Murdoc x OC, set in phase 2. The gang hires a maid. Misunderstandings abound.

"Sometimes, when life seems like it is falling apart, it might actually be falling into place." When they first found him, he had been half dead in a dirty, graffitied alleyway, singing in an angelic voice. The group took the starved, blue-haired boy out of the alley to become a full-fledged band, and their life was never again the same. Au!-Younger 2D, Older Noodle.

"FACEACHE! Faceache, holy shit!" Murdoc yelled, pulling him from his bunker to the lift. "What? What's going on?" 2D squeaked, following the bassist. "It's- It's Noodle! Somethin' ain't right with her!" (2nu-centric, but not actually 2nu.)

Murdoc hasn't been able to sleep properly for days now. 2D finally notices and tries to help.

There has always been instances in 2D's life when he'd just say the famous phrase 'Why me'. His most recent one has him in a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' situation with the bassist. MurdocX2D. Smut. Phase 1. One shot.

The band is invited to go attend a promenade! But the band is FAR from 'normal', so how will they manage being around a bunch of 'normal' people? Future M2 and sexiness.