Post S4. It's been six months since Lucifer left. Trixie is now twelve, and has decided that Hell and Heaven are nothing more than the adult versions of Santa and the Easter Bunny-a way to make adults behave. However, when a boy who has a crush on her asks her to the movies, Trixie decides to pray that Chloe says she can go-and she prays for Lucifer's return, as well.

Harry Potter. Sherlock Holmes. The resemblance was superficial, but genetics do not lie. And if anybody was going to give Sherlock Holmes a son and then hide it away, give it the name of her estranged husband, it -would- have been Lily Evans Potter.

Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!

After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.

The longer she could hold onto this feeling - of adventure, of distance, of hope - the better.

Percy Jackson is gone. Ever since he enrolled in the S.H.I.E.L.D Academy 4 years ago he's been Peter Johnson. But when he's reassigned to a new squad, with a whole different set of rules. It was only a matter of time before a video surfaces of him using his powers; causing some interest from high places. Now he's on the run, Only hoping he's fast enough to out run them.

He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Exiled by the gods, Percy is left to roam the world listlessly, dodging SHIELD and HYDRA alike as he is tugged between two worlds. And now, something terrible and nameless is wakening within him. A fathomless force of lost power is clawing to the surface, burning away who we once knew as Percy Jackson. The gods have made a grave mistake. ( DISCONTINUED. SEE LAST UPDATE)

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Post-Avengers. As Thor and Loki were ready to depart for Asgard, the Tesseract becomes unstable and opens a portal. Another Loki emerges claiming his name is "Tom". Chaos ensues as they meet their counterparts one by one. RE-POSTED.

After the wizarding war, Harry was left broken. Mycroft Holmes finds him in the gutter and recognised him for his genius. In exchange for his services as a consulting detective, Harry receives a new identity as Sherlock Holmes. Years later, Sherlock Holmes finds himself, Scotland Yard and the aurors investigating the murder of a witch... Will he be recognised? Harry!genius HG/RW

A trap during the Horcrux hunt sends Harry into a dimension where war has raged for 28 years. Harry must not only protect himself from Voldemort, but also from a rising new Dark Lord, the evil Ministry, a war-hardened Dumbledore... and himself. Will he find his way back home to finish his own war? COMPLETE.

A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.

Anakin defeats Palpatine and doesn't turn to the Dark Side, but his son Luke is kidnapped. Years later, a thirteen year-old Luke Skywalker is separated from his Sith master and subsequently runs into his Jedi father. His family is ecstatic to have him back, but he holds many secrets of his life growing up under the influence of the Dark Side.

A drugged Sherlock enlists the help of his dearest brother.

Sherlock discovers fanfiction. John is at fault. Will Baker Street fall? A series of drabbles.

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

When Scotland Yard is stumped by the murder of Amelia Bones Sherlock Holmes investigates the seemingly impossible locked room mystery. His conclusion? "They teleported." Seven months later they bump into a trio of teens in a London cafe and John Watson discovers that his friend was perfectly serious. They are now in the thick of the strangest case of the great detective's career.

What will happen when Amy, Rory, River, Jack, Martha, Mickey, Rose, and The Metacrisis Doctor (AKA John Smith) are all teleported into a room with nothing but a TV, a couple of couches, and a bowl of popcorn? Watch The Day of the Doctor, of course! (John/Rose) COMPLETE

Lestrade's still here because he's good at his job. Every little added wrinkle of worry, or line of a frown, means something. But damn it all to hell. He never thought, not for a moment, that they would ever mean that Sherlock Holmes was dead. [drabble for the S2 finale]

Only an idiot would believe that Sherlock Holmes was a fraud.

Kilgrave doesn't remember. Jessica doesn't know what to do. The Doctor is afraid of what the future holds. (TWs in the first AN)

Molly goes on holiday in New York and runs into a man with a very familiar face.

Part 3 of the Keepers and Guardians series. The third prophecy, the Lost Prophecy, one never known and yet it still came to pass.

Part 2 of the Keepers and Guardians series. A Prophecy was banned by those afraid and yet they held in their ranks the one whom the prophecy spoke of.

