the fun emo
 Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avatar: Last Airbender. You know what sucks about having people who know you personally on fanfiction? You have to be really careful to what you read/write...Seriously. Warning:Spelling and Grammatical Errors May Occur... Warning No. 2: Reading this will not safe your life and is a huge waste of time...But it was damn fun to write! Spoiler Alert!: I'm not really emo by definition. So stop PMing me about it! I just appreciate the lifestyle...lol Name: Alana Legal Age: To young...14~! Metal Age: 22! And I plan to stay that way for the next ...26 years! Brain Age: 20 and I got it on my first tryyyyy!!!!! Gender: Female Home: Boring old Delaware LOL ppl dn't even no where that is... Birthday: December 19 Personality: To put a long story short, I hate conceited people, love breaking rules and not listening to authority, curses like crazy, doesn't like to be messed with by haters, has way too many friends... and way to many stalkers, loves crude humor and sarcasm, 49.99 of my friends are guys and i love some of them to death I can be really nice sometimes, I'm a very thoughtful person and very open minded, I'm very emotional but not in the if a puppy dies in a story i cry kinda way, but like if I feel strongly about something I let it out, very rarely i cry(when nowadays I cry weekly...oh look i have to go cry now...), I have a firery passion...at least that's what my friends say. I'm very independent and a tomboy-ish. I love music. I'm great at writing sad, comedy, angesty, and suspenseful stories. I can either be really loud or really quiet. I love being reckless, carefree, and a bad-ass (yeah right). I should get in trouble more often than I do, but I don't because I'm sneaky. I'm funny...nah I'm not funny I'm really just mean and everyone thinks I'm joking...jk! Kinda... and in the top classes of my grade, but I'm not a nerd-okay that's not partially true I'm a pseudo-nerd. I hang out with older people sometimes...or at least they like having me around... My screen name is the fun emo because my friends call me emo for writing angsty stories...and that I've lately been fighting with my parents a lot (kind of a pseudo-emo...kind of)...and look at how long that was...well it could have been a lot longer Note: I told you this because I have no regard for safety, and I completely trust you guys. Well not trust trust because I don't know you. But I trust that you won't try to find me. Even if you do try to find me and you do find me I'll probably want to leave with you anyway. Bonus Note: I freaking LOVE all you guys on fanfiction not being afraid to speak your mind or be super nerddy-writing about your favorite things!! It's just an awesome way to express yourself and I feel like its the only way I really can...If someone took this away from me I would die...yeah...so... Now that we got formalities out of the way here's some of my favorite things. Shippings: Avatar: the Last Airbender Zutara (ZukoxKatara) Sukka (SukixSokka) The Doph(The DukexToph) UrsaxHakoda UrsaxIroh Taang(TophxAang) MaixAang Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus Percabeth(PercyxAnnabeth) Thuke(ThailaxLuke) Gruniper(GroverxJuniper) BekendorfxSelena(I call them B.S.) PoseidonxAthena Tratie(TravisxKatie) Jasper(PiperxJason) LeoxThaila (Sight here it comes I don't obsess over this series or the movie i just had to put it on here)Twilight Team Jacob Hetalia~ GerIta (GermanyxItaly) PruCan (PrussiaxCanada) SuFin (SwedenxFinaland) Spamano (SpainXRomano) AmericaxANYONE! There is a huge long list of pairings I'm a fan of in Hetalia I'm just wayyy too lazy to name them. Besides, just look though your history book and there's a list right there. Durarara!! Kizaya (Masaomi KidaxIzaya) MasaomixShizuo Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler AloisxCiel My favorite things in life Websites: Youtube.com, Fanfiction.net I am Legend, Hancock, Seven Pounds, The Pursuit of Happiness, iRobot, Men in Black II, Men in Black (I LOVE Will Smith, he's the shit), 2012, Star Trek, The Proposal, The Soloist, Paranormal Activity(because its so corny, when i watched with my mom she kept screaming it was funny as hell), Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Superbad (I am Mclovin!!), Valentine's Day, Cars 2 (I AM IMMATURE! I'M A CHILD!!! sigh...Jesus camp. Not a Jesusy as I thought..), Spirit (that is the only only horse movie I will watch...It's so damn sad!!!!) Brother Bear (that movie was beast and you know it), The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid 2 (No, Ariel! I wanna be part of YOUR world! ...I have stupid friends...), Aladdin, Mulan, Mulan 2, Pochatis, Pochahantis 2 (okay seriously, how DO you spell her name?), Meet the Robinsons, The Lion King, The Help Listen, I know I'm soooo immiture for watching kids movies, but I had to let some part of me be pure, right? T.V. Shows: I don't really have favorites I watch a lot of T.V. though. But I guess Avatar: the Last Airbender, CSI, and Modern Family, Bones, Worlds Dumbest, Anime: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia: World Series (aren't they the same thing?), Durarara!!, Kuroshitsuji, I recently got into Ouran Host Club and Soul Eater Books Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Wedding Planers Daughter Thirteen Reasons Why Cut The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Double Dutch Each Little Bird That Sings Gentlemen Maximum Ride Cirque Du Freak Sisters Red Dear John The Lost Hero (sequel to Percy Jackson YYYEEEESSSHHHHHH!!!!!!) Red Riding Hood The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas Once Crooked If anyone has any suggestions for what to read plz plz me!!!!! I'm bored and I recently found out I'm a romantic...that's feels like I'm admitting to my parents how really gay I act when I'm not around them...but I only read action books with romance in it...most of the time... Music: Dude, no lie, I LOVE ANY KIND OF MUSIC! I have anything from Britney Spears, to Rihanna, to some K-POP/J-POP (I recently just became the biggest Girls' Generation/Super Junior fan), to old school rap like Notorious B.I.G., to new school with J-Cole. I also have so random trashy songs that every teenager must and I LOVE foreign music. No joke. Werd is the best Scottish rapper I've ever heard (and only X3). Food: Mac n' cheese or stuffed crust cold pizza Drink: Coca-cola and orange juice... Now for my personal favorite list...things I hate. 1. MY PARENTS 2. Maiko and Kataang 3. People who call me emo cuz I write. 