Name: Emily Parker Ward

Gender: Female

Age: Whatever age you think I am.

Height: 5 '7.

Eye color: A weird hazel brownish green color I have yet to name.

Hair color: Honey brown.

Hair style: Extremely long and extremely straight, usually wore down.

So, hello all people reading this, I send you a warm welcome from this sentence to wherever you are at the moment. Let me just say that after spending several months on this site, (or what feels like months, I really have no idea) browsing all the awesome stories you've written, I've decided to make an account of my own and write some of my own fanfictions. Growing up as an only child, with relatives that live hours away, books are my company. At the end of first grade I had finished the first Harry Potter book. I believe that that is what begun my fascination with words. I do watch a lot of shows that have all adults in them and I think to myself, "Hey, this show needs a kick butt tomboy." And then I find myself magically transported to here.

Just some of the TV shows, movies, books, ect. that I love.

Doctor who

Supernatural

Sherlock (TV Series)

Firefly

Chuck

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (book)

Fruits basket (TV series)

Torchwood

Farscape

Dark Angel

And whatever other ones I think of later. Keep reading and writing to all those guys and gals out there, keep your heads up and bow ties are cool!

Biggest pet peeve: Incorrect grammar and spelling.

Feel free to bug me to update anytime (really I don't mind, it lets me know that people are anticipating it) or to start a new fanfic or maybe just to chat. Suggestions are totally more than welcome of you want to see something in my handwriting! Or, Wait... typewriting!...?

!!!ATTENTION!!! If you are a fan of Doctor Who, then go check out Chameleon Circuit on youtube if you haven't already, a DW inspired band which is awesome!

Perks of history class: When a teacher tells you to give them something of yours, tell them to get a warrant and watch their face turn red. If you plan on doing this or already have, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to the list(Hey, someone's gotta start these things): mbabson,

People's facial features do not matter. You are beautiful. It doesn't matter if you have pimples, a long, crooked nose, a mustache, or if your overweight, or really skinny, or if your hair is thin and scraggly. All that matters is your eyes, for they are always beautiful, no matter what gender, race, or kind of person you are. Your eyes show your emotion, if you're sad, happy, or scared, they show your true self, for they are the windows to your soul. They show you the world, and so it only makes sense, the world is your eyes.

Think of the world you carry within you. Rairer Maria Rilke

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, Mo the Forensic One, Celebel Svit-kona, kookookarli, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Bookworm73, RomanceLover312, Just Another Outsider, Funghost4000, Sodapop'sAce14, AlanahLouise, xxLiveLoveReadxx, mbabson,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Kleiner Android, Prime -lover 13, Bumblebees Honey, mbabson,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody ,tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super proof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, beyblademaster, DragonFang2011, BlackCatNeko999, SleepyWolf2365, Ninja-Werewolf-1699,DigimonPrincess, Prime -lover 13, Bumblebees Honey, mbabson

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the rest of the world wonder how you made it.

When life gives you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.