Greg cut her off. "You're just a kid. How old are you, twenty? And how did you get in here?" He could say for certain he has never seen anyone infiltrate a crime scene before, and definitely not by someone on drugs. "I'm twenty-one and three months, and if you can't figure out how I got in, you're an idiot."

Death's on holiday so Harry has to take his place and answer the summons that he gets, even if he is in the middle of a time sensitive prank. MoD!Harry Oneshot

After the defeat of Thanos, one soldier takes their pay of three Infinity Stones: Dimension, Space, and Time stones, to restart life in another dimension.

Harry defeated Voldermort. But a 'Blessing' from Hogwarts and Magic he gets for his good deeds is not what he expected. Trapped in a female body with every wizard around trying to court her, she flees to Muggle London for peace and quiet. Good news? She gets away from the Wizarding world. Bad news? She moved into flat 221C.. Fem!Harry Bamf!Weasleys (Chapter 2, fixed!)

Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.

There came a point in every Gryffindor student's life where they stopped and wondered, "Why is there a Slytherin at our table?" Sherlock Holmes just liked to confuse people. Of course, it became easier to confuse people when a trouble magnet like Harry James Potter started attending school. Things just got a lot more interesting for Sherlock. Oh, and John, too.

John and Sherlock are reincarnated soul mates, but only John knows and remembers their past lives together

HLV. Sherlock returns to Baker Street from the drugs den and the lab at Bart's. So what is Mycroft doing sitting on the stairs like Christopher Robin waiting for him? And why?

There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.

Lily and James are alive, and return with their other children years after the battle of Hogwarts. Sadly, a broken Harry left the Wizarding world years before... After trying every magical route to find him, they go to new Scotland yard... and find much more then they expected. Past Harry/ginny. Current Sherlock/Molly. John/Mary (Chap 2 spell checked.)

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

After the return, pre-So3, Sherlock is not talking to John- not even in his Mind Palace. The reasons why may surprise you. A continuation of the "Talking" Series, with each chapter standing alone, and not necessarily in chronological order.

"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.

In which the Doctor has some trouble landing and finds himself in a strange room full of robed teenagers, and one grumpy professor. Not that the 11th minds, of course. :: One-shot (Two-shot?) Fluff piece (I think?) ::

"Why do you ask?" Lestrade asked warily. "He – he was wearing earbuds." John justified. Privately, though, now knowing who the boy was, he wondered if the rumors about Sherlock Holmes' sanity were true. (Rated T for paranoia)

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Peter Parker needs a dad not a Daddy (5 times the team thought Tony was Peter's sugar daddy and one time they realized he wasn't.)

Lestrade may have only "known" Sherlock for five years when the serial suicide murders started (Study in Pink), but he met him for the first time years before, when Sherlock was only sixteen. This is the story of their journey, both before, during and after. NEW story: A Pocketful of Rye

Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.

Don't count on regular updates. Mortals meeting/watching our favorite characters.

A being born from the Five Rivers of the Underworld, stronger than most gods, Feared by many. Always hiding, always there. An immortal being that carries out the will of the Rivers. Stronger than a First-Born of a god. Much stronger. He is made of the Essence of the rivers. But he was not always like this. He was once a demigod, the most powerful demigod. Perzoe!

The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus

Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are both starting their first year in Hogwarts, and a chance meeting aboard the Hogwarts Express forever changes the wizarding world in the most curious fashion.

"So, is this it?" Amy asks. "Is this what Timelords pray to?" The Doctor glances at the ceiling, then at the TARDIS blue door that holds a remnant of his heart. "No." The Doctor says. "Only the one." The door reads 'The Doctor & Rose Tyler'. [Oneshot. DoctorRose.]

Before Watson, there was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-John, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise. Rated T for language, graphic injuries, drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter. NOW COMPLETE!

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Just a bunch of one-shots on different people meeting Percabeth! I love these stories! I recommend reading it! Please!

Nearly thirty years before Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts, there was another trio that was always there when something happened: Sherlock Holmes, Molly Hooper, and John Watson. Extremely slow build Sherlolly.

Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...

"Tell me about a time where you stood up for yourself," the Target interviewer asks. Percy mulls over that for a bit, scratching his chin with thinly veiled amusement. Would stabbing the god of war in the foot count? Probably not, but man, if he could get away with putting that down on a resume, that'd be amazing. / Why Percy Jackson can't get a summer job.

Daredevil makes it onto TV in one of his less death-defying moments - relatively speaking - and Foggy decides that this, at least, is an acceptable part of superhero-ing.

Annabeth moves to New York to live with her aunt and cousins and is happy to be closer to camp and Percy, but what happens when Annabeth finds out that her cousin has a crush on the famous green-eyed hero? Percabeth, Jasper

In which Sherlock struggles not to let his other addictions get the best of him, and John misjudges a cold. (Warning: self harm fic)

Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.

A series of one-shots about what normally goes on in Avengers Tower while Percy is there. Lots of family times, humor, and some action! Set in The Art of Finding Yourself verse.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Percy Jackson is said to have died closing the Doors of Death. Everyone is devastated. After 20 years, the original creator of the universe, who also turned out to be a faceless psycho, wanted to wipe out everything on Earth in order to rebuild it from scratch. Of course, someone has to stop that. But how do you even stop someone faceless? Disclaimer: I own nothing.

History has a way of repeating itself. As Erebus, he had been the villain; as Thanatos, he was Death's charismatic right-hand; and as Percy, he was the lauded hero... until the gods threw him into Tartarus. When Gaea ascends in power, the Olympians desperately seek help in the form of an unknown entity—one that knows them better than they know themselves. Primordial-Percy. P/R, AU.

Sherlock was 6 years old the first time he met his father. It was midnight and a strange man had waved him down to the garden. And what do you know this man turned out to be Loki, the God of Mischief himself. Now 22 years later Sherlock needs his father's help unfortunately Loki is imprisoned in SHIELD. Will Galaga be involved? Will Sherlock be so annoying he gets himself arrested?

One day, Greg Lestade, newly promoted Detective Inspector of Scotland Yard, is sure of that, Sherlock Holmes, brilliant, a former drug addict and always going off on his own, will get himself killed. When he is faced with a criminal pressing a gun to Sherlock's temple and Sherlock teasing the man into pulling the trigger, Lestrade's fears seem to have come true./Pre ASiP.

In which this presumptuous author shamelessly rewrites ACD's "The Adventure of the Dying Detective" by inserting her own AU character, Mary Watson, into an integral role. What will Mary do when Mrs. Hudson pleads for her help with the desperately ill Sherlock? Major spoilers for Sir Arthur's delightful short story.

When Luna appeared on Harry's doorstep one evening with a job offer from the Unspeakables, Harry decides a change of pace is just what he needs. Getting dumped in a certain alien-ravaged city in an entirely different dimension is not what he signed up for. Post-Avengers (2012), very post-HP AU.

RUN. The Doctor was having a quiet holiday in NY the day of the Chitauri invasion. The Avengers learn why it's never a good idea to make the Doctor angry... Oneshot

COMPLETE. Harry is lost. His parents are alive and Draco Malfoy is banging on his door. What is this place, how did he get here? And, most importantly, does he really want to leave?

Beckett and Myles are meeting Artemis for the first time. They aren't 1-year-olds, but 11 and they have grown to be a jock and a genius. Will they welcome their long-lost brother? Will they accept him? What happened to him and why won't he talk about it? What's all this nonsense about fairies?

Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.

Take a holiday to New York, they said. It will be fun, they said. It'll be peaceful there, they said. Well, fuck this, Harry thought, dodging yet another one of those creepy ass alien hybrids.

Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.

It was beginning to be too much to handle. All of these people from his past, coming back, and meeting up... "You...you regenerated again..." (River/11th Doctor. Mentions of Rose/10th Doctor Duplicate. Rated K plus for use of word 'hell' and mild kissing. A one-shot.)

Tessaracts? Wormholes? Aliens? Where's everyone's favorite wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey lord, the Doctor?

Just your basic primary school astrophysics... (One-shot. Read at your own risk. Liable to induce grey matter inflation.)

