Hey everyone, thanks for coming to check out my profile, though I doubt its really worth it.

My username means Orange Tree, its just the scientific name of any boring old orange. Hence the image. Occasional excessive mentionings of aforementioned fruit can occur at random moments in my stories, so beware...

Ok, what is there to know about me... My birthday is the 30th of October 2000 (putting your date of birth is always easier than putting your age, as it keeps changing), I'm terrible at keeping deadlines and often suffer from writers block (that's a code word for laziness); I also deleted all the stories I wrote under the name Moon Scorpion when I was 13, so that's why I have hardly any stories written.

I do not have a 24/7 internet connection, so infinitely huge periods of time can go by without anyone hearing a word from me, or I can update almost daily (depending on how many chapters I've written). So, if you PM me and get an answer a month later, don't get pissed off at me.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

FAVOURITE STUFF: Harry Potter, AVPM, Vocaloids, Geometry Dash, Monument Valley, music by Waterflame, drawing in general (manga in particular, but I suck), Japan, melons, strawberries, Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Wall-E, reading and reading and reading.

There are many more things on this list, but if I wrote them all my bio would become very long and boring.

Special Note Concerning a Platinum And A Blonde: Despite the lovely people who followed, faved, reviewed, et ceterad my fic, it's sad for you but not for me, but its true: it is now DISCONTINUED, and has no chances of being brought back to life. Dead. Gone. Sorry to all... Adoption is a possibility, so if you're interested give me a PM heads-up. You're entirely free to do whatever you want with it, just mention me in the description or something. That's all. Again, I'm sorry for anyone who was really and truly a fan of this story (although my brain can't really understand the idea of my rubbishy writing having fans), its just that I've lost interest in Infinite Stratos (been replaced by Sakura Trick, plus AVPM), and that I am royal sh*t at writing romance.

We apologise for the inconvenience

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Ideas for stories! I have lots of them. Mostly Harry Potter-related, mostly terrible, several of them are salvageable, a small minority of those are worth writing about, a vast majority of that minority I am not talented or motivated or just plain awesome enough to write about, and so barely a few fragments of gibbering insanely improbable very-likely-to-never-see-the-light-of-screen actually even start to get typed. Which explains the blatantly obvious lack of anything readable written by me.

I may one day become awesome enough to write something longer than ten chapters, but that glorious age seems pretty far away at the moment, considering my only completed story I have is a less-than-1000-words-long oneshot I wrote when I was 13 (last vestige of the long-dead Moon Scorpion profile). Maybe for the time being I'll stick to translations (see below) and oneshots... Yeah, sounds good until I can finally get my Awesomeness Level up.

About translations: If anyone wants a story translated in French (Preferably HP), I offer my services as translator, and any comments the story will receive will be transferred to the rightful author. Sound good? IMPORTANT: Updates to a translated fic will be difficult as I work on my tablet, which means I'll have to alternate between reading the thing, translating in my head, and actually typing it in another app... Yeah, its gonna be tough, but some stories are so awesome that it's almost cruel to prevent everyone from reading it with such trivial barriers as language...

Now: let's get down to the totally random useless stuff!

-I joined HEXRPG (28/12/15) and... YAY! I'M IN SLYTHERIN! GO GREEN! If anyone's interested, I'm Aguamental One, it's be cool to know someone!

-I am a totally addicted AVPM/S/SY fan, have learnt the lyrics for several songs off by heart, annoy people with my singing/acting bits of it constantly, make references and jokes from it that no-one understands, and am currently working on singable French subs for AVPM, singable meaning that they have the right amount of syllables and they rhyme and everything, phew its hard work... I'll be posting Acts 1 and 2 (Back to Hogwarts) on YouTube soon, I'm Emerald Lapin over there. Any other Starkid Potterheads around here? Is there a forum for that on this site somewhere?

YOURE A VOCALOID FAN IF:

(made by me and only me, if you want to post this in your profile, please mention me and send me a PM, I want to see how far this thing spreads). Bold whatever corresponds to you!

