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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello people of the world :) I'm just here because people recommended this site and I wanted to keep track of the stories I'm reading. So, nice to meet you, I might publish some stuff on here, though it'll probably be bad. Aaaaannnnnddddddd...yeah. Oh right, I might want to warn you that I am horrible at updating regularly. At best, I'll do it once every three months. Sorry...

(Credit goes to akatsuki-espada10 for this list)

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, paste this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all, copy and paste this.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality, copy and paste this.

f you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you are overly-obsessed with Anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Alex274, TheEmoChick, PsyMama17, SakuraLover80548, 12-SmileyRose, InnocentBlossom, Dreams-Wishes-Hopes, akatsuki-espada10RandomPerson303

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. *

You love jeans.*

Dogs are better than cats.*

It's hilarious when people get hurt. *

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. *

Sad movies suck. *

You own/owned an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.*

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.*

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. *

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. *

You love to go crazy and don't care what people think. *

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.*

You sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. *

you were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies. *

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 2

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Hail Friendship! by Darkpetal16 reviews
The cycle of rebirth is a heavy burden for one soul to bear, but perhaps one does not need to carry it alone. Self-Insert OC SI/OC
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,202 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouto T., OC
Like Smoke Into the Sand by artlessICTOAN reviews
He'd spent his whole life on the streets, scavenging in trash for leftovers, stealing what few possessions he owned, but out here there were no dumps to sift through, no merchants to steal from, no alleys to hide in, only an endless sea of sand and scorching midday sun… However it is in this strange, hostile environment that he might find a home. AU, slice of life with some plot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,444 - Follows: 14,356 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,133 - Follows: 19,435 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,267 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,162 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
It's the Great Spirit Sleigh, Hiccup Haddock by guardianofscrewingup reviews
After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,639 - Follows: 15,161 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,511 - Follows: 3,197 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,894 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
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Earth To Tailed Beasts reviews
Tailed Beasts have appeared on Earth. I repeat, Tailed...bloody...Beasts, have appeared on Earth. To hell with this! Oh no. Oh, for the love or hate of the world as it is now, no. Satan forbid that one of them lands in Australia!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Bijū/Tailed Beasts
Nothing
All I knew was the wall behind me, hands in mine and poison in my mouth ... I knew everything. I knew every unwritten rule, every crack in a life, every broken promise, every flicker of death ... I never bothered to know anything. Why intertwine yourself in world that would all end up in oblivion?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016