He's the city's #1 heartthrob, romance columnist! She's just trying to pay rent. But when a stroke of bad luck throws them together, look out Suliman Corp! This floor mouse and self-proclaimed "love enthusiast" are about to learn a thing or two about love. (Modern AU)

If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

A step-by-step guide to writing terrible fanfiction: Zutara edition.

During the Kira investigation, L uses a new method to gather information—a portable lie detector that straps around a person's wrist. With this device, Light's honesty is constantly monitored. Due to his altered memory, no information about Kira is revealed. However, other truths come to the surface. LXLight One-Shot

Some time after beginning their romantic relationship, L decides to test the limits of Light's jealousy. With a poster of Taylor Swift. ...Results are intriguing. SLASH. LxLight.

"Your eyes." He stated against his thumb. "What about them?" L tilted his head slightly: his now drying hair falling to it's natural place before his eyes. His own eyes, which reminded me so much of the darkest moments before dawn. "Your eyes remind me of the changing of leaves."

Shepard unexpectedly joins Thane in the public showers aboard Normandy. Thinking no one is awake she proceeds to seduce him, but a shore party arrives late from a mission and with boys being boys they are soon discussing their dear commander and all her many… attributes. FemShep/Thane. Masskink fill. PWP. Oneshot. Complete. EXPLICIT 18 sexual content.

L makes Light's first time beautiful.

Lovey-dovey (little bit angsty) AU where everything is good until it gets better and everyone is happy. Also a writting experiment.

Can Shepard resist Thane? Probably not. Rated for language.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Shepard never planned on dying or falling in love with the greatest assassin in the galaxy. My retelling of ME2 with plenty of headcanon.

After a particularly grueling mission Shepard gets a little too mouthy and ends up wildly hallucinating that she and Thane are, in fact, making love out on the bulkhead under the stars. Afterwards, Thane finds he has something he has tell her, and something that Shepard wants to say back. Romantic, but for mature audiences only!

Thane Krios is pulled from the arms of death for one purpose: to find the Shadow Broker. Luckily, he has help from some old friends, and his Siha. Post ME 2.

Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato. Past Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard, on the outskirts of LA, he'll find a bar. And in that bar, he'll find a smile. It always starts with a smile. MelloxMatt, AU. Mature.

How Shepard and Thane came to love each other. From when Shepard meets Thane to the end. A lot of detail to the characters. Not very good with summary sorry about that.

Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?

For all of L's inadequate social skills, he sure knows how to eat ice cream inappropriately. Not that Light's noticed. LxLight. Mature.

Yet another D/E wedding night tale. Elizabeth is a sheltered maiden, Darcy is experienced and practically prostrate with lust. But he wants to take his time and make his new bride comfortable. Rated a strong M. Mature readers only, please.

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

This is a collection of oneshots and odds and ends in the lives of Commander Brina Shepard and Thane Krios. Rated M for language.

Commander Brina Shepard thought she would take the knowledge of what really happened on Torfan to the grave,but after a quick visit to Omega the truth comes out...

L and Light sat facing each other... Both looked slightly panicked and they seemed frozen in their seats. L's arm was outstretched as if to pick another sweet, and Light arms were rigid by his sides. Pairing: LxLight

Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.

Light decides to solve the case of L's parents. Can anyone anticipate what he will find? Sequel to "Asylum."

Light can't sleep with the constant clicking that plays through the room every night. When he gets sleepy, he does things he normally wouldn't do.

Eagerly, now, his fingers trace the outline of Light's face, trailing up along his jawline and over his cheeks towards his forehead, where a few loose strands of fringe peek out from underneath the blanket – and then he plays with those too. LxLight.

"In between" events from the movie, and an imagining of after. Told from both V and Evey 's perspective. V/Evey. V lives. Rated for later chapters. Movieverse. After over a year, it's finally COMPLETE!

A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.

Danny was always careful to watch his alcohol intake at the annual Christmas Truce parties, particularly because of the possible repercussions that could arise from being so vulnerable around one's enemies, Truce or not. Vlad was not an exception to this.

AU LxLight Light went crazy after L burned the death note, leading him to end up in an insane asylum. Will he find some way out of the dark, or is he lost forever? Rating for Chapters 20 and Epilogue. COMPLETE

Howl's been gone for a while on King's business, and Sophie can't wait to show how much she misses him... A short, delicious lemon. Based on the book.

All her life Shepard has been driven to kill and destroy, it is all she knows. Everything she has ever touched has turned to dust. Now with the collectors dead and the reapers on their way she needs to find another way or everyone will pay the price.

"Mello stood, inwardly screaming at himself for playing into Matt's little game. But, Father forgive, he wanted to play so bad." A cute, but sexy, Wammy oneshot. Written completely by Stripes for Leather.

Unedited version of The Destroyer.

Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.

What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

I wouldn't turn my back on my shadow at any time...and since your shadow seems so keen on rarely being empty, I certainly wouldn't if I were you, Hero. [post Twilight Princess] [cuz a busted mirror is so totally not going to stop anything, silly Midna]

Mello wakes up from the best one-night stand in recorded history. The only problem is that Matt's the one lying next to him. Not quite fluff, but not quite anything else, either...

Of grimy mirrors, new scars, and counterfeit Czechs.

Two years ago, L left Raito without a word. Now's he back. What does he want? AU LxRaito. Warning: Genderswitch. Complete.

AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.

Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

Matt is too lazy to go out and buy chocolate, so he makes some himself. Mello is unable to wait, and ends up in a...tight situation. Yaoi! Yay! X3 MattxMello, what else?