Hi, my name's Lauren and I can't believe how embarrassing everything on here is, even my profile was so embarrassing where I was just talking about how bad my old profile was, and I claimed I was making decisions that effected my entire future aha.

Paste This On Your Profile's: (The only thing I kept)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Come on, just one makes me want to jump out of my skin!)
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you love Alyson Stoner, paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sing Christmas songs in July, copy and paste onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely side-tracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.
If you are against bullying and cruelty, paste this on your profile.
If you love chocolate, paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read this and do not paste it into your profile, I will investigate you and find out who you are. Then I will tell the police about you because I will assume you are a zombie.
that they don't!
If most of the guys in your class are morons, copy and paste this to show you want to cart them to a deserted island!
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (Eays!)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you're vegan, paste this on your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.