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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711958, Profile Updated: 01-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Supernatural.

PORN.
Now that I have your attention...
Hi. ._.

-.I am the one they call 'Varrica'. (Not really but you will. _)
-.I am a girl. (And the most unladylike, unwomanly girl ever... and I'm so much more supirior;.).
-.I'm 16 years old. (Don't underestimate me... I'll eat your face.)
-.I love everything Batman. (Have since I was 3, and I've been a major Joker and Catwoman fan since I was 5.)
-.I'm a total vampire. (No really, I am. ;D)
-.I've conformed to that whole "Twilight" craze. (I can't help it, the story appealed to me.)
-.I have a mouse. His name is Captain Jack Sparrow. (It seemed like a good idea at the time.)
-.I also have a dog who thinks he's a cat. (Srsly.)
-.I love reading and writing. (Too bad I have a short attention span.)
-.I love you. (Lock up yer children.)
-.Don't compete with me. (You'll like, fail.)
-.I'm pretty sure we can be best friends. (Just make sure I don't accidently steal your kidney.)
Supa'man that ho. :o

-.Copy and paste this into your page if you love Varrica. (Totally tell me if you do it, too. ;D)
-.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Lawl, because it's true.)
-.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (Contrary to popular belief; I don't love everyone.)
-.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Usually happening when I proclaim that I am intelligent..)
-.If you love Alice Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. (She's one hot vampire, yo. _)
-.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Grammar. Get with it.)
-.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (How can I not obsess over me!)
-.If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Hardly anyone knows my real name now..)
-.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everything just looks so much more sexy in the rain.)

Copy/paste the bold stuff. :D

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Wicked Smiles by Author-Raven-Black reviews
Karen Miller has been a psychiatrist at Arkham for 10 years, but when she encounters Joker is when things get interesting. He makes it perfectly clear of what he wants from her and what he's going to get. Warning: SMUT.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Fortunate Mistress by hungry-student reviews
The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,538 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Redesigning Sanity by JokesterWrites reviews
He was insane, a criminal, and she was his ticket to the city. She unknowingly designed his clothes, and in doing so, became his target. Now she's making her own brand of revenge... against the Joker. Based off Dark Knight Joker/OC
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,463 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Joker
Intrigue by gloriouscacophony reviews
Olaf and the Baudelaires meet again, with life-changing consequences for Olaf and Violet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,059 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Count O., Violet B. - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Circles of Hell by Lillz reviews
Post Justice. now AU we follow Dr. Rush's capture by the owners of the crashed vessel, as his situation goes from bad to much, much worse. Chapter 7- the Finale. Rush makes his bid for freedom.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,795 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Wishful Thinking by phoenixflameangel reviews
Laiss falls in love for the very first time in her life. Unfortunately he's a fictional character. Or is he? THIS STORY IS RATED MA FOR FUTURE VERY ADULT CONTENT! Sorry the summary sucks I'm no good at summaries!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,486 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Joker
Violet's new life by Srorywriter101 reviews
Claus doesn't go and save Sunny. Violet and Olaf are married, and he wants her bad. Rated M fo smut.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Violet B., Count O.
Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
The ABRIDGED Series of Unfortunate Events by Trekkie S. Monster reviews
The series didn't need thirteen books, did it? Here is the condensed version for those who are short on time. A parody in two chapters: 1-6 and 7-13.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Sympathy for the Devil: A Joker Story by Prosati reviews
A tale of suspense, discomfort and sympathy for the devil. A twisted account of the budding romance between yourself and the Joker. Based loosely on the film: Batman: The Dark Night
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
With A Heavy Heart I Do Convey by Evangeline Rose Angelo reviews
It is with a heavy heart, that I am going to unfold to you the very dismal and rather unfortunate events that led Violet Baudelaire to obtain the name of Violet Olaf; as well as record many of the dreary events following this woeful name change.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Violet B., Count O.
Of Poison Darts and Sweetened Tea by InSearchOfPerfectMedia reviews
Love for them was a brief materialistic fling, all sex and alcohol; bordering on the filthy side of things. Kit/Olaf oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Count O., Kit S. - Complete
Stress! Stress! Stress! by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Drakken, Shego
Batman and the Joker: in the big brother house! by itsjustmel reviews
Parody of sorts. What if Batman and the Joker were placed in the Big Brother house? Mainly humourous, I guess. Will later feature a few DW/TW characters. Enjoy, and please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Mister Moon by xxFayette reviews
She runs away to a family friend, because her dad is an abusive jerk. The next day when she sneaks back to grab her clothes, she finds her father in a little predicament. And she meets a certain fellow, who's not one to mess with. Joker/Original character
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008
Batman loves Joker by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
What Have You Done by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Kit is given a mission by Beatrice: to kill Count Olaf. However, she cannot bring herself to do it... even after the worst happens... Songfic based on What Have You Done by Within Temptation. PLEASE REVIEW!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
The Movement of a Hand by endofadream reviews
The Baudelaire's have been living with Count Olaf since the death of their parents. Violet is almost 18, and they will soon be able to leave their life with Olaf behind. However, when a more formidable opponent appears, everything changes. Violet/Olaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Violet B., Count O.
A Love Story by saturnella reviews
Violet, Klaus and Sunny are the ones who ended up dead not Count Olaf. Now he can start a new life with Kit Snicket who happens to be nine months pregnant.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Let's Play A New Game by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Owen is forced to go back to the academy, Dodger's secret still hidden. Dodger is set on getting what she wants from him, even if it means becoming violent. Deeper secrets about Mr. Walkers death will change everyones lives forever.
Cry Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006
Choreography by Phoebonica reviews
Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
AlphabeticisedImprovised by Phoebonica reviews
One hundred sentences about Kit's love life. KitDewey, KitOlaf. Written for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Please read the Author's Notes for more information.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
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What Happens In Vegas reviews
Written for TheSundayBlues. What happens when Sam and Dean encounter a strange box while in Vegas? They're thrown in with Hannah Montana, Back to the Future and manbearpig. Rated for language. Possible one-shot. R&R please.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sam W., Dean W.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! reviews
Completely unlikely. Not a fluff. What happens when The Clown Prince of Crime meets one of the most insane people from our world? Easy. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. R&R please. . . I don't own this stuff...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Joker