EmbryTheInsane
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Joined 01-05-10, id: 2206056, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Harry Potter.

Name: Embry, EmbrytheInsane, or Hey You!

Gender: I'm not sure but judging by the two lumps on my chest I think it's safe to say I'm a girl so yeah...

Age: Why do you need to know? Are you a Stalker? Well? Are you?

I'm like Gothic clothing, though I'm not goth at ALL nor am I a 'poser', and insane by heredity (if you met my parents you would understand) and love sugar. A HECK OF A LOT!!

I Like/love: ramen, chocolate, fanfiction, wolves, Anime and Manga, and my buddies

I Dislike: creepy ass psychos, bugs, and bigots

I read anything I can get my hands on

Facts About Me or Things You Should Know:

I cannot cook- at all. I mean sure, I can cook instant ramen, salad, toast (usually), and most things that don't require much heat. I have:
-set a toaster waffle on fire
-broken my friend's (KreeKree/Blaze's) sink
-incinerated a pizza
-shorted out the microwave
-blew up tea in the microwave (it was only on for a minute! No metal either)
-congealed instant dinners (they're still edible so I just scrape off the congealed part and eat them anyways)
-poisoned myself three times
Yeah... Keep me away from the kitchen.

I'm Tokophobic. It's the fear of childbirth. I'm also afraid of chihuahuas.

I like collecting quotes but not putting them up because they can make a profile ridiculously long

I am a Christian (Catholic) but I will not shove my beliefs down anyone's throat regardless of religious belief or act invidious toward homosexual or bisexual peoples

I have ADD (or ADHD, not totally sure). And no, I was not misdiagnosed. I have meds and regular appointments. Contrary to some beliefs, I does not make me stupid.

Do not insult my friends or my family just to be vindictive as I will retaliate in a most unpleasant manner

I have a morbid sense of humor.

I hate physically hurting people but I will do so if I get freaked out. I usually can't stop myself because it's like having an out of body experience or being on auto pilot.

I like big dogs and cats, but I only have a cat. His name is Lenny. He says hi. Er... Meow?

Yeah. That's all you people need to know...

Okay! So I know I'm not the best writer, but I do OK, I think. Usually I write with a friend

When I write stories, I will update them when I can. I want to get into a good university and become a psychologist (only thing I'm really good at) but I will do my best.

-Thanks!

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To Fight and Protect by cywsaphyre reviews
The War was over, but Ichigo's subsequent exile starts a rebellion under the rule of Central 46. Two years later, Aizen escapes, sparking off a chain of events that thrusts Ichigo straight back into the world he had left behind. AU. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,144 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ichigo K.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,444 - Follows: 14,356 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,605 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,639 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 7,752 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
A Lone Bird by Ricta reviews
Dick Grayson wasn't adopted by Bruce after the death of his parents. 3 years later who's this new face in Gotham? More importantly, will this strange person become the biggest mystery the Bat has ever encountered? Set during season 1
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,739 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
Make It or Break It by Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Partisanship by GoesKaboom reviews
Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,952 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
There Will Be Time by AkitaFallow reviews
There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 409 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Art of the Reasoner by Tellytubby101 reviews
A world in which Sherlock is an artist, not a detective. Though that doesn't mean he can't help solve crimes. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Reset by Phlogizein reviews
Naruto's seal has weakened and he can no longer fully contain the fox. Rather than let it loose, he instead chooses to end his own life, and as a gift, a mysterious stranger offers him a one-time opportunity to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,960 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Working Around the Crazy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Lucifer needs another meat suit. Michael has more important things to do.
Crossover - Supernatural & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lucifer, Michael W. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take a Long Line by Derry reviews
Winchester isn't stupid. Dangerous, unpredictable and often reckless. But definitely not stupid. So there has to be a good reason that, knowing full well that he's on the FBI's radar, Dean Winchester brazenly walked into a Federal Building.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Don E., Dean W. - Complete
Writ in Burnished Rows of Steel by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The Alliance had never destroyed the formula for the Pax.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Mal - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 1,197 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Butterflies and Hurricanes reviews
Self inserts. The bane of fanfiction. And I'm ACTUALLY trying it. I wasn't happy. But I was here. I did the impossible and now Embry Abdul is stuck in the world of Harry Potter. No powers. No clue. Just a knowledge of the series and fanfiction. So what do I do? Apply for the Muggle Studies position at Hogwarts. It's a simple change. But butterflies have caused hurricanes for less.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012
Perspective reviews
Sometimes Ran couldn't help but wonder about the similarities between Edogawa Conan and Kudo Shinichi.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Ran M. - Complete