The trio goes on a mission from Dumbledore to capture Death Eaters and to trap them in Grimauld Place. Things don't turn out as Harry anticipated. Whatever will he and the others do when they find themselves trapped with five Slytherins? Can these two groups come together? Or will something even more unexpected happen? Contains slash, karaoke,have you ever, and truth or dare.

Voldemort wants Harry Potter dead. On a llama, to be specific. Will he get his wish? Utter crack that I wrote in third grade, with only very minor revisions. Just publishing for the heck of it. Rated T for character death, I guess. Like I said, utter crack, but worth a shot to read. Enjoy and review!

I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

Harry wants to die, so he does the only thing he can think of and presents himself to Voldemort. Only... It doesn't quite go as planned, and Voldemort is somewhat different that Harry's nightmares. AU.

[Different House!AU] Tom asked the Sorting Hat for somewhere that he would be accepted. He got it. Pre-Harry/Tom

They had always meant to be together. Few understood that it was impossible for one to be if they did not have the other. They tried to keep them apart, and, for a while, succeeded. As time went on, he was sure that both would be lost in Oblivion for the rest of Eternity. Truthfully, he did not mind. He would rather be lost in Oblivion than spend Eternity without him.

Harry Potter didn't have that many friends. Each and every one of them was so rare and precious - Harry would protect them with his life. His newest friend, however, just may cost him more than he can pay. Mostly pre-slash (and a wee bit of slash) between Harry and Diary!Tom Riddle. Part of the Little Things verse but can be read alone. Rated to be safe.

Pure-blood Culture: Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr., Heir Slytherin, doesn't want to look in the Mirror of Erised. Like all his followers, it cannot give him what he wants: love.

Non-magical, college AU. Harry Potter is too mentally exhausted to care about what he wore for volleyball practice one night. Tom Riddle thinks he'll have to buy Ginny Weasley some flowers.

Harry's boyfriend, Tom Riddle, loves to see Harry naked—can get aroused from just a bit of exposed skin. Harry can't quite understand it. Asexual!Harry. AU.

!ModernDay!AU! In which Tom is a genie operating under the alias "Voldemort"—because who would take a genie named Tom seriously, right?—and Harry is, of course, the unfortunate soul who's summoned him... Or is it the other way around? Oneshot. PRE-SLASH TMR/HP

!AU! Because Harry deals with romance like a fruit merchant deals with an elephant about to give birth—that is to say, not at all—Luna finds it difficult to be a passive matchmaker, Barty can't stop laughing and insulting Tom's self-esteem issues, and Tom is just horribly, horribly frustrated with the lot of them. But he still loves them. Sometimes. Oneshot. TMR/HP & LL/BC

Even after the war trouble has a penchant for finding Harry. Fortunately being the Master of Death comes with certain benefits.

HPTMR. Strange events lead to the resurrection of Tom Riddle- not quite a Horcrux, not quite a Veela. Written for the do-me-veela LJ fest. COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle storms Godric's Hollow, slaying Lily and James Potter where they stand... but the child is not what he expects. (Warning: character death, and minor character deaths)

This actually hurt to write. My university society is having a bad fanfic contest because of My Immortal. This is the result. Everything about it is terrible. Read at your own risk. Non-explicit lemons within. I'm sorry.

Hyacinth Peverell was an enigma, she was comprised of contradictions; the girl was a conundrum, one Tom Riddle planned to solve. Hyacinth Peverell was his, and Tom Riddle did not share. [Rated M because of mature subjects, complete warnings inside] {fem!Harry/Tom Riddle Jr} ONE SHOT

The Dark Lord finds himself looking after a five year old Harry Potter with little idea of what to do. - Oneshot, only slightly crack, but not really crack at all. No pairings, no romance and no slash.

When it comes to things not straight out told, Harry can be quite blind. (Example when he asks Ron what Seamus doing when the boy's actually saying the incantation out-loud). This is about taking his blind-ness and innocence to the extreme... this is how Tom Riddle works his ass off trying to hint on Harry and how Harry just doesn't get it.

Just a romantic funny fluffy little one shot between HP/LV.

Harry gets turned into a snake and makes his way to Tom Riddle, who cares for him. Harry finds himself falling in love, but doesn't want to change back in fear that Tom will hate him. He does turn back accidentally, to find that Tom really does love him. TR/HP slashy goodness!

!Reincarnation!AU! Voldemort is a day old when he realizes those blasted muggles named him "Tom." It takes him a year to realize who his twin might possibly be-that is, his old nemesis, Harry Potter. Oneshot, LV/HP INCEST SLASH

Long after the death of his lover, Harry tells a story to his children about their father.

"Why do you stay here?" "Why wouldn't I?" "Why would you?" "I have nowhere else to go," "Stay with me, join me," A one shot in which Harry is face with a choice. Will he side with Tom? TMR/HP

During the Graveyard Incident, Harry wanted to know: Why did Voldemort kill his parents that day? Thinking to humour the boy, Voldemort shares the Prophecy. Harry then goes on to share how utterly fake it is. Unsure on how true it is, Voldemort summons Serverus... and it goes downhill from there. Or does it? [Complete]

Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP

"You've heard the expression 'not if we were the last two people on Earth' or some variation thereof. Well, if you've ever used it, let me give you a piece of advice. You would. Whatever you swore not to do in those circumstances. You would. Trust me. I've been there." – HPLV brief mention of slash but not shippy - ONESHOT - WARNING for strong LANGUAGE

In the ministry of magic, Dumbledore decides to take matters into his own hands when dealing with the war. So he magically handcuffs Voldemort and Marie together. Can the two enemies learn to live together peacefully to come to an understanding to end the war between light and dark? Warning! Fem!Harry and then later Fem!Harry and Voldemort romantic pairing.

Harry Potter gets an idea in Hogsmeade. Why not fight Voldemort? Even if he's in his third year! Drunk Harry. Oneshot. Only for fun, not a serious story or anything.

Tom x Harry slash! Harry wakes up in a world where Voldemort is a fake persona created by the evil Albus Dumbledore. As everything comes to light, Harry finds himself working alongside Tom Riddle to try and stop Dumbledore before it's too late. Dark!Fic - please heed the warnings inside.

This is basically everything I HATE about fan fictions...don't judge me. Voldemort is bored one Christmas and need something fun to do.

Death did not get screwed over (Death always gets the last laugh, after all), so when Death finally did get screwed over -royally- Death was not pleased. Not pleased at all...

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP

All Harry wants to do is find his place in the world, but his place doesn't exist. Harry isn't a light wizard. He isn't a dark wizard either. No, to Harry, there is only magic. It's too bad that no one else sees it that way... Tom Riddle Voldemort /Harry

Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.

Everyone thought that the Boy-Who-Lived was dead. They were wrong. Light-bashing, heavily so.

As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.

CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things. –Postwar, ignores HBP–

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.