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 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, Young Justice, and Fast and the Furious. I'm just a teenager, with a caffeine dependency, a shit ton of problems and a serious love of fictional characters. I love :- A shit ton of Marvel stuff- Avengers, Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, Spiderman, Thor, the list is pretty extensive. Batman, Doctor Who Harry Potter, Morganville Vampires, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rookie Blue, Star Trek, Sherlock- both BBC version and Conan-Doyle original stories. Vampire Diaries, X-Men, Young Justice.Feel free to PM me with constructive criticism and ways to improve my writing, as this is a hobby and a passion. I'm trying to write more, and actually finish my fics, so if I get a bit lazy with updating, PLEASE TELL ME OFF, OR I WILL FORGET TO UPDATE OR WRITE. Seriously, caffeine only helps so much. Please enjoy my fics, again sorry for not updating much, but I'm gonna try my best to sort that out! :) I'm a bit of a misanthropist, but I'll love you if you review ;) |
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The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,828 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Keep Calm and Carry On by FreeSpiritSeeker reviews
It's every fangirl's daydream to wake up in the world of their crush. But when it really happens, what would you really do? Poor Jayne is about to find out when the Sherlock fangirl wakes up in the world of none other than Sherlock Holmes!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 102,963 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
And All the Little Deaths Before by CompanyPolicy reviews
No, I didn't ask for this. I never wanted this sort of responsibility at nineteen years old. I have to deal with it, though. What I want doesn't matter. Hell, maybe it had to be me. That seems about right. I mean, I really wouldn't trust somebody else to do the job right. Somebody else would get it wrong. It had to be me. I'll do it right. Doctor/OC [On Hiatus]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,059 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 8/6/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, OC
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Steve Discovers Stony by Satanlickmydick reviews
One day whilst on the computer Steve comes across something labeled 'Stony'. His curiosity leads him to click on it. The worst part? Tony was standing right there. Maybe smut, Stony (duh) Slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Drowning in a Sea of Stars by npeg reviews
Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,143 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Terra Incognita, Or: A Handbook for the Scientist in Love by oscilloscope reviews
"I don't know which is more humiliating," Mycroft spat, looking down at Sherlock with excoriating, knowing eyes. "The fact that you're thirty-four years old when you have your first orgasm, or the fact that you're so frightened by your feelings you have to pump yourself full of cocaine and heroin just so you can forget the fact you have them."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,560 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Skip The Charades by InceptionErection reviews
Harper Lewis. Barista. Student. Friend. Victim. When the Joker takes fun in tormenting Harper, she has to make her decision. Stay strong, and hope to escape. Or die. But will there be a turn of events? A change of heart? Joker/OC Set after TDK. I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Joker
Can't Rewind Now We've Gone Too Far by Basser reviews
At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,666 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Preventing the Future by m0untainc1imber reviews
Hermione is the last good person alive after the second war with Voldemort. Suddenly, she is flung back to the time of the Marauders with the words "Save me, my girl..." Follow her and the Marauders as she works to save the world and learn to live again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,747 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G.
Awakening of a Sorcerer by Corruptmonk reviews
On this 7th birthday, Harry discovered his legacy. A letter from his departed mother opened his path to become the new Sorcerer. AU-Harry. Intelligent/Powerful-Harry. Sorcerer-Harry. Logical-Harry. No Pairings. Will encompass Year 1 to 7 and then some. Derived from my sister's work with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,140 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P.
Second Chances by livingforfomas reviews
Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Force of Nature by ChinamiMorimoto reviews
Love is a force of nature, it has the power to change lives. What if Ennis gave in to Jack's dream. The story would change. What would happen to the lovers, their wives, their children? How would the story end then? T for language & adult situations
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,974 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Character by KitaxHaku reviews
After learning of her powers, Angie and her dad were on the move. If she had to continually ditch towns with her father to stay together, she would have. But now her father is missing, and all that she knows is that it has to do with her mother's past, her powers and a group called Cadmus. KaldurxOC Updated every three days!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,669 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Kaldur/Aqualad, OC
Savage Love: Sparrow and Swann by DorianGray91 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! We all want to know what would happen if Will never loved Elizabeth. We already know that Jack is determined never to fall in love, and that Lizzie is too good for him... but fatal attraction is so hard to fight. The alternate events of the Curse of the Black Pearl, thrills and dangers galore - while tentative, unconventional and brutal romance awakens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Teaching at Hogwarts by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
At sixth year, Dumbledore asks Harry to take the post as Defense Teacher and the chaos starts! H/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,048 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., OC
Memories by Archer973 reviews
What happens when Harry stumbles across Sirius' old Pensieve and discovers his godfather isn't as much the ladies' man as everyone thought? Slight RW/HG and FW/Tonks/GW, major SS/RL, SB/RL, SS/SB, and SS/SB/RL in later chapters. Oh yeah, and NOT MINE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Scientist And His Assistant by sydneysages reviews
What happens when Claire and the one she thought she was destined to be with split... and someone else is vying for her affection. Where will she go? Story is better than summary!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,253 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Another Liar Among Thieves reviews
What if Brian wasn't the only undercover cop trying to infiltrate the Toretto family? What if Brian's sister was sent under as a back up? Mona O'Connor is the contingency plan, another liar among thieves. (Will follow plot, please REVIEW)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Dom, Brian, OC
Ready To Fall reviews
Post Season 2. Dick Grayson struggles to live without Wally West. He's standing on a rooftop ready to fall. BIRDFLASH suggestion. TW: Suicidal thoughts/attempt. Song Inspired. ENJOY! REVIEW PLEASE! :)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Pandora's Box reviews
She raised her left hand, palm facing the breeze, and thrust against the harsh wind. Seconds later, it stopped. The girl smiled and stood, turning to walk away. The trees shook with the violent winds, but her hair didn't move. Getting kidnapped, freeing sidekicks, fighting your way to freedom, just a day in the life of Terra Incognita. Pandora's Box has been opened. KALDUR/OC
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Kaldur/Aqualad, OC] Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
How Long? reviews
The Golden Trio had decided to return to Hogwarts after the war, mainly because Hermione was dying to go back and finish her N.E.W.T's and Ron was reluctant to part from Hermione for a whole school year. Harry had wanted to go back and help rebuild the school to its former glory; he hoped it might heal old war wounds, battle scars left behind. DRARRY. ROMIONE. POST-WAR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Mad As a Hatter reviews
"You will want to hush up, or else your daddy will only receive pieces of you, doll." The gravelly voice murmured in her ear. They didn't help her out of kindness. They did it to get to her family. Not a smart move. She never knew she could fall for someone so different. He never knew he could fall in love at all. The story behind scars and the growing crime rate. REVIEW PLEASE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Lost Love or Never Loved At All reviews
'Screw Dumbledore. I'm getting out.'-Deserae Jones, what can go wrong when you're a Slytherin witch with a complicated past and best friends with Draco Malfoy? Read to find out! It could get graphic in later chapters, slightly OOC and AU. HIATUS :(
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Draco M., OC
Mind Over Matter reviews
"You have to help him, his song is ending. Save him, save yourself." Take one not so ordinary human and one lonely Time-Lord, mix in some violent aliens and opposition, add a dash of telepathy, stand back and watch it fizz. Caution, side effects include love and other things. 10xOC REVIEW!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor