Previously mxcrunnergirl116* I thought my pen name was childish so I decided to change it, after all I did make this account in seventh grade, so I randomly thought of my new pen name, and I don't know how or what it means, I picked something random:P

Name: Amanda

Age:14

Birthday: February 3rd

Country: USA

Favorite Colors: Black, Blue, Green, and Red

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride; The Book Theif, and whole lot more that I don't care to think of.

Favorite TV Shows: NCIS; Project Runway; Teen Mom, Made, few more shows on MTV and i think that's it, I don't watch a lot of TV

Hobbies: writing(duh) reading, playing guitar, singing, listening to music, hanging with friends,drawing, and I am a Christian Catholic and proud of it.

Best friends that have a fanfiction: ellomuffin97, liveitnow.liveitnever :P Love y'all haha And Gwen, you know who you are if you're reading this, you could be on here too, if only you would tell me your pen name...hahaha

I can't stand people who judge other people becuase everyone is different and we all have the odd things we do. I also hate stereo-types, just because I love the color black doesn't make me emo, or goth, not that I have anything against people who are( look to above rant) it just gets really annoying. Also, I will stand up for people who I love, and for the people who don't have enough guts to stand up for themselves. I am a Christian and proud of it, I also believe I don't need a guy to make my world complete, yeah it would be nice to find my other perfect half, but i don't need to right now. I'm willing to be friends with many people they just don't like who I am and how blunt I am, or it might be my charming sarcasm haha. Dude, I'm taling a lot, so I'll shut up now.

Some of my favorite quotes

1.) Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.

2.) Yes, I'm aware my friends are the weirdest people on earth, that's why i love them.

3.) I'm not distracted e- ooh shiny

4.)When life hands you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

5.) Never forget, I am one of the few people in this world who can kill you and leave no forensic evidence.

6.) I know how to kill you at the least 18 different ways with any office item.

7.) What da hell?

8.) did you know 'i told you so', has a brother? his name is shut the hell up

9.) i vill now destroy deh snickers barz- gazzy from stwaoes

10.) You know, i used to be normal until i met these people,

who are losers, that are totally weird, that i just so happen to call my best friends;P

Bella: edward, that's a cow

Edward: no, bella that's a dinosaur. of course it's a cow!

Bella: you don't expect me to kill it do you?

Edward: no i want you to throw a stick at it to see if it falls over or brings it back!

Bella: you feeling sarcastic today?

Edward: just a bit

Boy: what's your biggest wish?

Girl: to kiss in the rain, you?

Boy: to be the one kissing you

Me: cue the awwww moment:P

My Mottos

I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look to good either

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon

Silence is golden, but ductape is silver. and sold in a variety of colors at your local walmart store

I'm the queen of the dark side, only I get cookies, I lie to bring people over to my side;D

A woman should be so involved with God that a man should have to get through God to capture her heart

I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as me

Random funny things between my friends and I

ME: (walking around outside the school after track practice, there is a random guy standing talking to someone in the car)

Random guy: Hey baby

Me: Scoff at the guy and walk by

Random guy: Don't give me that look get back here!

Me: look back and smirk and keep walking

Next day at school: My friend Jerika comes up to me and says "that random guy" is my step brother. We almost died laughing

My Friends were talking about the Ninja Turtles

My sister: But the Ninja Turtles are frogs

My Friends: ...?

Sister: Ohhh haha I guess they are turtles

Other websites I hang out:

Max-Dan-Wiz

Youtube: I have an account which is stupid, but it's called IxSUCKxATxUSERNAMESx and I don't really have very many videos on there haha.

FictionPress: Dark.Twisted.Angel

and some other places but i need to remember them haha

Fave Max Ride Quotes:(if they aren't correct oh well im not looking them up in the books that is way too much work lolz)

Fang; Jeez Max you way a freaking ton, what have you been eating, rocks?

Max; Why, is your head missing some? ~Fang and Max stwaoes(i think)

Max: I love you fang, I looovvee you thisss mucch

Fang: Oh jeez ~ Max and Fang stwaoes

Gazzy: I vill now destroy de snickerz bahz

Annoying Things to do on an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "You one of THEM" and back away slowly.

7. Say "Ding" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on".

11. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers "This is my personal space".

13. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

15. Ask if you can push the button for the other people, then push the wrong ones.

16. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?".

