oh god i haven't been on here in forever! i'm so lazy. but i'm eother going to quit my current stories and delete them or i'm going to not work on them for a very very long time cuz i can't think of anything good to write.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kisshu-is-mine

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

Abortion is murder, and so is taking stem cells form unborn babies. If you agree, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Trace Adkins (the singer) add this to your profile and add your name: Kisshu-is-mine

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

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(_), people who dislike cats must have been mice in a previous life X3 (I love cats)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you suck at summaries, put this in your profile and add to the list: digiwildfire, Kisshu-is-mine

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Oh yeah, if you think that every time that Oban Star-Racers shows on TV should be a national holiday, put this in your profile, then put together a protesting group and fly to the White House! (and while you're at it, do your best to get George Bush impeached(kicked out) of the White House!)

if you kiss me, i'll kiss you back

if you hug me, i'll hug you back

if you hit me , i'll pile drive you!

when life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the rest of the world try and figure out how you did it.

MY EYES!! OH GOD MY EYES!! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!!

if aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?

if the psychic hotline was really psychic wouln't they call you?

love hurts, boys lie, friends cry, people die, parents yell, you always try, your never good enough and you don't know why.

I'm the type of peson that laughs at a joke three times! once when it's told to me, once when it's explaned to me, and once 5 minutes later when i finally get it.

i run with scissor cuz it makes me feel dangerous

when other girls were planning tea parties, I was planning to rule the world!!