Hello! I'm Kristiel, and my friend is Apricity. We write together. :D

Hello! I am Apricity *Intro music* Thank you, thank you very much. No no, really, you're too kind. Thank you thank you.

Kristiel Gender: Female

Apricity Gender: Let's see here. Male... Female... Female... Male... Ummm... Uh uh... UHHMMM... OTHER!!!! (He's male, I promise) *Cough cough*What? Pffffft... No I'm not... I'm other!

Kristiel Age: 13

Apricity Age: 1,862 born in the year Negative 5000 and professional Time-Traveler.

Kristiel's Original Profile: carifoo2001

Apricity's Original Profile: I shall NEVER reveal my TRUE identity!!! Mwhahahaha!!!

How would you describe yourself, Kristiel?:
Well, in appearance, I have short brown hair right above my shoulders. I've never ever ever done anything to dye it at all. My hair used to go down to the middle of my back, but my mom cut it. I'm 5'9" (about to hit another growth spurt, I can feel it), and I wear glasses. My eyes are light blue, almost silver, and I have really really REALLYYY long legs. I'm also really skinny.
In personality, I can be really friendly with people I know, but I'm a bit shy around new people. On the internet, though, I'm not shy at all with new people. I just have a lot of trouble talking to people in real life. I'm not very social...
I have a lot of interests. I LOVE anime and manga, especially reverse harems. I LOVE Doctor Who! More than anything that's not living! World of Warcraft is a close second. I play WoW alllll the time. It's kind of interfering with my updates... Of course, I love Warriors, why else would I have a huge Warriors story on my original account and this Warriors story on this account?

Okay, now, how would you describe Apricity?:
In appearance... well, I've never seen him in real life, but he's told me that he has short brown hair, glasses, and he's 4'11" (SHORTY... haha I'm 10 inches taller than him). He's really fun to talk to. He likes Doctor Who as well, but he likes Sherlock more. I wonder if he likes JohnLock... probably not... *sigh*... Of course, he likes Warriors, too... lol. He also likes chess. He's usually not good in a situation with lots of people (like a forum with a bunch of people on at the same time) and he likes to complain that he doesn't have good friends in real life. He REALLY likes cats, and likes to watch videos of cats. He also thinks that I'm a better writer than him.

Now... ON TO THE JOKES!!!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Do get to the bottom!

How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch' n' sniff at the bottom of the pool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You guessed to get to the other side!? Pffffffft!!! Of course not! Its because he wanted to get to the other side!

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "AGHH, nobody does!"