Hi, I'm Seb. I'm a history fag and a music nerd. My friends say I have resting bitch face, and everyday is bad hair day. I am half arabic (my mom's side) but I didn't inherit any of the cool parts of being arabic. I don't have olive skin, intense drark eyes and a strong chiseled jaw, but I am hairy as fuck. Ah well, at least I don't have to worry about the TSA.

Name: Sebastian

Allignment: Chaotic neutral

Political standing: Alt right

Heroes: Diogenes of Sinope, Winston Churchill, George Carlin.

Favorite anime: Excel Saga, Nichijou, Toradora, Azumanga Daioh, Girls Und Panzer. I(Mako is my waifu)

Favorite video games: Skyrim, GTA 5, Oblivion, New Vegas, Minecraft, World of Tanks, Destiny, Assassins Creed: Black Flag and Syndicate.

Favorite books: 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, The Dunwich Horror, World War Z, The Short-timers, All Quiet On The Western Front.

Favorite movies: Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, The Hurt Locker, Kill Bill.

Favorite bands: Kreator, Sodom, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Sabaton.

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face- Diogenes

My OCs

pavel 'Crane' Morozov (Girls Und Panzer)

Deranged Red Army soldier.

sex: male

Race: White

Age: 20

Team: Pravda

Allignment: Lawful neutral

Appearance: Tall, slightly muscular and pale with Messy light blonde hair, one blue and one green eye, wears a red turtleneck along with an olive-drab snow bib and jacket and a red beret.

Personality: Very impulsive, cantankerous and sarcastic, known to crack jokes at inappropriate times, lacks a social filter.

Weapons: Hatchets, Degtyaryov, T-34

Likes: Klara and Nonna.

Hates: Koromorimine

Loves: Katyusha

Theme song: M16 by Sodom

Notes: Heavily based off of the character Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket.

John 'Half Stroke' Rorke (Girls Und Panzer)

Shameless self insert

Sex: Male

Race: White

Age: 20

Team: Saunders/Oarai joint strike force

Alignment: Lawful good

Appearance: Disheveled with messy brown hair and a goatee, average size. Wears combat fatigues with a red scarf and a M1 helmet with a joker in the band.

Personality: Very deadpan and sarcastic. Likes to say strange, gross or even fucked up things to deter unwanted conversation. Revels in the fact that he makes others uncomfortable. Has some slight edgelord tendencies.

Weapons: scoped M-1 Garand, M4A3E8 Sherman

Likes: Erwin, Kay, Alyssa and Yukari

Hates: everyone else

Loves: Mako

Theme song: Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse

Notes: Essentially a self insert, Got his name, Half Stroke because he was caugjt spanking the monkey while on guard duty.

Ka'rajj the cynic (Skyrim)

Brilliant but lazy and insufferable Khajiit Dark Brotherhood mage.

Sex: Male

Race: Khajiit

Age: 23

Team: Dark Brotherhood

Alignment: Chaotic evil

Appearance: Medium height with black fur, red eyes, a ponytail and a goatee, wears Dark Brotherhood mage robes.

Personality: An impulsive, racist, solipsistic, egotistical sociopath who would gladly slaughter an entire village for money if he weren't so lazy.

Weapons: conguration magic.

Likes: Money, skooma, alcohol and shiny things.

Hates: argonians and stormcloaks.

Loves: Himself

Theme song: Born To Be Epic by Equilibrium

Notes: Based off of my cat, Winston.

Davon Fett

Old republic era Mandalorian rogue sith assassin

Sex: Male

Race Mandalorian

Age 36

Team: Rogue sith

Alignment: Chaotic good

Appearance: tall and pale with yellow eyes, black, slicked hair and a goatee. Wears simple black sith rones and a black mask with a glowing red T visor. His casual wear consists of black slacks and a turtleneck.

Personality: Generally quiet and awkward perhaps even dorky, prefers neither the Republic nor the Sith, but instead patrols the slums of Nar Shaddaa using the power of the dark side to protect the innocent instead of further his own power.

Weapons: Dual lightsabers, one red, one purple.

Likes: poetry, reading and pazzaak

Hates: Jedi, Sith and the Exchange.

Loves: None

Theme song: Essence Of Silence by Epica

Notes: Pazzaak is basically Poker in the star wars universe and the Exchange is like the mafia.

Now git!