His door came crashing open and Sherlock stood there, hair a mess and coat a charcoal smudge around him. "How could you, Mycroft? You said you would watch him." (Set during The Empty Hearse, so minor spoilers. One chapter, complete)

"She's a stalker of little children, but in her defense, these are her friends. Granted, they all died years ago, but whatever. They're all back now and that's all that matters." In which the heroes of Olympus try for the Isles of the Blest and Thalia watches.

Our hero's death, as Minuiko and Viria's angst battle in tumblr. cover image belongs to viria

"Congratulations on your new recent development. If you are experiencing blood-thirst, muscle growth, new appendages, and can no longer recognize yourself in the mirror (see also, 'turn people into stone'), do not be alarmed. This only means that the gods have lost favor with you and you are now receiving punishment."

Smaug, now going by Sherlock, meets the reincarnation of his little thief. Finally, something *interesting*. Second in From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken, Second in Many Intersecting Planes

Two-shot based off the prompt from Equine Authoress. "Tony manages to get tickets for the summer Olympics for the Avengers. Who's the U.S.'s star swimmer competing? Perseus Jackson of course! Director Fury has sent them to try and recruit the amazing swimmer/demigod. (Set where SHIELD knows a little bit about the Greek demigods.)" Now complete.

Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D assembles a team of extraordinary superheroes to save the planet from Loki and his oncoming army... Little did he know that he is not the only one looking to protect the Earth.

The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.

The first time Percy's friend Jack Davis meets Annabeth Chase. The second time, Hailey Caldwell, a girl who won't leave Percy alone, catches Percabeth on a date. What happens when Annabeth shadows at Goode? Willow Evans meets Annabeth in an... interesting situation. Read these, and other Percabeth drabbles only in this story! Picture: By Burdge-Bug on DeviantArt

AU-ish. The War Doctor questions what The Moment meant when she said they kissed, The Moment gets a new mission in her life, Ten is not happy, and Clara is severely traumatised.

The war is over,and Harry wants to continue with his life. But his hopeful plans for the future encounter a glitch in the form of an Alternative World where his parents are alive and he has siblings! Continues after book 7.

After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.

A few days ago, he had received word from Mycroft that there was going to be a 'documentary' concerning his suicide. Mycroft had informed him that some interviews on the programme might be of interest to him, and directed him to the correct channel that would permit him to watch it. And now he was writhing in the dark, clutching the sides of his chair and hyperventilating.

Things change, people grow, and Percy Jackson is no exception. / The character growth of Percy through the eyes of Annabeth. WARNING: Minor spoilers for House of Hades!

WARNING: Spoilers for House of Hades! Thalia knew she should talk to Nico. She should tell him that there was nothing wrong with it. That it was okay. Hey, if you got passed the slightly crooked teeth and infuriating smirk, Percy Jackson was a pretty good-looking guy.

Rose has had quite enough of the Doctor making decisions for her and of being left behind at Bad Wolf Bay, and it's not as though she can't keep an eye of the new Doctor just as well from inside the TARDIS. Besides, how bad can two Doctors really be?

Tony Stark has a little brother. Of course, he's not so little anymore, and Tony only found out about him when he dug out some ancient adoption paperwork in a box of junk when he turned eighteen. But, even though Harry can do magic as well as science, the Stark brothers seem to fit together like two pieces of a well-made puzzle. Pity the Avengers had to get involved, really.

"Annabeth's reasoning was simple. They were close, maybe even closer than best friends. But Rachel had to wonder, when did he become so important to her?"

"Love is a little portion of a soul, and it's in every god, half-blood, mortal, and spirit. It is something that can't be bound by an instruction manual, it can't be smothered, or forced…it can't even be controlled by a goddess of love. " In which Aphrodite is shamed, and Artemis understands more about love than she lets on. Dedicated to Myseybee.

We know Percy Jackson is a lot of things. Heroic, powerful, a worthy friend - this is when the other members of the Seven realize it too.

Nico's and Percy's relationship was messy, complete with backstabbing and lying, and most of the time, Nico was to blame. But breaking a promise? That one was on Percy.