4.People who say being emo and cutting are the same thing. 5. Mai and Aang. 6. People who get in the way of my reading and writing and music. 7. Authority. 8.People who hate on Percy Jackson. Okay...after all that hate I think it's time for some things I LOVE...for you slow people that like more than like...that didn't make sense... 1.PERCY JACKSON 2.ZUKO 3.Annabeth Chase 4.Katara 5.Funny people 6.Hershey chocolate bars 7.Reading and Writing 8.Bikinis 9.Asking my friends "hypothetical" questions... 10. Hetalia LIFE QUOTE: The sad moment when you realize you’re a girl and all you really want is to be a gay man. ...so true... All the cute guys aren't gay or married...they're fictional (and then they're gay or married in fiction too! WTF! Lemme dream, god damnit!) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid-back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 TheJazzyDolphin MindBender 10 April Mayz the fun emo The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel yes I promise to remember PJO In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). ONLY IN AMERICA... YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (More than one and three tee shitrs!) 29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek(so so true...) 41) You are always thinking of PJO 42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere (I DO All THE TIME!!!!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile 92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. 90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!" I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats! I ran with scissors, and lived! Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (dude...this is like...so...sad...it's true...screw it I LUV PERCY JACKSON and ZUKO!!!) If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. (jkjkjk BRITISH PEOPLE) If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!" Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, the fun emo, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, the fun emo If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this Haha it was the biggest project of the year, took others 4 months to finish and me less than a week before it was due... I gotta a everybody! A fricken' A on the paper and a A+ on the presentation...yep Imma BOSS! If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs... If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, the fun emo -If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P -If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste If you think people should just shut up and If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T) If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile ¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Copy and Paste if you laugh at 'That's what she said' type jokes. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle [X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself [x ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks So far: 6 [x] You have run into a tree/bush. ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow [X] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Littlestar have the same rhythm. ] You just tried to sing them. So far:8 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit . [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. [X] You’ve never seen the Matrix. [ ] You type only with two fingers. So far:11 [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire (My mom and a taco...don't laugh! My taco could have burned!) [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. ] You have caught yourself drooling. ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair So far:13 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. [ X] You use your fingers to do simple math So far:18 [ x] You have eaten a bug [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing somethingmore important [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, anddidn’t realize it [X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/hair [ x] You have ran around naked in your house. so far:23 [X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. [x] You break a lot of things. ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. [X] You tilt your head when you’re confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before So far:27 [X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in thetexture of the ceiling or wall [X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. TOTAL:29/37 Hmmm...I think this is bad... Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you The Italian Republic (North) The Federal Republic of Germany Japan The United States of America The United Kingdom of England (including Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland) The French Republic The Russian Federation The People's Republic of China The Republic of Austria Canada The Republic of Cuba The Republic of Hungary The Republic of Lithuania The Republic of Poland Prussia Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [x]You are clueless about things around you. South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. Welllll then...Oh swwwweeeettttt I'm like Hungary! Woot I love her manly-crazy-ness! And America! U.S.A! TEAM HAMBURGER! And...Lithuania?...Cool! EVEN BETTER...I'M LIKE PRUSSIA!!!!!!! I KNEW I WAS AWESOME AND DESTINED FOR GREATNESS BUT THIS? SWWEEEEETTT!!! KESESESESEH!!!! And...ROMANO? I love Lovino!!! My fav line is "suck my balls you damn potato eater!" I swear to god I say this to all my German (and non-german sometimes) friends (which is surprisingly a lot)!!! They always look at me like "WTF? I dunno what the fuck that even means..." Needless to say, my friends don't watch/read Hetalia... You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when… [x] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you [x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class [x] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look [x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay [x] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media [x] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language [x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you [x] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away ] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is [x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia [x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China [x] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process [x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!" [x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that" [x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China [x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British [x] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up [x] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere" [x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard: ] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear [x] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso [x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations [x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight [x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy" [x] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly [x] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic [x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution [x] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website [x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl ] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively [x] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke [x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war [x] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily [x] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender" [x] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia ] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars [x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space (Youtube is a bitch! It wont play hetalia anymore :(((( ) [x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them [x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers [x] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms [x] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit [x] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare [x] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place [x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal [x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack ] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy [x] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you [x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam [x] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it [x] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it [x] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography [x] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy [x] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions [x] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot [x] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about [x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome [x] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you [x] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own ] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!) ] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple. [x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away). [x] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!") [x] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory) [x] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?) [x] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia ] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weap like a little girl [x] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country [x] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you [x] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her" OTHER SUBMISSIONS: [x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate ] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit [x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them [x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them [x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you ] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are [x] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings [x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters [(I WISH!)] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference" ] When said friends start forming the pairings you support [x] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence (The greatest part about this is...my chinese friend already does and she has no idea what Hetalia is!) [x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher [x] When you start squealing in geography class [x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head ] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart [x] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head [x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair [x] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England [x] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you. [x] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions. [x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in. [x] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!) [x] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia ] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!" ] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read [x] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations. [x] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet [x] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher [x] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that [x] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag. [x] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here] ] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you. [x] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store ] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!) [x] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh [x] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts [x] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments [x] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be... [x] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!" [x] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl. [x] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!" [x] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face [x] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden. [x] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries. [x] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!" [x] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!" [x] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!" [x] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem. [x] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one) [x] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!" [x] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…" List your top 12 favorite APH characters: 1.) America 2.) Italy 3.) Canada 4.) England 5.) Japan 6.) France 7.) Grandpa Rome 8.) Greece 9.) Germany 10.) Romano 11.) Belarus 12.) Holy Roman Empire 1.) