This authoress goes by the name SauerkrautScones and yes she is the other half of France’s Courtesans…you haven’t heard of them? Well you should totally look them up. For those of you who know her from there you can skip straight on to the stories if you wish. However to benefit those just finding her, she will post a profile her as well.

First off she feels as if she should address how she came to be in possession of such a…unique name. Sauerkraut was an inside joke with a friend that eventually became her name with scones added just because. Since then she has learnt that sauerkraut scones is in fact an actual food that she would like to try once. The reasons being partially because she loves sauerkraut and the fact it exists as a random food shocks her. Another thing is she discovered her family is of German/English origins making SauerkrautScones take on another meaning.

Next off she would like to clear up a few random bits of information before she rattles on for ages about favorite characters and shows. Her current age is 17 and she is a Virgo born in the year of the Water Monkey. Yes she does believe in some truth to horoscopes and she is moderately superstitious. Some of her favorite things are the colors orange, brown, and gray, bourbon chocolate, plushies, tea of any kind, sweets, hot cocoa, and shiny things. She is in possession of an orange necklace that she considers her good luck charm and her signature. Plans for her future include learning as many languages as she can so she can be a translator while writing a few books on the side. Any other questions you have for her can be sent to her inbox which she will answer at her discretion.

The main series she intends to write for will be Axis Powers Hetalia, because nothing is more fun than mocking history with anthropomorphic characters. She recently discovered that on January 11, 2010 at 4:57 A.M. she became a squeeing fangirl for Austria’s nation-tan, Roderich Edelstein. This could count as the final clue that she was very much like the nation-tan for Hungary, Elizaveta Héderváry. For the Hetalia fans reading this, take that as you will. She also loves the characters of France (Francis Bonnefoy), Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo), Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt), Seychelles, and Belgium. Pairing wish she openly ships the World x the World but her true fancies include the Bad Touch Trio (as a pairing), Germancest of any variety, and Germany x N. Italy.

Kraut would also like to point out that she is a stark raving mad Harry Potter fan and as such will being writing for it as well. After all one doesn't not obsess as much as she does and not show the love by writing. She will tolerate all pairings because she has no right to judge however she will not seek out all pairings. Some of her personal favorite pairings include Puppy Love (Sirius and Remus), Remus/Tonks, Snape/Lily, Teddy/Lily Luna, Scorpius/Albus, and Luna/Pretty much anyone. I however do not like Harry/Ginny, Neville/Hannah and Ron/Hermione.

If you wish to address her she answers to Sauerkraut, Kraut, Scones, and Poland work the best. However recently shes considered answering to Belgium as well. Though she will admit to having answered to other names as well.

Also she would like to point out that she does in fact write for fun and she is in high school, so updates will come when they do. Of course she will also admit to enjoying the quote,” I love deadlines and the whooshing sound they make as they go by,” but you probably should not know that.