...And the One Time They Saved Him. 5: "Don't be an idiot, Percy," she said but her voice was trembling. "You've gone through all that, defied every single prophecy that said you'd die like the irritating little upstart you are, to just give up now?" He pointed it away from his head casually, grinning. "Don't be an idiot, Thalia," he mimicked. "I wasn't going to pull the trigger."

Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...

A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?

There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.

A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.

Never let it be said that Tony Stark doesn't pay his debts, generously, exorbitantly even. Though mostly he'd just be happier not ever being in anyone's debt at all. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."

Hercules, Theseus, and Jason might be your favorites, but Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are your shining stars. You'll remember them, every word, quest, and heroic quality millenniums after they perish like all puny demigods do.

One of these days, you'd walk passed the camp's border patrol with a searcher's license, but for now you'd have to make do with a flimsy permission slip to seek out half-bloods rather than gods. Grover has a knack for finding powerful demigods.

He's raw power, and she's a trained warrior. He's a bloody club, and she's a refined, sharp blade. It's a dance that's been perfected over the millenniums, and a lie so good they've almost fooled themselves. It's a brash strategy holding together by two desperate souls willing to survive. A young legacy asks the ancient question of why can't Athena and Poseidon get along.

And one time he punched Mycroft instead. Gen and humor and angst and friendship, no slash.

Deadpool temporarily paralyzes Spidey with a chemical dart and decides to have a little fun with his helpless victim. And what's special about this story? Dialogue only. XD Read description for more info.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

Post-Reichenbach, all John really wants to do is clear his friend's name, but in the face of the press and all the skeptics, what can one, lone blogger do? Be Brave, of course. (Multi-chapter)

Lestrade decides to do a drug's bust at 221B after Sherlock has been caught smiling for days straight for no apparent reason. But he never expected to find this…..

Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."

What happens when a high functioning sociopath meets a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist? Clint and John are about to find out.

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

Sherlock gets turned into a girl. Yep.

When the world collapsed around them, many people wished they could get just one moment of their lives back. This is the story of one of them. Set during "The Reichenbach Fall", following Lestrade when he gets the news about Sherlock's suicide and how he reacts to it.

Four melodramatic ways Sherlock dreamed of finally returning to London, and the one rather boring (but a Bit Good) way it actually happened. Gen, fiveshot, basic conjectural spoilers for speculative S3, with a dash of ACD canon.

Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)

Harry Potter goes to visit 'Uncle Moony' in his office for help, when suddenly everything spirals out of control and he and his family are flung into an Alternative Universe where his friends lie dead on the floor and is that his body in Hagrid's arms?

A-Z one-shots of hurt/comfort stories between Sherlock and John. Perhaps Sherlock doesn't realise just how much he needs John. Or vice versa, for that matter. They are always there for each other, though of course, their friendship isn't without its obstacles and difficulties.

When Sherlock Holmes and John Watson adopt a baby boy, they coud never have guessed what trouble he would bring to 221B... I am really, really sorry but for many reasons this fic will not be continued. I've just received some lovely reviews, and I just wanted to say this so that I didn't leave you hanging. I am truly sorry, and thanks for your support.

AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.

And the 1 time John returns the favor. Everyone else stops and stares and makes increasingly unhelpful comments. Johnlock. Mentions of Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly and pretty much everyone else in the Sherlock universe.

Who knew that dating another mad genius would be so hard, or counter-productive to world domination? Certainly not Loki.

Sherlock is bored again. So, John introduces him to the only thing that's sure to alleviate boredom: the Harry Potter series.

"Let me get this straight, John. You want me to have dinner with my brother," Sherlock said. "Voluntarily." "Yes, as your present to me. Come have a polite dinner with Mycroft, and you won't have to buy me anything. Just … do this for me?" Later, John would cringe remembering the note of pleading in his voice.

Son of Suns Trilogy Part I - AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart his life to create a new Sith, turning Luke against his allies, father and beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Vader, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine,COMPLETE

...Or in other words, the do's and don'ts of asking for/getting reviews.