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before? France/Belarus...? That'd be one creepy-ass fic... 2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Hell to da YES! Do you not see his eyebrows?!?!?! He's smexy fo sho! 3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 preggo? The Holy Roman Empire getting Greece pregnant?????? Hmmm...that's so far off I dunno what to say... 4.) Do you recall fics about 9? Germany? Oh definitely...especially when involved with Italy... ;D 5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Italy and France? Sure if you wanted a creepy rapist guy with a pure innocent Lil thang... 6.) 5/9 OR 5/10? Japan/Germany or Japan/Romano? Hands down Japan/Germany, seeing that they were on the Axis together...but can we add Italy to tha mix too? XD 7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 getting it on? If...Grandpa Rome...walked in on Italy and...Holy Roman Empire...Um...he'd either congratulate Italy on his accomplishment or...rudely interrupt and get Germany to watch! Do a summery of a 3/10 fic. Canada/Romano... Canada has...domination issues and is a "little" masochistic... Romano has domination issues and is a little sadistic. Can Roman give "poor innocent little Canada" what he wants? Oh...yes...yes he can. 9.) Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff? America/Greece? I dunno maybe if America wanted a cat and needed Greece's help picking one out? 10.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Grandpa Rome/Holy Roman Empire 10 Ways to Tell If Your Girlfriend is Really Your Boyfriend...'Ya know...I might actually write this one! 12.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1? England/America. America got England to go to a bar again. Only this time...they're both drunk. 13.) Does anyone of my friends think 3 is hot? Is Canada hot? Why HELL TO DA YES! His eyes make me wanna have his children...if nations can have children? (I don't have any friends who like APH) 14.) Does anyone I know draw 11? Belarus? Only the actual country in class...but if they did draw he in Hetalia form she would probably be raping Russia. 15.) Would anyone I know write a 2/4/5 fic? Italy/England/Japan. What the bloody hell are you smoking? Where the hell can I get that shit? Weirdest threesome EVA...just saying. 16.) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion? Hmmm...Romano in a moment of great passion? SPAIN!!!! GO FASTER YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!! CHIGIGIGIII!!!! 17.) If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what would the song be? Ahhh Greece...The Lazy Song, Bruno Mars...well actually that might be a little to fast... 18.) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? America/France/Holy Roman Empire????? Well damn... Warning: RAPE AND PEDO-NESS DUE TO FRANCE!!!!! 19.) What would pick-up line would 10 use on 2? Romano on Italy?? Hehehe that's an interestin' one... "Little brother stop hanging out with that potato fucking bastard! Now let's leave and go to bed...only this time don't call Germany...and let's get more than our heads stuck together..." 20.) How would 11 describe a realtionship between 2 and 8? Belarus describing a relationship between Italy and Greece? "Well it doesn't matter as long as they keep their hands of my big brother! WE WILL MARRY BROTHER!!!" OMG!!!! I just realized I forgot one of my favoritest characters...PRUSSIA!!!! Oh my GODS! I'm so sorry please forgive me your awesome-ness!!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!! Dude, I'm so 90s it's fricken' ridiculous!! I thought light up sneakers were cool until 2006! Yo fo realz dawg, we need to bring the 90s back...if you can do that... If you have a favorite movie that you loved when you were a child, seen it again when you're older, and it still made you laugh/cry/ or go "Awww..." at least 10 times, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name and movie to the list: Bri Nara (James and the Giant Peach), the fun emo (Spirit and Brother Bear) This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 1. FIRST NAME: ALANA 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Michael Jordan...according to my dad anyway... 3. SIBLING NAMES: I'm not saying 'cuz all 2 1/2 are turds...sigh for those who didn't get that (which I'm guessing was most cuz that's a stupid joke) my older sister is my 1/2 sister 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Umm...this morning after thinking about the dissovlation (is that a word) of PRUSSIA! He's to awesome to die!!!!!! 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Uh... I guess. O.o I type with them. 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Bologna...why is it spelled like that? It should be spelled Boloney! AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY RELATIVES, BOLOGNA IS DELICOUS!!! ...sorry...my family has...issues 7. KIDS? No. 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? HELL YEAH!! THEN I WOULD HAVE SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHEN I TALK!!!!!! 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Umm does one for writing fanficts count? 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, you think?! 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah. 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I dunno maybe. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? FRUITY FUCKING PEBBLES!!! And no that doesn't make you gay if you like 'em...jackass... 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No, too much time 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Uh...depends... 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? STRAWWWWBURRYYY!!!! 17. SHOE SIZE? Why do you care? DO YOU HAVE A FOOT/SHOE FETISH? 18. RED OR PINK? Red. 