Age teen

Gender female...like duh

Geuss i should give a description of me...

Have friends.

Out of me and my sister peolpe tell me i am the one with attitude.

I don't break rules just to break them, i only break the ones i don't like, in my opinion if you break rules to look "cool" you're an idiot.

Yes i am goth. No i do not dream of killing myself every day, because i have a life.

Couples I Support

Rogue and Remy

Jean and Scott

Logan and Ororo

Kitty and Piotr

Kitty and Lance

Kitty and Kurt

Kurt and Amanda

Wanda and John

Couples I Hate

Rogue and Scott

Rogue and Logan

Rogue and Bobby

Remy and Belladonna

Wanda and Toad/Todd

Jean and Logan

John and Amara

My majour Pet peeves

I know that Evan isn't used alot in the series, but i want to see more of him in the stories, so please try to fit him in.

I hate cliff hangers, unless i'm writing them, of course.

When poeple tell me that I spelled majour wrong.

I HATE how they canceled Wolverine and the X-men! They left it as a freaking cliff hanger and Rogue and Remy did not get together, let alone freaking meet!

Odd Conversations I Have Had

Cyber (my sis)-It's shiny

Me-It's the sun

Spade (my guy friend)-What are you doing?

Me- Nothing.

Spade- You have a lighter.

Me- And your point.

Spade- And a rose.

Me- So.

Spade- Are you gonna set it on fire?

Me- Maybe.

Spade- sighs and walks away

Jack (my other guy friend, blond)- I'm bored.

Me- It's science class, what did ya expect?

Jack- The teacher to explode.

Me- Bursts out laughing

Everyone else, stares at us

Math teacher- Eve what do you want to do with your life, you need to try harder

Me- I don't know, live

Principle- What did you do this time Eve?

Me- Punched a guy in the nose

Principle- Why?

Me- He was being annoying.

Principle- How?

Me- He has a wierd voice.

Principle- sighs

Jack- Eve.

Spade- Eve

Me- uhhh...the easter bunny?

Dad- Set up the plates eve, take out the chinese ones.

Me takes out plates and sets them up.

Dad- Those are italian plates, we are eating chinese.

Me- What you don't want the italians and chinese inbreading? (not trying to be racist srry to those i offended)

Dad- Set up the plates Eve.

Lefty-(another guy friend, so what!) Eve, wake up.

Me- No.

Lefty- Eve wake up.

Me falls back asleep. Lefty nudges my shoulder, that wakes me up and causes me to punch him in the nose.

Me screams, Lefty screams and jumps up.

Teacher- Is there a problem?

Us-I don't...know.

Jack- I got the play.

Me- cool, how many parts are there?

Jack- fifteen.

Me- There are only three people in the play though, we'll each have to act five parts.

Cell-(one of my two friends that are girls) Eithier he's really dumb or lying.

Me- yep.

Jack- Or both.

Spade hands me a glass with water in it.

Spade- Is the glass half full or half empty?

Me- I don't care, i asked for a glass of water, as in a full glass of water.

Benz- I think she just failed the test.

Me- What did i get wrong?

Math Teacher- The answer is 1,800, you put 180, you were around a thousand off.

Me- So, it's only one zero, and you told me a zero is nothing, so technically i was right.

Math Teacher- Eve, sit down.

Me- (Grumbles) Well it is.

Cyber- I'm taller than you!

Me- Your standing up and I'm sitting down, in other words, DUH.

Benz-Eve, if Jack and i were hanging from a cliff and you could only save one of us, who would you save?

Me-You.

Jack-Hey!

Me- You to.

Benz and Jack- You can't save us both.

Me- So you both want each other to die?

Benz and Jack-That's not what we meant!

Me-Ah huh, right.

Me- What is that?

Spade- My toast.

Me- It's burnt.

Spade no it's not.

Me-Your right, it's blackened to the point of being ash.

Math Teacher- Cell, stop texting.

Cell- I'm not texting.

Math Teacher- Do i look stupid to you?

Me- Cell, don't answer that.

Me(stands up on top of lunch table at lunch)- Bow down to me!! You filthy alien scum!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said "Listen sir, when i was born i was Black, when i grew up i was Black, when i'm sick i am Black, when i go to the sun i am Black, when i'm cold i am Black, when i die i will be Black. But you sir, when you were born you were Pink, when you grew up you were White, when you get sick you are Green, when you get cold you turn Blue, when you die you turn Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured."

Then the black man sat down and the white man walked away, post on your profile if you hate racism.

Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him that a bench has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it to make sure.

The only race is humanity.

I get plenty of exersize, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging deadlines.

Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Everyone brightens a room, some by walking in, others by walking out.

Silence is golden but yelling is fun.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

At first if you don't succede destroy all evidence that you tried.

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils.

Life is just a phase your going through...don't worry you'll get over it.

No matter how bad things get you go on living, even if it kills you.

Life is like steppping out on a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink.

Life is painfull, nasty and short...in my case it is only painfull and nasty.

In spite of the cost of living it is still popular.

Life is wasted on the living.

Personally, i don't think that there is intelligent life on other planets, why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering, and it's all over much to soon.

Marriage is grand, divorce is around 10 grand.

Do not disturb, i'm disturbed enough already.

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid, open it and you will remove all doubt.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity.

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

Of course I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk!

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from Hell.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Smile first thing in the morning, get it over with.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the door bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Suicide is man's way of telling God "You can't fire me! I quit!

A day without sunshine...is night.

At first if you don't succede...cheat. Then repeat until caught. Then lie.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

Silence is golden, duct tape is SILVER!

My brain works like lightning, one brilliant flash...and then it's gone.

I used to hav esuper powers but then my therapist took them away.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.

Don't tell me sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

Time is a great teacher, unfortunatley it kills all of it's pupils.

The average woman would rather have beuty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Behind every succesful man there is a surprised woman.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Whatever woman do they have to do twice as good as men to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficlt.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing hwat people say you cannot do.

When I was kidnapped my prents snapped into action, they rented out my room.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Man invented language to satisfy his eep need to complain.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, it has a dark side and it holds the world together.