HEA um i dont write much bt i do read alot so if u want me 2 read something u rewrite then jst ask ;)

STUFF FROM MY VA BOOK

Rose's engagement ring: 

Dimitri's cellphone:

Rose's cellphone:

The link for Rose's dress:

Lissa's dress:

Rose's shoes:

Lissa's shoes

Rose:
Yea i know it's a drawing but i couldn't find any that i liked.

the boots :D

Lissa:
Shoes:

:

(yeah um all these are from other peoples things so um yeah ;))

Wich Vampire Academy Charecter Are You?! Rose Hathaway

Your Rose a very strong daphmir pretty sassy nice responsible confident and caring. You definitly have a temper, you also lack self control and you protect the ones you love.

If you wnt teh quz go on google type in vampire academy movie nd it shld cum up.

Hav fun. =D

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Name 15 random characters:

1. Dimitri

2. Rose

3. Jacob Black

4. Fang

5. Bella

6. Christian

7. Alberta

8. Stan

9. Kirova

10. Eddie

11. Emmett

12. Adrian

13. Avery

14. Mason

15. Lissa

What if 2 and 9 got together?

That would be funny and a lot of fighting XD

What if 4 got 10 pregnant?

I dont know if u can do that??

How would 7 react if she walked in on 3 and 11?

Um she would probable kill them!

What would 2 do if 13 admitted he/she was gay and in love with 2?

Rose has a 'rose moment' at Avery and Dimitri would kiss her nd make her feel better wink wink

Make up a story about 11, 15, 1, & 2.

Rose would b wit Emmet in bed wen Lissa walks in wit Dimka nd thing would def get UGLY!!

How did 5 react when 4 and 8 started making out in front of 5's parents?

Um Bella would laugh while Stan nd Fang run a way frm Charlie who btw he has a giant GUN

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If you think Taylor Lautner is amazing, copy and paste this onto you profile.

Dimitri or Adrian?

DIMITRI all the way!! DUH!!

Adrian or Christian?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Mia or Lissa?

Lissa

Lissa or Christian?

Christian

Christian or Rose?

Rose

Better Strigoi: The one in Spokane or Nathan? (The Blond one)

Nathan, since he turned Dimitri!! ):(

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Stan or Kirova

Ew neither they both suk

Adrian or Avery?

Adrian

Edward or Jasper?

Jasper

Edward or Emmett?

Edward

Edward or Jacob?

Jacob!

Jacob or Bella?

Jacob

Carlisle or Edward

Carlisle

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Nessie or Bella?

Nessie

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

random but hilarious!

Random Dialog:

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life

Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I love you, Roza.

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

MORE COPY AND PASTE!

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." (Been there, done that. God, witty, comebacks anyone?)

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." (HEY!! I've done it before. the door just... umm... broke)

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Not if you ate Michael Jackson. He's all plastic)

Tell the truth and run. (But what if I run slow?)

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (And I live by that every day)

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (You DIE dumbass)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (God, that is so true in so many ways... wait, what?)

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (Nice one. God, I swear mine is one!)

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? (God, I'd die if I had a cake and couldn't eat it)

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" (GOD! Wait, I say god too much, don't I? No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do... continues to rant until the voices in her head get bored and leave)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (So much for not making a comeback)

Don't mess with me I've got a stick (And I have no idea how to use it)

I ran with scissors, and lived! (DAMN YOU'RE GOOD!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (So me)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Okay, who's stalking me?)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. (voice of that when you see a cute puppy and go "CUTE!" Awww, it makes me wanna puke!!)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." (God, that would be funtertaining)

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." (How many times have you heard that line? Come up with a better one, people, I'm getting bored.)

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" (I am especially unique, if you catch my drift)

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." (Oh, fuck you. I AM perfect)

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." (Sappy, much?)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (romclmao!)

Ever had writers block when talking? (Yep, everyday)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (Wish I could say the same for some...erm...well certain fictional characters cough cough Tasha cough cough)

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. (God, how may of you have been in that situation. Someone say something, I'm feeling left out here)

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." (Okay, who wrote this? You get a high five!)

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (You know who you are)

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (I had the same problem, but I got them back with much begging to the voices in my head)

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. (Okay, hands up if you think this is so true that the person who wrote it should get a nobel prize. That's what I thought)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. (One of my favorites!)

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. (Totally)

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. (Actually, that would be my friend Rachael)

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. (I never do, what do you expect?)

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (Okay, this is just uncanny...)

Lol this reminds me of Janine and Rose

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat!"

Emmett's the strongest.

Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

Who introduced you to the books?
Um mi friend Haylee it was her book

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I got them as a gift bt read Vampire Academy frm Haylee first

Are you most looking forward to: Blood Promise, Spirit Bound or Succubus Shadows?
Well i hav Blood Promise bt now i REALLY WANT the next 2

What's your dream ending to the series?
I really want Rose to get Dimitri bt really i want him ;)

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Dimitri=he's HOT nd Rose=shes awsome

Who's your favorite Dhampir?
Um hard 2 say i lyk alot of them

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
“And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.” I luved that it was funny

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?
Them in the feeders room at the lodge

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When they we at the mall lookin at the rose neckless

What was your favorite adventure/battle
Campus. After the love in the cabin

Which book cover was your favorite?
Spirit Bound

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
HELL yea they are

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Frostbite

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
Shadow Kiss

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
I really want to read Spirit Bound

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Dimitri by far. Nothing aganist Adrian bt Dimka WAY better

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?
Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?
Rose

Rose or Lissa?
Rose

Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian

Rose or Mia?
Rose

Christian or Lissa?
Christian

Christian or Dimitri?
Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta

Adrian or Christian?
Luv them both cant chose

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine

Lissa or Mia?
Lissa

Eddie or Mason?
Mason

Anna or Vladimir?
Anna

Adrian or Mason?
Adrian

Eddie or Christian?
Christian

Eddie or Adrian?
Adrian

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Victor. Hes mean as 2 Rose nd Lissa. Hell i'll be scared if i meet him

Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir

-if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you cant wait for the fifth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile

-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

see i am weird which is normal for me, but being normal for me is weird, which i am normally. Meaning that technically i am normal because that is weird for me and i am weird, Get it?

1, What color is your toothbrush?

purple and white.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend Megan

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

playing my guitar

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

galaxy cookie crumble

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

no, I AM A MINOR, even if I wasnt still hell no!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

'You are a freak of nature'- to my dad

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

chunky monkey

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

water

10, Do you like your wallet?

yep, its gold and has a really cool buckle on it

11, What was the last thing you ate?

toast

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

shoes, make up, clothes and lots more hehe

13, The last sporting event you watched?

a chocolate eating contest (I know it's not a proper sport, but it was fun to watch) in my tutor on the last day befor the holidays

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

sweet, duh!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My wacky friend Kelly

16, Ever go camping?

I don't go anywhere where ther's no electricity... HELLO - hair straighteners

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no, but my mum made me when I was younger

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

nope...never have, never will

19, Do you have a tan?

NO. I live in Scotland for fucks sake! no sunshine and i don't like fake tan... it stinks. hehe

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

WTF!?

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

well its my cousins b-day so go and c him

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my i pod and docking station

26, What color is your watch?

i don't have a watch. I know, weird

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

sydney and kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone?

May, emerald

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

In.

30, What is your favorite number?

16, no idea why, just is

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

One of my mental friends probs

32, Any plans today?

shopping!

33, How many states have you lived in?

none

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

too much school homework. AHHH!

35, Last song listened to?

rooftops by lostprophets or was it brick by boring brick by paramore...hmm, can't remember

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no and cant be bothered trying

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my black plimsoles, wear them everywhere

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

i cant think of anyone

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

yes...

41, Do you love anyone?

Lots of people... In love? i dont think so.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

ehhh... not that i no of. yikes what if they do? ahhhhhhhhhh!!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

YES, YES, AND FUCKING YES!

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

yes

46, What color is your car?

dont have one. only 14 here, have to wait 3 years

47, Do you like cats?

yep

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

I wasnt...i am now tho

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

what the fuck is that

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I was horse riding a the horse scraped my leg against the wall, hurt like hell

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My favourite pairings

dimitri and rose(duh)

lissa and christian(they're so sweet)

bella and edward(he's soooooooooo smexxi)

zoey and stark

janine and abe

My worst pairings

dimitri and tasha(uh... she is such a bitch)

rose and adrian

bella and mike(he's a dick)

edward and tanya

zoey and erik(possesive much?)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

1. Rose

2.Christian

3. Adrian

4. Dimitri

5. Wanda (the host)

6. Robert Pattinson

7. Ben Barnes

8. Aphrodite

9. Stark

10. Lissa

11. zoey

12. darius

13. Sydney

14. Stan

What if 14 and 4 got together

eh...Dimitri and Stan...shivers

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

shes into older guys anyway

What if 12 and 10 got together?

hm...mite be a good combo...not sure what to think

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

Christian would incinerate(ohhhhhhh big word.lol) Stan

What if 10 and 6 got together?

Lucky bitch

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

Only Rose and Dimitri. SOZ Stark

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

Adrian?...hm...he would have some fun! mwhahaha

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

never gonna happen

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

perfect

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

SHIELD YOUR EYES CHILDREN!

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

Lissa and Dimitri would be pissed.

What if 3 got 4 pregnant?

that would be something. yikes!

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is the HOTTEST guy in the universe copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because because he's hot and your not...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, fuck the fruit.

READ NOW!! I DARE YOU ;P

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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