17. Drop a pen and whine until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream "That's mine!"

18. Pretend that you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

19. Swat at flies that don't exist.

20. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

This Story is From Broken and Bloody Wings

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

now to answer a few rib tickling questions:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Hmm why yes, yes i do. If he were real(gasp i cried when i found out he wasn't, jkjk lol) i would date him, not cuz he's with the flock, or has wings, if he didn't have any of that and was just normal and i knew him, he would be my best friend or boyfriend i think

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

wait, you mean the first time or the second? Almost for the first, yes for the second. now before you get all mad at me here is why:

all he wanted was to be normal and be accepted by his father and max, he had a horrible life. i personally love ari hes one of my favorite characters he has a lot of depth

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

are-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you hear the name Mr. Chu?

oh yes definatly, i always think of him looking like something that would come out of my nose hehe

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage.

i almost died, its so like him though, i totally expected it, he is such a drama queen

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the Faxness in MAX?

i don't squeal but yeah i was pretty pumped

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the Flock split up.

more like threw at the wall ran downstairs screaming, have my family wonder why they haven't put me in a straight jacket yet, and get yelled at for almost ruining a library book

9. Who is your favorite character?

hmm, this is hard its a tie between iggy, fang, max, and ari

10. Do you like Jeb?

no, he needs to decide what side he is on. he is two faced i hate two faced people they need to get over themselves or die

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

yes and i was really like, how cliche is this going to get?

12. Do you think MAX was better than TFW?

by far, tfw sucked really badly

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get a little fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

umm yeah, i hated it, they really need to straighten up, especially angel, during FANG i was basically chanting die angel die!

14. which book is your all time favorite?

Saving the world and other extreme sports

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be.

i know this but i can't remember let me get back to ya

16. Have you ever imagined the Flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod.

yes, yes i have

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

someone that i dont expect, so not jeb

18. Do you think one or more members of the Flock should learn to play an instument?

yeah that would be cool

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

everything, he is trying to drag out the plot, and it was written horribly and there was no point to it. at all. uggh. horrible.

20. Miggy or Fax?

Hmm interesting, fax definatley i knew from the beggining they would get together(these books are so freaking predictable) but i think Miggy could be cool but wouldnt last max and fang belong to each other

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Spotlight(twilight mix)

Waking Up: My Nemesis-phineas and ferb

First Day At School: Billy's got his beer goggles on(hmm intersting)-neal mckoy

Falling In Love: BEd of Roses-bon jovi

Fight Song: Perry the Platypus(no joke)

Breaking Up: Even if i wanted to-gloriana (check it out, its seriously about breaking up, hmm)

Prom night: Already gone- sugarland

Life: breathe- taylor swift and colbie callait

Mental Breakdown: crush-david archuleta

Driving: Wild at heart-gloriana

Flashback: Low- flo rida

Getting back together: Womanizer-britney spears(...?)

Wedding: Stay Beautiful-taylor swift

Birth of Child: All Summer Long- Kid Rock

Final Battle: 100 years- Five for fighting

Funeral Song: Paper Gangsta- lady gaga (...no comment)

Final Credits: Skinny Dippin- Whitney Duncan (hahaha)

The movie of my life would be epicly awesome

Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Max

2. Fang

3. Iggy

4. Nudge

5. Gazzy

6. Angel

7. Ari

8. Jeb

9. Dylan

10. Ella

11. Dr. M

12. Total

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Angel and Dr. M? ewww i think not

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

no that would be weird

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

haha! if total got jeb pregnant? oh i would die laughing, you got something to tell us jeb?

4)Do you recall any faces about Nine?

uggh i wish i didn't

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

heck no! growdie

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gazzy and Dylan or Gazzy and Ella, definatley Ella

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Ari walked in on Fang and Total, I imagine the world would end becuase Max would get very mad. I guess all the guys have a thing for dogs, first jeb now fang?

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Iggy gets hurt and has to stay at Dr. M's but the flock is needed elsewhere, along with Dr. M. So Ella has to stay home with Iggy, what will happen, could love blossom?

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO NO NO AND NO! THAT WOULD BE WRONG! HE IS HER FREAKIN FATHER! UGGHH!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fix.

Total is badly hurt and going to die... Ari says "Give me a bucket of water and minute, you'll be out of your misery"

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

none becuase that would never happen

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

no

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

umm, ella might scream IGGY!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

F* you by lily allen

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

total will get jealous

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

you know what, i have no idea.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

my daughters boyfriend is dating her dad. gross and awkward

20) How emo is Seven?

pretty emo but he has a right to be

Repost this and bold all the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes...are the most stupid things...they suck...alot.

Really Random...