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

Harry is amazed to discover that John has some powerful friends. John learns that her week is actually getting worse-as if having been kidnapped wasn't bad enough! (Part of the Mistaken Identities series. 3 chapters.)

You're twleve and you're a pawn. / Percy's life as a demigod as in a game of chess. Freeverse. Mentions of Percabeth. MoA spoilers.

In which Sherlock discovers fanfiction and analyses it to death, John's curiosity gets the better of him, Lestrade doesn't understand what the term 'fangirls' means and the skull becomes the primary audience for Sherlock's dramatic readings.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.

Begins right after the second to last chapter of The Last Guardian and continues on to the final chapter and beyond. Spoilers for The Last Guardian! SPOILERS! No romance in here, but Artemis/Holly romance in the epilogue.

AxH post-TLG SPOILERS Artemis and Holly's plans for a quiet meeting start to unravel when Myles plots to acquire Artemis's latest project.

"A hand. Fingers. Carding through his hair. His mind registered the sensation vaguely, world far too fuzzy, like the lining of one of John's comfiest looking jumpers." Fluff. Sherlock whump to a degree. One-shot.

The Doctor travels to New Mexico to investigate an atmospheric disturbance. What he finds is a Norse God, a secret organization, and far more trouble than he ever wanted to get himself into.

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.

Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.

After the events of "A Study in Pink," John lies on the couch in Baker Street and thinks about the whirlwind events of the day. What is he getting himself into?

Sherlock's thoughts and feelings during A Study in Pink. What DID he think of John, and why was he being so NICE?

The events of Study in Pink from Greg Lestrade's point-of-view. What kind of doctor DOES he think John Watson is, anyway?

A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.

While on his "farewell tour," the Doctor makes an unexpected stop in New York, and is captured by a very famous team of heroes intent on eliminating alien threats. But little do they all know, an old enemy of the Doctor's is lurking in New York, preparing to attack. *First in The (discont.) Crossover Collection series* (currently being rewritten!)

Post-TLG. Spoilers. "If there was one thing the locals living beyond the Estate could agree to about the mystery that is—was—Artemis Fowl, it was this: just the simple memory of the pale little boy stoically and silently trudging alongside his vibrant mother around the small village was enough to give anyone shivers."

Oddly enough, it seemed like this time, Sherlock had been kidnapped for no other reason than to pressure John. In other words, this had nothing to do with him. Really, this on top of the blow to the head was enough to make him dizzy. One chapter one-shot.

AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'

"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.

What if John and Sherlock knew about RPF fan-fiction and used it as a way to communicate during the Hiatus? Because, who would believe a fan-fiction story of being TRUE?

In the aftermath of Sherlock's jump, John isn't the only one who misses him. He's a doctor, after all, and can't help but notice when someone isn't taking care of himself, and that's not what Sherlock would have wanted, is it? So he does what he can to offer comfort … not knowing that Mycroft is keeping a secret. But that's all right. So is John. COMPLETE at 2 chapters.

Sherlock has obtained some very dangerous information, which some very dangerous people want. They have obtained Sherlock. Imprisoned and almost helpless, can Sherlock's brilliant mind overcome pain and terror, to keep the secret, and John, safe?

John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.

In Which Sherlock Suffers From A Mysterious Disease - Or Is Just Being A Total Prick. My attempt at the original Sherlock Holmes story "The Dying Detective," told across 7 days with many text messages. No slash.

Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.

John tries to deal with a colourlful nickname that refers to him and Sherlock being a couple. JohnLock Friendship Oneshot :

Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.

What happens when a certain man with a minor position in the British government decides that Nick Fury needs to expand his team? This. Also contains characters from Torchwood, Doctor Who and Supernatural.

Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

POTTERWHOLOCK AU! Sherlock Holmes is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, alongside Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. But what is going on at the school, and who is John Smith? Based on Book 1 of HP, with Sherlock's Sherlock Holmes and a strange young version of the tenth Doctor...

When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

The Avengers believe that they have won, Loki is wanting that drink now, and the Doctor isn't sure if he interrupted something, or if it was the perfect time to interrupt. Either way, things are about to get interesting. Spoilers for Avengers.

