After Axton sleeps with Patrica, Moxxi finds out, so she sleeps with him to get back at Jack, but he tells everyone. Now Axton must dodge jealous girls and fight would be assassins, All while trying to defeat Handsome Jack. AxtonXEveryone. Under Rewrite as of June 2017

A collection of mature oneshots for the Borderlands series, rated M for a reason, read at your own risk

"I'm not sleeping with you, Riddle," she blurted, watching him as he approached a comfy looking chair and sank on it. "I never asked you to," he said blankly. "Then what do you want?" At that, he smirked, and his legs spread a little wider, he motioned with his hands to himself, an evil smile ghosting across his lips, "A lap dance, darling." Tom/Hermione. Adult and dark themes.

Moxxi hasn't had a female lover for a long time, but she's taken quite in interest in Lilith, who has been frequenting her Underdrome. She catches her after a match and offers her a "special reward", which Lilith gladly accepts. (Yuri/femmeslash. Moxxi X Lilith. BDSM is involved, but it's not too extreme. Told mainly from Moxxi's point of view. One-shot.)