Hi, I'm Jac.

Or as my profile says, Dr Madness. Funny story behind that; let's just say you don't want to be partnered with yours truly in middle school science fairs. The name also links in with my keen interest in Forensic Anthropology, which you may or may not have guessed is why I'm a huge fan of 'Bones'.
Also, when or if I receive my doctorate in Anthropology, I will be a man of science and work in Forensics.

I am addicted to writing and reading on FF, but I draw a line in the case of 'border line obsession'. I am not obsessed...more like taken up by an incisive hobby of sharing my stories with the world.

Before I leave you to check out the rest of my profile, I just want to make one thing clear...
I AM KING OF THE LAB.
-Not bragging, just letting Hodgins know he can't steal my title ;) Jokes.

Fandom: Bones.

Fav TV shows: Bones, House, Scrubs, Glee, 24, Fringe, etc, etc, etc...

Hobbies: Ice hockey, athletics, Art (sketching/painting), football, cricket and writing obviously. Fanfiction is very therapeutic for a person like me. Helps keep my stress levels down :S

STORIES IN THE PROCESS OF BEING UPDATED:

*Alphabet Recurrences

*Gone in the morning - I promised this would be completed. EmmyMayyy may have to hunt me down first though...I seriously need to get my priorities straight!

Another side of us - I have a brilliant plot line going, which I really think will boost review ratings. If not...do you really want to see a grown boy cry? :'(

About me: I'm 5'11, dark haired, have brown eyes- I'm half Italian and half American- I am studying Anthropology here in Britain but I plan to vacate back to my hometown, in Arizona, once I've graduated.

Interesting facts: I'm a nerd and a jock so bullies didn't really target me in high school, but I wasn't exactly a lady's man either.
I have a photographic memory- which was proven at a Specialist Clinic but I am unable to remember where I put my keys and wallet every morning? WTF?
I once hit a baseball right out of the park- in the process SMASHING my Principle's car window. Oh noes :(
I BURN EVERYTHING I COOK. You name it... toast, bacon, popcorn... ice :S
When I was ten, I fell out of a tree, banged my head, broke my arm and then managed to get to my feet before collapsing unconscious. LOL ouch.
I love Scooby Doo. Always have. Don't diss the Doo.
My favorite food is Mexican and Strawberry ice cream :P
Fav movies include The Hangover, Forrest Gump, The Bucket List, Karate Kid, Dude Wheres My Car, Role Models- dumb movies that make you laugh and intelligent ones that are just too brilliant not to mention.
I have five main best friends (six if you include my dog, Hamish) - Johnny aka Johnny boy, Tweedy (real name- Timothy- lol), Josie aka 'My Rosy-Josy' x, Daniel aka The Dan (no, I'm not calling him that- he's a dick, haha) and finally Nick aka...
nah, we just call him Nick.
^^ I said I would mention them because they're all egotistical, vain, self-absorbed narcissists... and I love them all to pieces- who I wouldn't change for the world :') On Fridays we stay in and watch re-runs of Bones- counting down the days till the next season on the calender- and on Saturdays we go to bars and pull pranks on the large doorman, Paul, who always chases us down the street without fail.

Well that's my life- when I'm not studying or sleeping that is.

Feel free to message me- suggest ideas and wander through my fics and tell me whatcha think :)

~MADNE$$ out~