Rawr! Messiahs False Smile Here!

My favourite things in this world are music, manga and anime. (Excluding family of course, they'll always be number 1)

My favourite quote is- Cut quarrels out of literature, and you will have very little history or drama or fiction or epic poetry left. Robert Lynd

My favourite genres/themes are:

Ecchi

Harem

Romance

Fantasy

Nekomimi (Or the like)

Sci Fi (But only a little)

Demons and Angels (Especialy romance between the two)

Hentai

Yuri

My favourite mangas are (Not in order of my favourites, just of what came to mind first):

Oh! My goddess

Naruto

Bleach

One Piece

Inuyasha

Apple (I usualy don't like manga that are only a chapter long, but this one was cool)

Ai Yori Aoishi (I think I spelled it right)

Omamoro Himari

Mayoi Neko Overrun

Tokko (Pretty much the only Manga that I prefer the Anime version)

Hellsing & Hellsing Ultimate

My secret girlfried X

Princess Ressurection (One of my favourites)

Ghost In The Shell

Akira

Ninja Scroll

Kai Doh Maru

Urotsukidoji (Not sure of spelling)

Claymore

Darker than Black

Fate Stay/Night

about a billion more lol, since I like every type other that BL, I've read/watched a lot

My favourite music:

Symphonic metal usualy, mostly Nightwish and Epica.

Especially like older metal and rock'n'roll bands, like Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P and Rush

I love all kinds of rock/metal (the heavier it is, the better)

My number one favourite pairing:

Hiro x Hime (Princess Ressurection)

Things I like and hate:

Like: Reviewers, DnD, Nekomimi, Porn and Hentai, Books, Manga, Anime, Seinen.

Dislike: Everything and Everyone else.

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.

Hope is the denial of reality.
Margaret Weis (My favourite author)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say IRON MAIDEN
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say METAL
You say I’M WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock/metal then put this on ur site!

(DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF METAL DIE!!!)

Don't knock on death's door... Ring the door bell, then run for it! He hates that!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

The thing is I'm not worth the sorrow, and if you come and meet me tomorrow, I will hold you down, fold you in deep, deep, deep in the fiction we live.

"Guys, I'm drinking Jolt. In about 3 minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. Steal another fry, I break your fingers." - Unknown

"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist." -Anonymous

Hey! Don't you know the rules? When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them! -Da Cider, Vs Knight Lamune and 40 Fire

Wars take many lives away. Humans never forget the grief, but they also never stop the fighting. Streams of blood and tears are only an ornament for their destructive ritual. -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

"We wear the mask that grins and lies..it hides our face, and shades our eyes...ah, but let the world dream otherwise, we wear the mask!"

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.