1) Turquoise is one of your favourite colours

2) Pink is one of your favourite colours

3) Yellow is... You get my drift. Any Vocaloid's signature colour is one of your favourite colours

4) You have an unhealthy obsession with leeks/tuna/ice cream/road rollers/mobile phones/bananas/etc.

5)Your musical playlist contains 50 or more Vocaloid songs (I'm at 38, darn it!)

6) You speak Japanese/are learning Japanese or, failing that, own at least one Japanese self-teaching app/book/CD/etc.

7) This obsession for Japanese is (partly) fueled by listening to Vocaloid songs and going "Aaaargh, what the hell are they saying?!"

8) You have (more or less successfully) gotten at least one person, friend or family, to listen to Vocaloid songs and enjoy them

9) You are capable of listing all existing Vocaloids, Gackpoids, Megpoids, those English Vocaloids, etceteraloids (as you can see, I do not fit into this group)

10) Your singing talents begin (and end) with Vocaloid songs

11) You have once cosplayed (or attempted to cosplay) a Vocaloid

12) When someone asks you what kind of music you like, you answer "Oh, um... J-Pop, you know?" to save yourself from a long and tiring explanation

13) Several of the 50 songs in your Vocaloid Playlist mentioned above are in fact the same song sung by different Vocaloids

14) You write Vocaloid Fanfiction

15) You read Vocaloid Fanfiction

16) You own a Project Diva game for whatever platform

17) You have played a Project Diva game on whatever platform at least once

18) When anyone talks about vegetables, juice, or a combination of the two, you immediately start humming "PoPiPoPiPo, PoPiPo; PoPiPoPiPo, PoPiPo..." to everyone in the room's great annoyance

19) You go, "Oh, hey, cool!" when you realise that a character in an anime you like is voiced by Saki Fujita

20) You know why that question is relevant to Vocaloids

21) You often draw (or attempt to draw/fail to draw, depending on how good at drawing you are) various Vocaloids

22) If your artwork is awesome enough to be published and you have a DeviantART or other art-publishing website account, it contains Vocaloid artwork

23) If your artwork isn't awesome enough, you regularly go and drool all over the artwork of awesome people on DeviantART etc.

24) You own a Vocaloid Nendoroid/collectors figurine/assorted merchandise.

25) You hope and pray for a Vocaloid anime to be made

26) You know who Doriko, Baker and Ryo are, and think that what they do is awesome

27) You have ever watched a Project Diva video on YouTube, and then tried to copy the dance routine

28) You looked insanely stupid doing it (as a sibling/friend/etc rudely remarked to you)

29) You've been to a live Vocaloid concert (how lucky you are if you have...)

30) You really want to go to a Vocaloid concert.

31) The first Vocaloid you heard of was Hatsune Miku

32) You act insanely excited when you meet a fellow Vocaloid fan

33) You know what the relation between a Yamaha outboard engine and a Vocaloid is

34) You are insanely awesome and own a Vocaloid voice program thing.

35) You have once driven your friends/family members/etc to the brink of insanity with you incessant fangirling/fanboying of Vocaloids, to the point that they inflicted a ban on Vocaloid discussions of any kind for a certain length of time, menacing you with threats of violence if you did not promise to comply.

36) You evidently did not uphold this promise

37) You have attempted to make yourself your own glowstick-leek-thing like at the concerts to wave around while listening to Vocaloid songs

38) You own MMD and/or have ever used MMD to make a video

39) You know why there are 39 things in this list

If you happen to enjoy one of my very (very VERY) rare stories, don't hesitate to Review, they always make me insanely, deliriously, squeal/happy-dance-all-over-the-placely happy, as do Favourites and Follows.

Fanfiction authors do not get paid to write their works. They do it for fun or for love of a fandom. But reviews and the thought behind them are what makes all their hard work worth it; they get paid in reviews, and in the knowledge that their work is appreciated. That is pay enough. —Citrus Sinensis.

Citrus Sinensis thanks you for bothering to visit her profile.