In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.

Naruto is born 6 years prior to his original birthdate, making him the same age as Itachi. He is dedicated to his village and precious people and would do anything to protect them. Even walk in darkness and have his own name disgraced to protect them. Smart and cold Naruto in later chapters. NO YAOI.