oonagihide bio
 Oh hola from Australia! It's really late at night and I can't think of anything really creative to say right now! Anyway, if you're here it's either because I've reviewed you (i.e. begged unashamedly for updates) or (gasp) you actually like my stories (nonexistent as of yet) and/or impeccable taste in favourites, because randomly searching 'oonagi' in authors would just be silly and I haven't prepared an outcome for that. If you're here for reason one then PLEASE UPDATE :D you will not escape my nagging! please drop-dead-gorgeous please with mountains of sugar and snow and other white powdery things (? not suspicious at all) update because incomplete good stories bother the piss out of me. If you're here for reason two then yay I like you Um. So I'm a girl. I'm in my mid-teens. How much information is safe to put out? I... while an extraordinary amount of time away on fanfiction and other devious devices for absorbing productivity? But then again, don't we all? I'd like to think I'm intelligent and creative and reasonably athletic (cough cough) and just an all-round triumph for humanity, but when it comes down to it I suppose I'm just... above average. Just roflin' your copter, I'm amazing. You're amazing. SMILE FOR THE CAMERA :3 -click- |
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Walt Disney High School by Ms. Sherlock reviews
A cliche concept with a twist of realism. Does just what you'd expect, but better. This ambitious story spans the school year in the life of 30 particular students. The many students of WDHS have different stories and unique personalities, but their stories are all intertwined. Follow these students from early September, through holidays and special events to prom and graduation.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,594 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011
Everybody Likes This by FullOfRandomness02 reviews
How the Dissidia characters deal with Facebook. Rated T to be safe. No yaoi/yuri...just humor and randomness.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/13/2011
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Melancholy of Kyon by Diamond Avatar reviews
[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006
The World's Next Top Princess by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
Thirteen beautiful princesses and other famous heroines stand before us, but only one can be the World's Next Top Princess. What starts out as a friendly competition turns ugly as challenges grow harder and contestants grow fiercer. Based on ANTM. (Written before Princess and the Frog/Tangled)
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008
The Second Quarter Quell by Y.J. Nen reviews
Haymitch Abernathy was once a tribute in one of the cruelest Hunger Games Panem had ever seen. This is the story of his time in the Quarter Quell, from reaping to Victory Tour, and of how the handsome boy from the Seam lost everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D.
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Valhalla by Zerrat reviews
Bound by stone and sworn to endless war, the warriors sleep without dreams, and Cosmos regrets the necessity of their oaths. A tribute and a requiem to her victorious fallen.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Cosmos, Shinryu - Complete
The Tower by PromiseMeYourTragedy reviews
For the second night, Harry Potter failed to kill Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Never by TamIsMyFather reviews
What is Cosmos to do when she inherits Jecht's hidden stash of booze? Start the drinking games, of course! An affectionate pastiche of the first ten Final Fantasy games.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Zero Sum Theory by wuttut reviews
The Warrior of Light has seduced every person in this war. He just hasn't realized it yet. Everyone/Warrior of Light mild sexual themes, yaoi, mild language.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Warrior of Light - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,474 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dripping by momoke reviews
He likes the taste of her blood. ReTi. No strings attached.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Masochistic by momoke reviews
She likes it when he's rough with her. One-shot. ReTi, strictly physical.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Embitterment by Glass Mermaid reviews
He always knew his past would cost him, but he never knew the price. She always knew her future would catch her, but she didn't know how fast. Love isn't always beautiful; that doesn't stop the want of it. Winner of two 2009 Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,593 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Photo Album: 25 Romantic Drabbles by Alicia Blade reviews
Each drabble is a snapshot of Usagi and Mamoru's first season romance. A lot of sap! Enjoy!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Russian Roulette by Devilish Kurumi reviews
CidVincent, I guess. Vincent is a crazy, crazy man.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Tarnished Silver by Amberle Elessedil reviews
There are those who say that Link ruined Zelda, blackened her purity and broke her heart, intoxicating her on the poison of his love...there are some stories you don't tell to your children. LinkZelda Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Inclement Weather by Mikomi's Pen reviews
A series of drabbles on Roy and Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Alarm Clock of Doom by coughkouichicough reviews
This story was actually inspired by my little brother's annoying alarm clock. Arwen buys Aragorn a spongebob alarm clock and, well, you can imagine...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Aragorn
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rosarium by Tobu Ishi reviews
He can transmute the world if he wants. She will transmute him. EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Go to Sleep, Hero by Startide Risen reviews
Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete