Uh... hi.

Welcome to the profile formerly known as Somebody You May Know (which was a terrible name, hence the reason I changed it). If you understand what line my new name is in reference to, then you are my best friend forever. No if's, and's, or but's.

I primarily write and read Big Time Rush fanfics. Slash, friendship, fluff, angst... I ship basically anything, especially if Logan and/or Kendall are involved. However, Kogan will always be my head ship. Sorry, it's real, ya just gotta deal.

I want James to be my best friend and move in with me (and of course Fox).

I want Carlos to never stop hugging me, and maybe let me become his video buddy.

I want Logan to shut the fuck up and fuck me. And then maybe go become a stripper, or something.

And sweet Jesus I want Kendall to marry me.

So I know I'm basically AWOL most of the time, and I don't mean to be. I'm absolutely shit at updating on time, even when I really do mean to. I'm sorry, guys. I try. I just have so much work to do and... excuses. Sorry if you follow any of my terrible stories. You can feel free to hate me.

Part of the reason I have so much trouble updating: I'm constantly getting new fic ideas, which won't leave me alone. If you want to hear them, hear they are... but don't get your hopes up about me posting them any time soon.

Unnamed Story/ the Leah story: This one actually will happen, once I get around to finishing it. It's mainly plotless, mostly fluff, but it's the story of Leah Mitchell- Logan, Camille, AND Kendall's daughter. Yes, it starts out as a Lomille pregnancy. It does not end Lomille. I think you can guess what happens (cause seriously Kogan vs. Lomille... like you even have to ask who will win).

Certain Things: This is different than anything else I've done. AU. Dark. Dark stuff. Weird. It's mainly about Jo and Logan and their relationship, but don't worry, it's not a romantic one. This... not even sure where I'm going with this. Don't count on it. Definitely rated M, and not in the good way.

Four Big Brothers: This is supposed to be a cute one-shot, about Katie and the guys, but it's turned into a lonnnng one shot so it might have to wait a bit.

Unnamed Depressing Fic: This is another really long one-shot, told from Logan's point of view, and is also very, very depressing. At least, I think so. It's also kind of my baby, which is why I haven't finished it yet. I'm sort of afraid to. And it's not slash, so it won't be popular, and I kind of don't think I could take it being ignored. I've sort of poured my heart into it. Hope someday I'll post it here (and think of a name).

Big Time Family: This was inspired by all those dramatic beach novels out there, about a dysfunctional extended family/group of old friends/old classmates that reunite for a group vacation, only to find lots of angst instead. It's not slash, it's mostly about the boys' families, something that always kind of fascinated me. I've tried my hardest to really make it fit in with the showverse, because I kind of want it to seem like a legit explanation for their backgrounds.

The R.B.'s: Aka, the rehab buddies. A multi-chap (non-slash) AU about the guys, Lucy, Camille, and Jo, and how they met in rehab and ended up helping one another. I'm sure there are others like this out there, but whatever. I actually have the whole thing planned out, I just have to write it. And I have to be in an angsty mood to do so...

The Boys Are Back In Town: Another one of my stories trying to remain as in-showverse as possible. Really, I've always wondered about what exactly the guys left behind in Minnesota; not just their families, but also their friends, their old classmates. What do they think now that BTR is famous? Basically this is just my interpretation. Sort of serious. Not yet finished.

Latie Story: I feel really horrible for writing a story about Logan and Katie, because Logan is supposed to be her big brother, dammit! But I had a dream about this and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since. It may never be finished, just because I feel like I'm defiling something by writing it.

What You Need: A horrifyingly angsty, heartbreaking Cargan story I thought of this morning when I was tired and delirious. It actually made me cry when I thought of it, but maybe that's just me. I don't know if I have the balls to write it. I may break my own heart.

Kendall Knight and the Olympians: Yes, okay, this is a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It's also very Kogan-y, which I suppose is good. I really want to write this, and I've already started it, but I have some major, major plot holes I need to work out. So again... might take a while.

Druggie Kogan Story: The title (work in progress) says it all. Angsty, a one-shot. Actually one of my first Kogan ideas. Problem is, I need more research to write it first.

The Traveler: Supernatural Kogan, which is all I'm gonna say. Logan-centric, but most of my stuff is. Probably only a two or three shot, unless people want more... Still working on it. Actually, I'm halfway done :)

Not Enough: An angsty Kogan fic... Jesus, I write a lot of those. Actually, it's more about Logan and Camille. But still.

I also have numerous other ideas that need more thought put into them. Some may go somewhere, others may not. They're all basically Kogan, Lomille, or both, but there are a couple Jagan/Kenlos ones in the mix, and some Jatie. Oh, and Lugan (or Locy? Idk, Logan and Lucy).

Who else would think it would be AMAZING to see the BTR characters in Firefly?!?!?! I'm totally serious. Doubt I'll ever write it myself, but...

Kendall would be the perfect Mal.

Lucy would be amazing as Zoe.

Carlos would be great (but a little sillier) as Wash.

Jo would be great as Inaura.

Camille would be an adorable Kaylee.

James would make a great Jayne (though a little less of a betraying jackass).

AND OH MY LORD IS LOGAN PERFECT AS SIMON.

And Katie would make a great River. Even if that meant she was actually Logan's little sister.

The Shepard would be... the Shepard because Gustavo's too mean to be him, lol.

BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYZ SOMEONE SHOULD DO THIS I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRR IF YOU DID.

IF ANYONE HAS DONE IT, TELL ME PRONTO.