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My looks. And the fact that I might have split personalities...but I guess you can tell from what's written above. 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Natalie...DUDE IF YOU ARE OUT THERE HIT ME UP! and uhh sorry if I shocked you with the laguage...I grew up...a lot... OH and I miss my MUM-MUM...hey um I'm sorry if any of this offends you, Mum-mum, everyone misses you and the little one wishes that she could have met you... SORRY PPL WHO THIS DOESN'T RELATE TO. 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yes. 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Again, WHY DO YOU CARE? WHAT IF I'M NOT WEARING PANTS, HMMMMMM??????? 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Mac n' chhheeessseee! PAASSTAAA~ 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The voices in my head and on the t.v. 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Puke green...just cuz I'm immiture and I call most things green PUKE green...or POOP green...yea google why is your poop GREEN? 26. FAVORITE SMELL? Smell of cookies. 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My DAADDY 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? Thery're funny. And sometimes crazy...but not as crazy as MEEEEHH! 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh I just pasted this but just to be nice YES I DO! 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coke!! (Not the funny tasting Coke that somehow gave me a hangover -.-) 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Um... does dancing count? Otherwise, football. 32. EYE COLOR? Broooowwnnn 33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?! O.o 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT! RAWR!! 35. FAVORITE FOOD? I dunno, American? LAWLLLL Hetalia fans FTW! 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies. And they better be good cuz otherwise I'll be pissed I spent 2 fucking hours of my life watching! 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? CARS 2! Yeah that movie was BEAST! and also yeah IMMA CHILD! LAWLLL (again) JESUS CAMP!! 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? If I had one it would be a bombers jacket (I love you Alfred~) but otherwise, I'd have to say...my flippy-floppahs. 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? I dunno, Summer I get outta skool for 3 months and Winter IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCH! But if I get snowed in ONE MORE TIME on my birthday i'm soooo kicking mother nature's ASS! 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. Surprisingly, I find them a less invasion of space... I mean hugs, your whole body has to hold, or be held by, another person's whole body. Kisses, however you just mush your faces together and you're good! 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? I dunno, I LIKE ALL DESSERTS...except for peas...WHO HAS PEAS FOR DESSERT? QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile. Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong: Read All The WAYY!!! 1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans Please repost this if you are for gay marriage. ╔══╗ FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. YAOI!! If you love Yaoi then YOU ROCK!! and you should put this in your profile. (YEAH!!! X3) If you're a Hetalia fan copy and paste this to your profile. (I AM AN ULTIMATE HETALIA FAN!!!) If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile. (OBVIOUSLY X3) If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile. (TOTALLY!!! THER MY #1 COUPLE!!!) If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile (YEEEP!!!) How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash 1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. 2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. 3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. 4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. 5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. 6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities. 7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. 8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. 9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. 10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. 11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. 12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. 13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile! (Don't judge...) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT! If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. (Whenever I write it has to be perfect or good enough or else I won't publish...which is why I only have that many stories) If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile. (Ah so manyyy...I think that's why I don't have a bf/gf right now...) If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (i can STILL hear Italy's voice~...:PASTA~) STEREOTYPES: Bold the ones that apply to you, and if you people don't repost this, it means you support stereotypes, and you need to get a serious reality check. Haters. JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: Birthday 12/19 I love how true that is...even though it is kinda creepy... this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now 20 Things To Help You Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! _.·-"-·._ This is SnOoPy. Copy and IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!) If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcy awwwww, i love him, again, still laughing, artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), Miracle Jade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series) finger craker (Edward Cullen of course, what type of question is that??) Narrator01 (Jacob Black, Seth Clearwater, Edward Cullen and Emmett Cullen from Twilight, Aladdin from Aladdin, The Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Harry Potter, George, and Ron from Harry Potter, Iggy from Maximum Ride, and numero Uno would probably be Aladd from my story, Tigger and the Rock Hearts.) Diehardstormhawksfan (Aerrow from Storm Hawks), Invader Lana (Aerrow and Finn from Storm Hawks) XXSilverXTwilightXX (Aerrow from Storm Hawks)XXXAnastasiaXXX (Demetri from Anastasia, I think he's soo cute), the fun emo (Holli Would from Cool World and Alois Trancy from Kuroshitsuji) |
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