HI everyone. I am a hugee Twilight fan. I have read the Twilight saga books over 10 times and I started reading in October 2008. I love all the books and I am a HUGE Team Edward fan. I HATE Jacob!!

I like fanfic stories of where bella is in pain in new moon and she calls edward to beg him to come back.

I have many fanfic suggestions so just email me.

TEAM EDWARD

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WHEN...

1.) You think about a Edward almost 24/ 7

2.) You want to dress up as Bella as a vampire on Halloween

3.) You wonder if you should stop being friends with your friends who dislike Twilight

4.) You feel sorry for your friend whose name is Jessica due to the fact that if Bella didn't feel very close to her friend Jessica

5.) You wonder if you and Jessica will grow apart like Bella and Jessica S did

6.) You call every guy you like Edward

7.) You don't like most guys cause they are not Edward

8.) You only like guys who look somewhat in your mind like Edward

9.) You create a fan site dedicated toward the Twilight saga

10.) You constantly compare events in your life to events in Twilight/ New Moon/ Eclipse

11.) You suddenly love your car even more cause it is only 14 years younger than Bella's

12.) You want to buy a car like Bella's

13.) You get your sister obsessed with Twilight

14.) You listen to music and try and notice any Twilight related lyrics

15.) You read the books in a day each

16.) You re-read Twilight the day you got finished with it until your parents could take you to Target to buy New Moon and Eclipse

17.) You were mad when said parents wanted to eat before going to Target

18.) You are happy when you read the other "Your Obsessed With Twilight If.." cause you see your not the only person who is like that

19.) You keep reading the Twilight series

20.) You get really mad at your friends when they make fun of you for reading Twilight

21.) You get mad when your friend says that her obsession with her boyfriend is different than your obsession with Edward. She says hers makes more sense...Your still slightly angry

22.)You are extremely happy when your fingers and toes are freezing

23.) You don't want to start taking iron tablets to get rid of this freezing of your hands (my mom told me coldness is a sign of being anemic)

24.) You are thinking about asking your grandmother if she will pay for you to get you lips fuller and nose thinner and hair permanently straight so you will look like Bella

25.) You get mad at the way vampires are portrayed in pop culture

26.) The Harry Potter books use ot be your favorite, but now you feel like Harry Who?

27.) You want to travel to Italy

28.) You love reading th Odyssey cause it is set near Italy and you wonder if the person from Land of THe Dead is a vampire cause he required blood for a prediction

30.) Your friends boyfriends friend knows you love a vampire named Edward Cullen

31.) You are extremely happy when you read that Edward likes just about every type of music accept country, Just like you.

32.) You look up the last names Swan, Hale, and Cullen in your phone book and think about calling the Cullen one and saying "May I please speak to Edward or Alice" to see if their are really ppl in your county who are Edward Cullen and Alice Cullen

65...If you have fantasies of taking down a mountain lion that is bigger and faster than you and can crush like a pop can.
66...You've developed a habit of saying things like "Sure, sure" And "You're being absurd"
67...when you hang around the blood bank in the hope that Edward (or at least Carlisle) will turn up looking for more supplies.
68...when you start living your life like bella, and are happy to just live her life with edward in the books
69...when you do something, and then automatically say it in your head like it was writen in the book, and then change it so that it forms a whole new scene in the books
70...You wouldn't mind your house breaking if Edward was involved
71...You beg your mom at 330 am in the morning on a road trip to quickly take the exit because there is a silver Volvo back there and you want a picture with Edward's car.
72...You obsessively check Stephenie Meyer.com for new updates
73...You went to a Twilight release party and dressed as Bella

33.) You want to name your daughter Rosalie Lillian Hale

74...you hide in a corner at work on your lunch to read twilight so no one will interrupt your obsession
75...When you buy a second copy of all of them because you lent your copies out; and you are desperate to read them again and can't wait.
76...when every time you read new moon you bawl for like an hour because your so sad that edward left
77...You start comparing people you know with characters in the books
78...You have read the entire series more than three times
79...every time you put the book down you're in the same mood as bella
80...while reading New Moon you put it down for a few hours and feel like your life has no point until you can see Edward again...
81...you watch the movie trailer and somewhere in the back of your head feel slightly jealous that your going to have to see too ppl attempt playing the passionate relationship of Bella and Edward
82...when you are making love to your boyfriend and you call him Edward

