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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2209956, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Junjō Romantica, and Vampire Knight.

Gender: Female

Location: Trapped in the catacombs

Favorite saying: "Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen."
-Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Loves: Yaoi (of course), Anne Rice, vampires (not the silly little vampires that sparkle or the "new age" vamps), death, marionettes, books/reading, darkness/gothic, having headphones in my ears most of the time, fallen angels, partly morbid, skulls, ravens, spiders, art, historical fiction novels, natalie shau (my avatar is from an artwork of her's), victoria frances,ect. ect.

Can't stand: Being rude for no real reason/ destructive critcism, unnecessary noises, animal cruelty, know-it-all's (most know-it-all's are iggnorant and that annoys me beyond belief), obssessive bragging, pink and yellow, scraping ice noise, malls, sales people, ducks, gnats, mini vaccums, pudding, reality tv shows, blue tooths, discrimination (especially orientation discrimination), ect (I would go on but thats a lot of stuff lol) .

Favorite movies: Resident Evil (all of them), Pirates of the Carribean (all of them), Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, The Picture of Dorian Gray (the 2009 one and Dorain is sexy), (Anything with Johnny Depp in it or is directed by Tim Burton), Interview with the Vampire, & The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (once again Dorian in that movie is sexy lol)

Favorite Bands/artists: Emilie Autumn, Oomph, Lacuna Coil, Breaking Benjamin, Marylin Manson, Evanescence, Demon Hunters, We Are The Fallen, Three Days Grace, Killswitch Engage, Hans Zimmer, Mozart, Guilty Gear theme songs, ect ect.

Fave yaoi couples:

Vampire Knight

KanamexZero

KanamexTakuma

SenrixTakuma

HanabusaxKaname

Vassalord

CharleyxRayflo

Junjou Egoist

NowakixHiroki

Final Fantasy Advent Children

LozxKadajxYazoo

Trinity Blood

RaduxIon

DietrichxIsaak

DietrichxRadu

The Picture of Dorian Gray

DorianxBasil

Kuroshitsuji

AloisxClaude

AloisxCiel

GrellxWilliam

Hellsing:

SchrodingerxCaptain

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Spread The Word, so Less of Us Are Hurt

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
-We are the couple who have the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
-I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
-I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
-I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

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This Love by RuminatedKisses reviews
Dietrich sums up his relationship with Isaak.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Dietrich vL., Isaak F. vK.
Manchild by Rina76 reviews
Out hunting, Connor saves a girl from vamps but 'she' turns out to be a very hot 'he'. With amnesia. Now this very pretty guy has to stay with Connor until his memory comes back. Connor always thought he wasn't into guys. Until now.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Connor - Complete
Irresistible by Rina76 reviews
Yazoo is used to being irresistible. Finding somebody else impossible to resist, like a strange tattooed musician in a noisy bar, is quite unusual for him. Especially when he first thinks the pretty guy is a girl. Yazoo/Miyavi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Yazoo - Complete
The love of a cat and wolf by JaLogoJa reviews
Oh boy, isn't that title creative? I know, I know... Uhhh... yeahhh... The Captain gets himself drunk, gets himself in some trouble, and then gets himself some catboy booty. Arg, that's a pirate word... Just read it...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Schrodinger, Hans G. - Complete
Led Astray by XxBeccixX reviews
Based on the 2009 movie. Basil's recollections of his final evening with Dorian and his feelings towards the boy he painted. Warnings fully explained inside, includes blood, sex, violence and death, this is after all Dorian Gray. M//
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Basil H., Dorian G. - Complete
Hell and Consequences by sphinxofthenile reviews
How did Hugue manage to aquire the blueprints of Silent Noise? This is my version. Part 2 is now up! Pairings for this chapter: Gyula/Hugue, Dietrich solo, mentions of Isaak/Dietrich
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
The Magician's Puppet by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Isaak shows his favorite prodigy the Puppeteer just who really holds the stings, and Dietrich doesn't mind at all.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Illicit Experiments by asomyrcal reviews
Complete: Oneshot - Dietrich experiments on his own, away from the eyes of his teacher, only to find that curiosity killed the cat. Or in this case... It could kill him.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Dietrich vL., Isaak F. vK. - Complete
Cut Your Strings by asomyrcal reviews
Complete: Oneshot - Isaak is only unable to control one thing, but is it control he truly wants?
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Isaak F. vK., Dietrich vL. - Complete
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The Torments Of Love reviews
Takuma and Senri are finally together and are happy in each other's arms. But just because they're in love doesn't mean everyone is happy about it or willing to let the couple live happily ever after.Disclaimer:I don't own Vampire Knight or the characters
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Takuma I., Senri S.
Will You Come To The Picnic, Hirosan? reviews
Just a Nowaki and Hirok one shot. First fanfic upload :D
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete