Name: Katherine but most call me Kat. Or Kate sometimes. Occasionally Katie. Hell, I even respond to Carmen Sandiego so call me anything. For those who are not Whovians, I do not believe you will understand my pen name. My name's not actually Sally Sparrow though I wish it was. If you call me thus, I won't be bothered to correct you however. Sorry, but I'm a lazy ass.

Short Bio: As stated above, my name is Katherine. I am a teenager. Dancing and writing are my ultimate passions. I'm English but live in America, so I spell favourite like so and other words for me are different as well. Please don't judge. If a story can make me laugh, cry, or feel some emotion, I love it. I give real reviews and feedback, not just "good." I also give constructive criticism because I believe that it only helps an author get better. I was diagnosed with panic disorder a little while ago. Therapy and dance classes among with school consume my time, so please forgive me if I don't update constantly. At times I can be very serious and write sad or boring pieces of work. Other times I write crazy shit that I find humorous. Not so sure if everyone else thinks the same. I also have a big mouth that curse words fly out of. If it offends you... I apologize in advance.

Friends on this Site:

ghosthunter013 : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2120352/ghosthunter013 : Mel was my first review (on LHAIGTY). And she also was the first to put me on her favs.

dontcallmeLeeLee : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1848664/dontcallmeLeeLee : Stella was one of my first friends on this site and showed me the ropes.

Rainfeather79: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2080732/ : Ace sent me the absolute sweetest message ever when I didn't even know her. I almost cried when reading it.

Pikana : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1674215/Pikana : Great stories, and I'm in her FF family.

jblc77 : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2072368/jblc77 : I'm helping her on a Twilight story now, and it's been so fun.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (What? It’s true…)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Nicest girl I ever met…)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (No, only wish…)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well, sort of, I guess.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (What the bollocks… What nitwit thinks that cock-up?)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Yes, and it’s the goddamn best cockney accent ever!!! Though bad teeth? Nuh uh. But I prefer coffee over tea and cricket is a yawn.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (WTF?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (IT’S FROM MY DAD’S SIDE.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Not that much…)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (Well, I am….)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Oh bloody hell no!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I would do it, but I have no time)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am in a part of Pottermore beta testing (yes it's all very exciting.) I was sorted to Slytherin, to my surprise. The more I think about it, the more I suppose I am a Slytherin. I can pickpocket easily, a talent I learned from my grandfather. I'm also quite lazy and enjoy getting other people to do things for me. I like planning and plotting. My second favourite colour is green.

Quotes:

Round up the usual suspects. - Casablanca

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

If love conquers all, then hate conquers everyone else. - Friend from history class

And don't look this bitch in the eye. - Clash of the Titans (about Medusa)

Alea iacta est - Caeser (Latin for: the die is cast.)

Seize the day before it seizes you. - My brother

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet - My grandfather

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. - Moulin Rouge

Do you know what I think? I think life is fucking hell. It's shitty, pissy, and just screwed up. But I also think that people can choose to believe that life isn't so bad. And they can put on a smile and say "damn it all, I don't care". Then maybe, just maybe, their life won't completely suck. -My amazing best friend whom I am completely in love with

My Favourite Songs of All Time In No Particular Order:

All The Script songs

Heroes and Thieves- Vanessa Carlton

White Houses- Vanessa Carltom

Iris- Goo Goo Dolls

Dance In The Dark- Lady Gaga

Judas- Lady Gaga

American Pie- Don McClean

Piano Man- Billy Joel

Always A Woman- Billy Joel

The Scientist- Coldplay

Amazing- Janelle

Dark Blue- Jack's Mannequin

Remembering Sunday- All Time Low

Livin' On A Prayer- Bon Jovi

Demolition Lovers- MCR

My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion

Not Alone- Darren Criss

Awful Lot of Running to Do- Chameleon Circuit

The Quotes of Me and My Brother's Cat Fights and Such:

Bro: You should date Edward Cullen!
Me: Uh, why?
Bro: 'Cause you both suck!
Me: Yeah? Well you should date Britney Spears.
Bro: Because?
Me: Because I feel the urge to kill both of you everytime you speak.

Me: 'Oh, Romeo! Romeo! Where for art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name!'
Bro: What the hell Kat?
Me: You git, it's Shakespeare.
Bro: Stop using legal terms.
Me: 'Out damn spot I say!'
Bro: Okay, Shakespeare I can handle. Your insanity however...
Me: ...

Bro: Oh God! Why? WHY??!!
Me: What now?
Bro: I just figured out that my girlfriend has an obesession with Justin Bieber!
Me: Who?
Bro: The singer who sings like a girl but talks like Mickey Mouse?
Me: Oh. Well, why don't you bring up the fact that you are more mature seeing as your voice has dropped and his obviously hasn't?
Bro: But what if she finds immaturity appealing?
Me: Then it would explain what the crap she was thinking when she decided to go out with YOU!

Me: Alec, have you ever looked up at the sky at night, and think about all those millions and billions of stars, how they got there and what are they doing?
Bro: Yeah. They're little balls of burning gases that have been formed through hundreds of years and they have no sole purpose.
Me: It's times like these when I wonder if you do have a heart.
Bro: Dude, I watched Baz Lurman's Romeo and Juliet with you yesterday. You are in HUGE debt to me.

Me: (singing): And in time, and in time, we will all be stars!
Bro: What the hell are you wailing know.
Me: I Sing The Body Electric.
Bro: The Body Electric? Never heard of it.
Me: No Alec, it's called 'I Sing The Body Electric.' It's from Fame.
Bro: Now you're singing Lady Gaga again? I thought we were over that!
Me: ALEC. I AM SINGING A SONG THAT IS CALLED QUOTE I SING THE BODY ELECTRIC END QUOTE. IT IS FROM A MUSICAL THAT IS CALLED FAME. LADY GAGA'S ALBUM IS CALLED THE FAME.
Bro: ... you know, it's scary how you know Gaga's album names.

Bro: (singing BADLY) Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby, baby, no!
Me: SHUT. THE HELL. UP.
Bro: Ooh, a little touchy today, aren't we Katherine?
Me: When you sing that, I have no choice but to be.
Bro: Yo momma!
Me: ... You do realize that when you insult my mother, you're insulting your own?
Bro: Well, yo daddy!
Me: Alec, as much as it pains me to say it, you and I are siblings. We have the same mother, father, grandparents, etc. You see?
Bro: Yo uncle!
Me: ^@)%! bastard!

And if you ever want me to read and of course review a story or just talk, send me a PM. I swear I'll respond as soon as possible. I'm a friendly person really. I also beta-read, so please check out my beta profile as well.