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Joined 04-20-12, id: 3937799, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Ki-Tan stole my profile.. T_T

Name: Linnea

Nickname: Nea, Nee-Chan.. Mostly.. Yep..

Age: 16

Date of birth: 12 of March

Hair color: Purple

Eye color: Blue/Gray/Green-ish

Annoying accessories: Glasses

Gender: Female.. If you haven't guessed that by now... ._.

Sexuality: So far I know I'm straight.. Yes, A straight girl CAN like homosexuality without being it herself.. :3 But I don't know what life has in store for me in the future... Owo

Hobby: Ffs of course.. Mostly Yaoi.. :3 I do draw a bit to.. And I play the flute.. And sing.. And other useless stuff.. Ehe.. I also love to draw random Naruto stuff on my desk.. And my teacher always gets pissed.. But it wont stop me from spreading the wonderful art!! *Cough*I dance, the only activity I can actually do xD Mostly freestyle, or a mix between hip-hop and freestyle, but also RnB stuff.. I also cosplay a bit... And on a side not, I do not ONLY draw random Naruto shit, I also draw a lot of different things, which you can find on my dA PuppyDino, if you're interested.

Personality: Well.. *Takes deep breath* I'm a random person who have the suckiest humor in the whole wide world and I laugh at everything, I mean it, for example I laugh at the word stone. I'm a crazed NaruSasu/SasuNaru fan but I DO love other couples as well, but don't hate meeee T_T I love to tease the annoyingly, silly little girls in my class and to put the guys in place, since they suck, yes, that includes the elder ones, since they suck even more.. Thinking that they can boss around with me.. Pfftt.. FEEL LINNEA'S POWA! .. ANYWAYS! As you might notice I can be quite a tease at school since.. Well.. I'm awesome.. x3 But with my few (BUT AWESOME!) Friends I have I'm kind, at least according to them :3 I can be an unsocial bastard, but I can also be an overly social bastard, which I'm proud of. I can be very sensitive about stuff like bullying and so on since It tears up old scars from my annoyingly sucky childhood, and I wouldn't even think a second about helping other, since I don't want others to feel my pain But don't misunderstand this! I'm not selfpitying, I'm just stating facts. And I'm NOT suicidal, nor do I cut myself. So don't even THINK about saying it.. :c Well! According to my teachers I'm a happy girl who's neeeeever angry, while in reality I can be a bitch, which my real friends know about soo.. Don't mess with Linnea.. MWHOHAHAHAHAHA!! *Cough* Okay! That's a wrap of this! *Panting from saying all in one breath* Wow..

Music style: Mostly rap or pop. I do like rock, but not metal.. Or scream or whatever it's called.. I dunno.. T_T I listen to both Japanese (Nooot so much anymore..) and English music. Also some Swedish songs, but it's not many who's good.. (Kpoooop.. Don't judge)

Clothes: I don't know what to call my style ._. One day, I dress 'like a guy' If you understand.. And the next, I can dress like a Lolita, and the next like any other girl.. And also VERY weird stuff.. So I dunno.. Some mix... xD

Sport: No, I don't participate in some sport what so ever, and if some of you read my earlier, non update profile, you might've noticed the thing about the ankle injury.. Weeell.. That injrury sort of escalated, and I now have a full blown nerv sickness that pains my entire right leg.. Yep.. It seriously sucks.. I'm going to start some kind of medication treatment soon... *Anticipating* Anyhow.. x3 I was actually a member of a very successful Cheerleading group here in Sweden :3 That was fun.. Until everything became so.. Shallow.. Y_Y And no, I'm not just a sac of potatoes who just sits there o_o As I mentioned earlier, I dance... And I got for walks.. And I train at my home made gym.. Soo..

Sickness; As I said, some kind of nerv sickness, pain sickness, in my right leg. I'm not sure what to call it, but it hurts like hell.. Yep.. And my anemia is still there, my ''stomach catarrh'' as well, aaand my.. Rashes which I don't know the English name for... Sorreh.

Story genre: I mostly write romance/Humor, but I do write Romance/angst as well, and my own genre called Psycho.. xD I love to read all kinds of stories, IF the plot is good.. :3

Five things I like: My amazing friends, dance, my family (Mostly my dad), animals and music

Five things I don't like: Smokers (Seriously.. I'm like.. Allergic to cigarette smoke... So smokers, no offense, but don't come near me..) Bullies, injustice (Included utilization), falseness and betrayal. Oh. And Liver. I HATE eating liver.. It's so disgusting... Ugh..

I guess that's all from Nea for now :3

Cheers!

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior
. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage
would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples
, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents
only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I just needed to post this and say... GAY MARRIAGE IS ALLOWED IN SWEDEN! 8DSoo.. If your gay, and you want to get married.. COME HERE! 8D

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