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My sister: I pressed control + N instead of control + B

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

Drank: Tea

Ate: really gross brownies

3. What was the last thing you thought?

My sister's brownies suck

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

nothing

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

My sister: hola

Me: hey

My sister: starts singing, leave me alone!

Me: fine douche

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

gave

7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?

Max duh! i would have the sexiest man on earth as my boyfriend/slave who i would make take over Canada to rename it Canadia and he would be my king with no political power except to make me look good...heh... yes i did get that from my above post ;)

8. Type your name with your elbow.

qajkqajnedaq(amanda bahaha;D)

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

blue and white ceramic horse

10. Where are you?

my house, god you guys are nosy

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

My computer duhh..

12. What's your personality like?

blunt and not afraid to kick your butt here into next month

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

a bush

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do first?

take over the direction of the Maximum Ride movie so that stupid brat doesnt screw it up completely

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

saestsvxzuhcuuk for some reason it reminds me of the sea, don't ask why cuz i have no clue.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

turquiose

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Presley

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping, what else?

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

on fanfiction

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

payday

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

nope

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

yeahh

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

birthday cake

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

tea

10, Do you like your wallet?

yeshh it has money in it:P

11, What was the last thing you ate?

gross brownies

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

nope i wish

13, The last sporting event you watched?

cross country meet

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

don't like popcorn

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

my bestie

16, Ever go camping?

nope

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

nahh

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

yep

19, Do you have a tan?

nahh

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

noo i hate chinese food

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

nope

22, What did your last text message say?

idk

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

church

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my kitchen

26, What color is your watch?

dont have one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

steve irwin

28, What is your birthstone?

amethyst

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

drive thru

30, What is your favorite number?

69;P

31Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my bestie

32, Any plans today?

nahh it's night time

33, How many states have you lived in?

2

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

you asking these questions

35, Last song listened to?

Hello Goodbye- the beatles

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

nope

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

nah i have a mom for that

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

vans, they're sexy..be jealous

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

nahh but people are jealous of my vans;)

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

duhh lol

41, Do you love anyone?

yes but not in the soulmate way, unless you count fictional characters and movie stars...

42, Do any of your friends have children?

yea cuz im friends wit some adults

43, What do you usually do during the day?

whatever i feel like doin that day

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

no im not that immature, i just loathe some people

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

nah i say hey

46, What color is your car?

maroon, gross

47, Do you like cats?

no

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

yep

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

nah i like cedar point

50, How did you get your worst scar?

falling down concrete steps.. broke the side of my foot, i wanna se you try that, im just amazing enough to do that. jkjk i dont have my head shoved that far up my ass haha ;P

dude my profile is loooonggg:P

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

dont have myspace

2. What is your favorite possession?

my guitar

3. Do you own a gun?

nah

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

are you gay cuz you broke up with me then led my gorgeous friend on, plus your pants are wayyyy too tight dude you aint havin kids

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

yep cuz i hate goin

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

let it snow let it snow let is snow, you know the name of it is retarted tho

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

caramel frappes

9. Can you do a push up?

sure

10. Is your bathroom clean?

eh kind of

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

dont have one, i have the most random amazing jewelry

12. Do you take painkillers?

not unless i absolutely have to

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

my boobs haha

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

nope

15. What's your name?

Amanda

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

1.) anyone reading this probably thinks im conceded even though im not i just act like it sometimes haha

2.) this guy in my show choir is freaking sexy

3.) a guy i want to date is pretty sexy;D

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

1.) music

2.) piano stand

3.) piano

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

tea (arizona rocks)

water

kool-aid

19. Current worry?

i'm not going to get into honors geometry freshman year (btw just to let y'all know...I MADE IT!! I'm so freaking excited you have no idea;DD)

20. Current hate?

you

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

with my friends, anywhere with instruments, running

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

went out with family

23. Where would you like to go?

hawaii

24. Do you own slippers?

nope just fuzzy socks:)

25. What shirt are you wearing?

my model united nations shirt

26. Favorite color(s)?

black, blue, red, silver

27.Are you a happy person?

depends on my mood

28. Do you sing in the shower?

yes...

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

vampires

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

minnie mouse:)

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

separated the growth plate in my hip and fractured it

32. Who is your loudest friend?

presley

33. Who is your most silent friend?

dont have one

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

ugh yes

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

nah i wish on airplanes

36. What is your favorite candy?

twizzlers

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

idk

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

we r who we r by kesha haha

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

writing for fanfiction

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

fooooooddddd