Dear sweet electric christ, it's been too long.

A LOT of business as happened in the past two years and now my mind has gone to mush.

I'm generally still the same individual, BUT now im more cynical and edgy. And by that you know i mean that college just ruined me.

I'l still TRY to whack out a good story every now and then. But then it's your view if it's good or not, what do my opinions matter? I'm writing for you people out there!

Some of my current unfinished stories MIGHT get an ending...or a middle too. It depends on how im feeling, should i let you find out how the stories go? Pfft, only time will tell.

If you want to find out if anything HAS been updated or re-jigged then just read the damn things! I'm not going to tell you what I'm doing here, this is my ranty page!

Merry reading and if anyone ACTUALLY takes note of this re-done profile thing, then my hat goes off to you. You must have as little to do as i. We should therefore go and get drunk sometime. Hoorah.

I do realise that one word in each of the above statement things is capitalized, and i dont care.

Peace and miscellaneous frog hunting,

JB

(FYI, i still 3 zombies...oh and WW2)