Jacob Black' I want to la push you off a cliff

Edward can bust my headboard, bite my pillows and bruise my body anyday

Forget princess i want to be a vampire

everytime i hear thunder i wonder if vampires are playing baseball

who am i?
I am... a girl?

where am i?
The computer stupid

WHAT am i?
A half-vampire.

how am i?
bored thanks for reminding me

is Edward better than Jacob?
Ummm well I'm dating Jacob but Edward is my dad sooo no comment(btw for you umm slower people I'm like Renesmee)

how old am i?
Um I reached maturity about 12 years ago so yea.

what is my favorite movie?
Twilight DUH!!

what is my favorite book?
Twilight, (duh!!)

and on with the randomness!

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Things!!

i like food!

Edward Cullen prefers brunettes

Chicken is good

Zebras should be PINK!! (or yellow)

yellow cars are amazing!

Youtube is great

FanFiction is my life!!

I'M ON TEAM EDWARD!!

some people call me random but i am just WEIRD!!

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a list of more things!!

people say people dont kill people guns kill people, well i think people help because if you set a gun on a table and you walk away, i dont think you'd kill to many people.

You laugh because you think I'm a nerd, but when i'm a billionair and you are flipping bergers, WHO WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING THEN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA chokes on laughter

when life gives you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward!!

i'm not random i just think faster than you, jealous?

you say i'm not cool. cool is another word for cold. if i'm not cold i'm hot. i know i'm hot, thanks for embracing it.

dont knock on deaths door. ring the door bell and run. he hates that. :)

right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. i think i've forgotten this before.

isn't it funny how "politics" is made up of the words "poli", meaning "many", and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures"

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6 things people say that i hate

1. "It's always the last place you look" of course it is! why the hell would i keep looking if i found it?

2. "you can't have your cake and eat it too" yeahh... because i go all the way to a store to buy cake just so i can stare at it all day.

3. (when watching a movie) "Did you see that?!" no, of course i didn't, i just paid 10 to see a movie just so i can stare at the floor the whole time... yeahh 'cause that's logical.

4. "Can i ask you a question?" huh... didn't really give me a choice did you there?

5. "Life is short" what?! life is the longest friggen thing you ever will do! what the heck can you do that is longer?!

6. (when waiting for the bus) "Has the bus come yet?" if the bus came why would i be standing here?!

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

Solarcaine Aloe Extra Burn Relief:
This package, for households without young children
(hmm... does this mean i cant have young children?)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..some words must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order:

1. Edward

2.Bella

3. Jacob

4. Emmett

5. Alice

6. Esme

7. Carlisle

8. Sam

9. Charlie

10. Emily

11. Tanya

12. Angela

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Nope can't say I have

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Emmett. Totaly Hott!!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Awww. Someones having puppies

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Charlie. nope, even though they all say his name, none are about him...
that i have ever read anyway.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Bella and Esme I think not.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Alice/charlie or Alice/ Esme? Definitly Five/nine

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Carlisle walked in on Bella and Angela. Lets just say it would be VERY akward for everybody.

8) Make up a summary of a three and ten fanfic.

I will pass on that to save the minds of young children!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Edward and sam! I don't even wanna find out.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Carlisle and Angela?? No comment

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

No comment

12) Do you read three?

Jacob. Nah

13) Does anyone you know draw or write eleven?

Nope

14) Would anyone you know write two/four/five?

No

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

i really dont think about things like that.

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Idk

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Incredably weird and unnatural (even for vampires).

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

a pick up line that Emily would use on Bella..." If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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Crazy is when you pass your friends in the hall and yell "ich bein ein berliener!" (Ich bean eyen berleyner) meaning "I am a jelly donut". Crazy is when you and your friends keep changing the subject so much that you don't remember how you even got to that subject in the first place. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. (and no that is not a place in switzerland!)

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object doesn't like you as much because you yelled at it copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

you say i'm not cool. cool is another word for cold. if i'm not cold i'm hot. i know i'm hot, thank you for noticing! if you agree with this logic copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

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Beating Call of Duty doesn't mean your aim is good

Beating Wii Golf doesn't make you Tiger Woods

Beating Apples to Apples doesn't make you a farmer

Watching UFC won't make you any harder

Friends on Myspace won't make you a musician

Beating Operation doesn't make you a physician

Watching CSI doesn't make you a detective

Playing Mario Paint doesn't mean you have perspective

Beating Gears of War doesn't make you Wintson Churchill

Quoting 90's sitcoms won't make you Steve Urkel

Grand Theft Auto doesn't make you a player

Playing Sim City doesn't make you a mayor

Beating Rock Band doesn't mean you rock

Beating Tony Hawk doesn't make you Tony Hawk

American Idol won't make you a star

Beating Guitar Hero doesn't mean you play guitar

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A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me...
And you can help to stop this for others. If you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this poem and because you are effected, do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Just so everyone is clear I stloe this from klutzy-side-of-Alice. She is freaking funny and I like worship her(even if she's on Team Jacob)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. (sorry this scared me )

it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

In Bold all the things you are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'mATHEISTsoIMUSThatetheworld.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does Carlisle Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 14

THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME:

What is on your bed right now? Blankets and a pillow.

When was the last time you threw up? About a year ago.

What's your favorite word or phrase? Fuck.

Name 3 people who made you smile today? My dog...thats it.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping, DUH!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction, what else?!

What is your favorite holiday? Halloween

Have you ever been to another country? Does canada count?

What is the last thing you said aloud? Did she say hi back?

What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

What are you wearing right now? boyshorts and a tanktop

What was the last thing you ate? Ummmm. Garlic butter noodles. he he noodles.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!

When was the last time you ran? Beats me!

What's the last sporting event you watched? Last years super bowl

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Italy

Ever go camping? In my backyard. For half the night.

Do you have a tan? A lil from a self tanner. The sun burns me.

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? Yes. My fishy

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? mostly on texts.

Do you drink your soda from a straw? Depends what mood I'm in

What did your last text message say? I miss you too baby.

Are you someone's best friend? Yeppp.

What are you doing tomorrow? Nothing, Nothing and more nothing,...!!

Where is your mom right now? In the bathroom

Look to your left, what do you see? A printer.

What color is your watch? don't have one

What do you think of when you think of Australia? Opera

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Yep, love em

What is your birthstone? Topaz

Do you have a dog? Yes, two

Last person you talked to on the phone? My best frann

Any plans today? Nope, I always make it up as I go

Are you happy? Bored to death!

Where are you right now? Den

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? My chin is sooooo icthy.

Last song listened to? Clair de lune

Last movie you saw? Texas chainsaw massacre

Are you allergic to anything? Pollen

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Airwalks. Oldest shoes I have but I love em.

Are you jealous of anyone? Yes, everyone with a job!

Are you married? Nope

Is anyone jealous of you? Yes

Do any of your friends have children? Not my friends anymore.

Do you eat healthy? Hell no! I eat whatever I want.

What do you usually do during the day? Read FanFic or play sims

Do you hate anyone right now? Yes

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? yep

How many kids do you want when you're older? 2.