In which Sherlock and John already know each other, and how Scotland Yard finds out.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

...And One Time He Fell.

Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

"Sherlock is a great man. And I believe one day, if we're all very lucky, he might even be a good one." Lestrade never knew how true his words were until now, as he stood in the rain listening to the final confrontation between Moriarty and Sherlock.

It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.

Written for LJ's watsons woes party prompt of "Five times no one noticed Sherlock took care of John, and one time they did." Spoilers and missing scenes for both seasons 1 & 2, speculative EMPT-esque ending. Gen.

AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.

"Lestrade leaned forward, all business despite the wrinkled shirt and slightly reddened eyes. "We found this - " he waved a hand at the recorder - "in Sherlock's coat pocket."" In which there is much angst and manly shedding of tears, or: Three blokes listen to the rooftop confrontation. Set during the Hiatus, no slash.

John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.

Light crack, whump and hurt/comfort fluff. Malnutrition gets the better of Sherlock at a bad time, and Mrs. Hudson comes to the rescue with a popular kitchen utensil.

Sherlock is fed up of the famous three breaking in to his office and snooping around. Note fic contains mentions of Sherlock/John and BAMF-John.

John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

On Sherlock's body they find a recording, a recording of everything between Moriarty and Sherlock on top of barts. 'Cold dread sank through his body, he didn't want to hear his friend die. Seeing the blood had been bad enough'

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

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In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.

"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"

The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.

Donovan didn't want to see this, and Sherlock didn't want to be seen - especially by her - this way.

One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

"Drugs bust?" John inquired cheerfully of Lestrade who nodded once. ... Again, Lestrade and John's eyes met. "It stops being pretend if we find anything." Persuasive action to get information from Sherlock backfires for John and DI Lestrade. COMPLETE

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

So this is basically just my take on Tara Gilesbie's hilariously horrible fanfic titled "My Immortal." Hope you enjoy!

The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.

When Mycroft swore to look after his brother he never thought that perhaps one day he wouldn't have to do it alone. A story of brotherhood, friendship, hope, jealousy and the changing of the winds.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...

This is just where I'm going to post all my Sherlock crack fics that I'm be writing late at night. No set plot. Enjoy

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Seriously, who is Percy Jackson? Because Leo is sure starting to feel like travelling on a boat for one of the most important prophecies to date WITHOUT the Sea God's son is like spitting in the face of destiny...

And why is he pretending to be me? John Moriarty would really like to know who the hell this weird Jim bloke is and why he's impersonating him. Like John would ever try to kill Sherlock, the only truly interesting person he's ever met.

Rated T for Drugs. Johns Confronts Sherlock about his old drug habits, to find they are not so far behind him after all...

After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.

"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?

Son of Suns Trilogy Part III - A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage, his contradictions dividing Rebels and Empire alike, and pitching allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine, OC's COMPLETE

People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.

Artemis interacts with the general public.

Seven years at Hogwarts made Sherlock a great wizard, a splendid detective and the Chosen One. That Sherlock did not un-make Hogwarts in the process is more of a wonder. Sherlock/John, pre-slash. Spoilers for both canons.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

For a request over at Sherlockbbc...Sherlock in a sensory deprivation tank.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

And then it's three in the morning in the middle of a really terrible day, with a serial killer on the loose and the rain pouring down, and Lestrade finds himself having coffee with John, piecing fragments of Sherlock Holmes into a kind of whole.

Sherlock is badly hurt. And alone. And incapacitated.

Sherlock agrees to fight a boxer in order to get information about a case. John is...impressed.

"Lestrade didn't know about high-functioning sociopath, but a high-functioning drug addict Sherlock certainly was." An exploration of Sherlock on drugs and Lestrade fulfilling the role of somebody who cares. Angsty. Will be a two-shot.

Future Fic. Myles and Beckett Fowl have never been that close to their older brother, having long since left Fowl Manor to begin his own Empire. But what happens when they discover their older brother's little secret? Contains Arty/Holly romance.

Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.