7 months ago

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
1. …You desperately want to go to Forks...(even if its just a trip to say that you've been there)
2. …when it is rainy, cloudy, or snowy out you look to see if you can spot Edward Cullen
3. …you see something shiny and think of Edward in the sunshine
4. …Every time you see a silver volvo you smile to yourself (and secretly hope its Edward that steps out)
5. ...When some one bites a pillow and you laugh.
6. …you’re convinced vampires exist, and aren’t ashamed of it.
7. …When you tell your bf he is your Edward and expect him to take it as a huge complement.
8. …you have serious issues with the fact that Edward is a fictional character
9. …Clair De Lune is your favorite song.
10. …you creat an imaginary world where u are dating edward cullen.
11. …you shun anyone who tries to convince you that vampires don’t exist.
12. …you hear piano music and think that it's your lullaby that Edward wrote for you
13. …every time someone asks you who you have a crush on, your immediate response is “Edward Cullen.”
14. …you make shirts pertaining to the books.
15. …you have birthday parties for characters in the books.
16. …you plan on naming your kids after characters from the books.
17. …when someone asks you out, you say, “Sorry, I’m already dating/married to Edward Cullen.”
18. …you can relate just about anything to the books in at least some small way.
19. …You believe somewhere out there the whole series is actualy happenning
20. …your mom no longer threatens to ground you – she just threatens to take away your copy of the books.
21. …if anyone so much as looks at your books the wrong way you start screaming at them.
22. …you demand that everyone you know reads the books.
23. …you buy people the books for their birthday/any other holiday so they’ll read them.
24. …you ask someone what chapter/page number they’re on when they're reading one of the books and from that information you can recite exactly what is going on.
25. …you’ve read the books so many times they’re starting to fall apart.
26. …if anyone hasn’t read the books, you take it as a personal offense.
27. …you get annoyed people want to hang out because it is taking time away from reading
28. …everyone at school knows you as “the Twilight freak.”
29. …you can recite all of the books from memory.
30. …You can turn anything into a Twilight reference
31. …When you try to convince everyone (including yourself) that your a vampire
32. …you freaked out over the earlier release date of the movie
33. …you write “I love Edward Cullen” on all of your personal belongings, and take it as a personal offense whenever someone asks you who that is.
34. ...you harass anyone with the same name as one of the characters in the books, convinced that they are that character and asking them questions you would ask the character like if they are a vampire or if they know Bella.
35. ...Whenever you think about the books, people stare at you strangely because you have started smiling and/or chuckling at nothing.
36. ...you actually convince a guy to read them.
37. ...you're friends threaten to kill you if you mention Twilight one more time.
38. ...you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
39. ...you have gotten almost everyone you know to read Twilight.
40. ...yyou dream of your own personal edward
41. ...you suddenly want to be very pale.
42. ...you suddenly find pale boys very attractive.
43. ...your favorite website is a Twilight fan site.
44. ...whenever you're not reading Twilight, you're reading Twilight fanfics
45. ...You write Twlight fanfics.
46. ...your new favorite gem is topaz.
47. ...you'll only eat food mentioned in the books.
48. ...you know the exact number of pages in each of the books
49...your favorite time of day is at twilight and when its breaking dawn
50...your favorite type of night is when there is a new moon or an eclipse
51...You wake up in the middle of the night and expect to see Edward in your room
52...When you daydream about being with edward everyday all day. only when your phone goes off do you snap out of the daze but hope to see his number.
53...when you try to walk gracefully like a vampire
54...If you see a dog and start giggling
55...You wish Jacob Black would imprint on you.
56...When songs remind you of the relationship between Edward and Bella
57...If every time you hear the word "newborn" you think of a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a cute little baby
58...You flip through Twilight constantly, rereading everything about Edward.
59...you refer to certain guys as Edward or Jacob
60...I start grinning like an idiot when twilight comes up
61...When you see Rob or Kristen you shout "there's bella and edward!!"
62...you cried when you finished breaking dawn
63...you finished the other books in a day each
64...Anytime you hear someone say "Edward" and you scream "What?! Where?!"
65...If you hav

7 months ago

89...When you start asking your mother questions like, "Ma would you understand if I had to turn into a vampire, move to Alaska and leave you guys so I don't eat you?"
90...When you wake up in the morning and fine that the only reason you are so cold is that you left you window open for Edward
91...you've already made plans to go see the midnight showing including we Edward t-shirts
92...you quote twilight then burst out laughing while people stare at you
93...you listen to River Flows in You over and over and over with your eyes close hoping Edward is the one playing
94...you carry the books with you everywhere so u can show people what they are missing
95...when you beg your boyfriend to dress up as a Edward just so you can say your dating Edward
96...When you have a countdown until Nov 21 on your facebook profile
97...When you restart reading a series you just finished the day before

7 months ago

83...when you go to the hospital and hope to see Carlisle Cullen
84...When your sister is talking about bats and your mom looks at you and says "Like Edward?!" and you flip out and go into a deep explanation of the fact that Edward DOES NOT turn into a bat.
85...you flip when you see vampire fangs and try to ignore your mom's comments about Edward but begin to go into a detailed explanation about how vampire's certainly do not have fangs
86...when your family complains that you keep saying Edward's name in your sleep
87...When you give people an "are you an alien or something?" look if they say that they haven't read the series
88...if you break up with your wonderful boyfriend for a week after reading the saga because you are depressed that they are not edward but you give him excuses like, "it's just better for you if we aren't together"

7 months ago

98...If you wonder maybe...just maybe there really ARE vampires out there and maybe...just MAYBE Edward isn't fictional...
...but really hope that Bella is so you won't have her as competition!
99...If you cried when you saw the words "The End."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

(If you agree copy and paste this to your profile)

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now isn;t that the cutest thing you've ever read! So like Bella and Edward

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Twilight Pledge

I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know