i'm selfish, impatient, and a little
insecure. i make mistakes, i am
out of control, and at times hard
to handle. but if you can't handle
me at me worst, then you sure as
hell don't deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe.

Hey Guys.

I hate introductions , 'cos I suck at them I don't hace any freaking idea of what to write , but anyway , Im gonna do my best.

My name is Alexandra , but please just call me Ale or Lexie .My family also calls me Alex the lion, because of my hair =D

Im fifteen (even tho i dont seem like having that age)

Right now i'm on holidays and i'm sooo boring , i'd rather go to school. I got to many free time , and thats why i decided to write stories again :D , that also why my nickname , AleeLikesIceCream, it goes with the season , dont you think? (at least in my country)

I'am such a freak :D If you want to see how freak i might be please add me :D (ale_95_24@hotmail.es)

I still cry in Disney Movies , and im proud of it.

I love fast food.

I'm obsessed with Ian O'shea and Edward Cullen , they are just so perfect -

I live on my own world.

I write the name of my fictional boyfriend in my notebooks.

I think Doctor House is so smocking hot , even tho he can be my grandfather :)

My favorite colour is pink

Everytime i go to a library , i always end up buying a book.

I LOVE meeting new people :D

My favorite show is SpongeBobSquarePants (He's soooo Gay) I love him.

My writing.

I'm sure there's gonna be people that dont like what i write, but thats their problem. And i'm also sure ,im not the best autor out there, but i always do my best , and if im not doing right or there's something you dislike of how i write (i mean , if the characters are not behaving like they should be) please just send me a message and i'll correct it.

I havent publish any story here , yet. I guess in a few weeks i will, i hope you like it.

About the chapters , its depends if im inspired or not. But it wont take more than two weeks to update.

I'm addicted to reviews , its just that if i update something i'd really like that people tell me what they think , i think for me would be something like a salary.

26 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about the ENVIRONMENT.

"Your a-- is the grass, and I'm the lawnmower."

26. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

I think that's all.

Havee a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day,

Love

Ale.