So I haven't done anything here in like 10 years but if you like my stuff here you'll like the much better-written stuff on my AO3 profile. Which is:

Idiot Watch: Problems With the Author

Well... Those old issues have been solved. Now I just have this one: My laptop's charger is going stupid on me, so I don't know if it's going to work out or what... So, for now, I'm trying to write my fan fictions, plus work on my book (Yes, I'm writing a book, and it's going very slow even though I know the plot already) so... It may take awhile.

Introduction to the Idiot

There's really not too much to say about me. I'm an InuYasha dork, and I've probably seen every episode at least three, if not, four times.

I'm Wiccan.

I love to write poetry, but I don't like to do poems on the spot. I prefer to let them come to me.

Fanfic Updates and Changes

Okay, I know this is going to sound mean, but the stories are coming down. Thanks to Yemi, who pointed out key flaws. I'll try to get them all back up on the day they go down. However, this will take me a while, and I have little concentration right now. As for flaws, well;

-Do You Even Care has MAJOR changes in store (I'm waiting for my beta to read this and get back to me.)

And, I do still have my other 4 to work with. Yes, I am behind. Very, very far behind. However, I will try to start posting chapters. I have most of The Darkest Red Xweetok done, and I've got the first chapter to The Object of My Affections and Desires typed up. Bear with me, folks. I need a beta and I'm only 14. Yes, gasp, a 14-year-old who writes lemon scenes, lime scenes, and who has a sailor's mouth. Enjoy it or go away.

Reading Classification:

This is where I am going to write about how I rate my own stories and love scenes. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY: If I know you in real life I'm begging you guys to SKIP anything higher than a STRONG LIME! It'd be awkward and weird knowing what I write anyways, and I don't know that I could ever look ya in the eyes again. Promise me, ne?

Bland Lime:

This is... Not really even true PDA. This covers... Hugging, kissing, holding hands, letting someone's head rest in your lap... etc. The same tame things you see Kagome and InuYasha do.

Strong Lime:

This goes up to making out. Nothing TOO serious, but things with serious implications. I recommend that this is all you read to if you know me (and don't want to lose all respect you have for my demented little mind), or if you have issues with the words 'sex scene' in any way, shape, or form. This can include the above in the scene as well.

Bland Lemon:

Touching, kissing intimately. This goes up to everything EXCEPT genital contact. So, in other words, it's not even sex. Probably foreplay, if anything else. Don't ask me; I'm still virgin, even my mind hasn't been for years. UI wouldn't know for certain. This can include the two before it in a scene, as well.

Strong Lemon:

This is EVERYTHING. Everything you could think of goes here. I will usually post something akin to: 'This is a lemon chapter. Innocent eyes, eyes of my friends in real life, people who have simple aversions to sex scenes, and those who are underage should look away from this chapter.'

Note about the above; if I DO write a lemon scene, it'll probably just be a lemon all chapter. I'll try and guarantee that there isn't anything there that you may miss because I have asked you to skip or that you have skipped on your own. I try and make it fair to everyone. Most of my stories ARE M rated, but for multiple things. I will try and most what is in it in the description or in the pre-chapter blather I do. Either way, warnings will be up. Read at your own risk. Don't like it? Hit that pretty little button that says 'back'. My mind is a sick and twisted place where things get mangled into macabre versions of what they are. That's who I am.

Neopet Descriptions:

Now then, I've been asked about my Neopets, like descriptions. I'll try to keep all of them that I used up here. They are;

-Po: A Cloud Xweetok (The Darkest Red Xweetok was written before I painted her).

-Pretty: A Blue Xweetok

Shadow: A Yellow Wocky

Indecisive: A Green Zafara (aka Indec)

Split: A Red Kacheek

Stoic: A Yellow Xweetok

Beaut: She's my labber, so she changes too much to really have a 'set' form.

Ele: Red Flotsam

Love: Yellow Xweetok

Xwe: Green Xweetok

Angie: Blue Xweetok

Works In Progress (in the order I hope to get them finished and published)

Author Note: A lot of these are old and MIGHT be coming down. I need to get in contact with my betas and see what's going on. The only one I can say is NOT coming down is DYEC, so... Yeah... I might do TDRX if I can find the notebook I wrote most of it in.

-A Kiss Can Change Everything (Neopets Fan Fiction) (K or T) (Po x Stoic (Wow, one I'm doing on purpose this time. XD) (Cannon) (I need to write more on this one.)

-Do You Even Care? (Neopets Fan Fiction) (T-M, big maybe on a K) (Pretty x Indecisive (gasp!)) (AU) (This is based on a real life event... Maybe someone will know it...)

-The Darkest Red Xweetok (Neopets Fan Fiction) (K, may change to T) (Po x Shadow) (Not AU)) (Needs to be seen by my beta.)

-The Object of My Affections and Desires (Neopets Fan Fiction) (M) (Po x Shadow and slight Po x Stoic) (VERY AU) (Needs to be seen by my beta. Up for possible deletion, I need to work it out if the first chapter's any good.)

-The Hardships of a Red Xweetok (Neopets Fan Fiction) (I have no idea, K or T.) (Po x Naraku) (Not AU) (Needs to be seen by my beta.)

-TDF