From an LJ prompt: A villain kidnaps Sherlock and, knowing about his drug past, threathens him with a cocaine injection unless he tells him something he really wants to know. Sherlock refuses, and gets dosed.

"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.

"Either he will waver at the sight of you, or he won't. Which do you think it will be, John?" John. Moriarty. A missing scene for The Great Game. Gen.

Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

What happens when the characters of Harry Potter die? They go to the Afterlife, of course! With equal amounts of depressed people and Marauder hilarity, there's sure to be OOC-ness. And epic spoilers if you haven't read all the books. Yay

It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.

The call him the Sun Lord, because he will not let them call him Emperor. After the Endor disaster, Princess Leia meets her brother for the last time, and the cycle begins anew. Dark Luke, Leia AU

Harry has defeated Voldemort but is going back to his life going to be easy? What will he go back to, the life he once had is meaningless now. It's time to build a new one and to create a new post-Voldemort world.

Where are the Doctors who get sent away when the body regenerates? Where do they go to sit and watch someone new walk away with their body?

Three possible wedding scenarios for Percy and Annabeth, and the one way they actually got married. Percy/Annabeth fluff. Futurefic.

A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.

Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!

What if Tom Marvolo Riddle was Harry's biological father?

When you’re a demigod, especially the demigod son of Poseidon, you’re almost never guaranteed to be on time for anything other than a fight. Not even your own senior prom. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO.

Somehow, Annabeth thought as she stared at the ceiling, she didn't feel different. And weren't you supposed to after you did it the first time? Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO relationship piece.

Response to Jessa L'Rynn's 2nd January challenge. When the Eleventh Doctor turns up on their doorstep, the human Doctor is determined to remind him exactly why he feared domestic. Green paint, moody teenagers, the Tyler slap and more. Oneshot.

We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva

Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?

Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE

I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.

# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.

Only five things ever threatened Jon's power: Marriage, friendship, mistrust, Artemis Fowl and Death itself. Five ficlets based on Jon Spiro's life. Written for the Fangathering Five Times Challenge.

AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.

Uncle Harry was always Victoire's favorite. After all, he was the one who bought her a pony, taught her how to fly, and let her write his biography. - TeddyVictoire

What happens when Harry bumps into his aunt years after the war? Post-DH. One indication of obvious Harry/Ginny.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Son of Suns Trilogy Part II - Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Palpatine..COMPLETE

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

Because after all, fairies don't age the same way as humans. Complete.

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

An older Harry gets transported to an Alternate Universe where Voldemort is still wreaking havoc. Involves advanced magic, werewolves and an unexpected marriage contract. Discontinued.

See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!

Well, it's simply what the title says: twenty random things Albus Severus Potter has never told anyone. R&R!

James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.

Spoilers for Deathly Hallows and Prisoner of Azkaban. On his first day at Hogwarts, Teddy Lupin is preoccupied with a gift from his godfather.

While at a mall, Harry is reunited with a relative. CONTAINS SOME DH SPOILERS

Missing scene from ‘Family of Blood’. John Smith makes his choice and opens the watch. Not a very good summary... Please R&R!

The younger sister of the famous and spoiled BoyWhoLived, Lilac Potter is sick and tired of Harry belittling her. Then one day, she gets the brother she always wanted: but from another world. Slight HPHG. AU after GoF. DISCONTINUED.

Insane. Crazy. Touched. Cracked. Stark raving mad. They're the only words to describe Harry, but the Dark Lord's new found interest could change that forever.... SLASH LVHP

What really is the difference between a Father, and a Daddy?

In Harry's fifth year, he accidentially sends himself back in time and meets his teenaged parents. The problem is, Lily starts to like a Potter...and it isn't James.

Harry finds himself sucked through space and time into a reality very different from his own. Voldemort never defeated. His parents alive. Aurors who are out for his blood. What kind of a world has Harry come to?

Harry wakes to find himself in a world not his own, it seems much better. His parents are alive, and he's got younger siblings. However, he discovers much more has changed, and for the worse...

Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

Artemis has his careers interview. 12LH.

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.

AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

In an attempt to save his world Harry is thrown into another. Now, how will the other Harry deal with the reality ours left behind?