind/Bernard. Minion/Roxanne.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Megamind, Bernard
Cherry Boy by Scarlet-Frost reviews
Alternate chapter 3 of Temptress! What if Metro Man hadn't been called? What if Roxanne hadn't been interrupted in her seduction of Megamind... RATED NOT FOR KIDDIES! M for MATURE ages 18 or over only thanks!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Megamind: Before the Movie by doctorwhogirl77 reviews
Did Roxanne and Megamind have a little somethin' somethin' going on before the movie ?
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
He's A Demon! by Miyabiwoof reviews
BEWAAAAARE there's yaoi.:P Neuro is driving Godai insane. Yako thinks the cure to neuro's....weirdness, is love! Through a turn of events there's GodaiXNeuro YAOI! So there's no mistakes....YAOI IS BOYXBOY STUFF PEEPS! ENJOY!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Godai S., Neuro N.
Destiny Changed by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
"The minute he laid eyes on the lad, Jonathan Warden knew there was something special about that blue boy." What if the Warden adopted baby Megamind? Will he turn out better, or will he still be a villain? MegaRox pairing, of course.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Warden
Exploring by guri-n reviews
While simply fooling around one night, Metro man discovers one of Megaminds dark weaknesses. MMXMM
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Popped Collar by Hummun reviews
Roxanne finds Megamind's weakness, which comes from years of wearing popped collars...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Christmas Mixup by Smaug the Writing Dragon reviews
Superheroes and supervillians should never have names that start with the same letters. It's hard on Santa's elves. A short Christmas one-shot. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
A Certain Albino and Idiot by outerelf reviews
The two lolis solemnly swore that they'd get the two together if it was the last thing they did.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Accelerator, Tōma K. - Complete
Meirotic by creativecherry reviews
Neuro finds an interesting puzzle in Godai. PWP.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Neuro N., Godai S. - Complete
With Wolfish Grins by crystalgardian reviews
Neuro senses a mystery in North America and accordingly drags Yako there but, when Yako is bitten by a strange wolf she begins to feel strange. What oddities will ensue? What fluff will draw this pair closer together? T cause I felt like it.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N.
Paradox Demon by Groves of the Pass'd reviews
Neuro insists he divides by zero to find the ultimate mystery and finds himself and Yako thrown out of the anime world and into the 'real' world.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Fearing a Mask by SadStories reviews
Link rides through the forest trying to get back home, but feels like he's being watched. Afterwards, he realizes that it's Oni Link. Oni Link wants Link for his body so he can wander freely, but Link can't stand the thought of it.Yaoi OnixLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Fierce Deity, Link
Dark Diety by PrinceLogan reviews
What happens when Dark is playing with Link's magic masks?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dark Link, Link
Liquid Dream by KillCupido reviews
Neuro doesn't submit to anyone or anything. But he can dream and sleep and dream again. Written in response to scherrymouse aka Schermionie's Rarepair Challenge on LJ. Sasazuka/Neuro. Yes, in that order.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasazuka E., Neuro N. - Complete
A Slave and a Noble by RoyxRizaFan reviews
What happens when Ciel Phantomhive and Yako Katsuragi switch places? Ciel is forced to solve mysteries alongside the sadistic Nougami Neuro, while Yako is pampered by the butler, Sebastian Michaelis.
Crossover - Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Yako K., Ciel P.
Into the Heart of Hell by Lokashi reviews
In the beginning, it was just another night of sex. Neuro was in heat, and Yako was, yet again, in the wrong place at the wrong time. But.... This time is far different. Now, she is pregnant, and with a baby that she can not abort. How will Neuro react?
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Dream by iszatright reviews
Yako wakes up to a dream about Neuro and, finding out about it, Neuro decides to re-enact the whole thing. Contains mature themes.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Action and Consequence by deactivated-yami reviews
Yako and Godai are reaching a melting point, mostly because of the detective agency and its head, Neuro. Neuro’s attempts to resolve the situation are foiled by his own curiosity and the results are unexpected. NeuroxYakoxGodai
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Yako K.
The bet by lionwhizk reviews
When Godai and Yako make a bet involving Neuro...you can bet some strange things are going to go down. My first Romance fanfic that'll hopefully be a three-shot, and a big hit : R & R
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Public Indecency by Misbetown reviews
Neuro and Yako have some bonding time in Godai's car. M for smut.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Profound Anonymity by ChaoticReverie reviews
Neuro's appetite is insatiable… and Yako is looking especially delectable… Yako/Neuro oneshot
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Tutor by Hime-Devine reviews
AU. Yako and Neuro spend some quality time together. GOD SPAZZU. I WANT A STORY. Rated M for a reason.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N.
Level 69 by Hime-Devine reviews
Rated M for a reason, romance and love Neuro and Yako in an elevator, kink for Spazzu. I do take requests.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Evil Pleasure by Misbetown reviews
Yako decides to run Neuro's credit card sky high; leaving him to try out a new tool on her. M for content.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Neuro's Food Wager by Ikezu reviews
The last battle between Neuro and Yako begins, along with one of the most... bizarre cases the duo has ever dealt with! And finally: Godai-san's true nature is revealed!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Neuro N., Godai S.
Roommates I by stealth gato reviews
First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,497 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by Beyondthismorning reviews
Naruto finds himself transferred into an all boys boarding school with 3 psychotic roomates. But, That isn't the problem. The problem is, could all these boys be...gay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U.