Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds, but their mutual love of street racing has Deidara pulling Itachi into a world where the law isn't as black and white as he thought. ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity. John/Karkat, Karkat/Gamzee (pale).

"Well, I don't know about you, Egbert, but this has been more like Seven Minutes in Hell than Seven Minutes in Heaven." John/Karkat oneshot. My first foray into the delightfully wild world of Homestuck fanfiction! Rated T because Karkat can't keep his speech G-rated.

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

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Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted

This is a sequel to UpsidedownShortcake's Birds of a Feather. What happens after Karkat throws John back through the transportalizer? The fight isn't close to over and everything hinges on John's alluded destiny as the White Queen's hero... if only Karkat can get to him before Jack finds him and murders him. AU, John/Karkat, Rated M for future sexual content.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-

My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto

A multi Chapter fic about Karkat, John, Dave, and Sollux all as humans in college I wrote for AO3 and have compressed into one long story here with Chapter titles : Please enjoy!

Locked in a closet with the one person that he hates plus his slight case of claustrophobia seems like hell for Deidara. That is, until he figures out that he actually doesn't hate Itachi as much as he thought he did. Yaoi ItaDei/DeiIta

[COMPLETE][Sequel to Battle for Dominance]You've just been abandon by your only family and left with everything including the mansion, twelve vacation houses, a well developed business, an adorable slave, and only a single promise in return. [COMPLETE]

[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]