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Joined 08-09-16, id: 8151035, Profile Updated: 08-09-16

Hey, I'm new here, so I haven't written anything yet. Though I would like to if I could find the time. I'm just here to have fun and read mostly.

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Legacies and Bloodlines by nolandsman reviews
A deaf and silent stableboy kept as a slave in the Great King's palace finds his monotonous life interrupted by a mysterious stranger. The events that follow his liberation serve to shape himself, his comrades, and to his great surprise, the destiny of the entire country of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 106 - Words: 568,241 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Ganondorf
Legend of Zelda: Spirit of the Oasis by freakyanimegal reviews
The male born to the Gerudo is to be their king, as it has always been. Recently come of age at twelve, he took the throne despite his un-Gerudo softness and his strict mother. His world changed shortly after when he went to meet the princess of Hyrule and the Hylian Hero, only to be framed for conspiring. The king's adventure began, young Link out to save his people and the land.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,239 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Link, Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: The World at War by Prometheus17 reviews
After awakening in a new era, Link begins to adjust to his new life. As he begins his quest to find Zelda, five lands go to war, leaving Hyrule in the middle. Link has to set aside his duties and take up the role of Hero once more, all while searching for the Princess. [Zelink]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 398,748 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Link, Zelda, Volga, Wizro - Complete
Stories of Seven Temples by nolandsman reviews
Impa loves to tell all kinds of tales; creation myths, parables, stories of ghosts and ghouls, tragedies of lost love. And as Zelda sits at her feet, growing from a small princess to a shadow-clad warrior, she listens. (A collection of origin stories for the temples in Ocarina of Time, and also more than a few snippets into the life of Zelda during her missing seven years).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Zelda, Impa, Sheik
The silver dagger and its sheath by I'mNoOneSpecial reviews
This story is a rewritten folktale; rewritten using LOZ characters. It is the story of a poor farmer's daughter (Zelda), who must use her wits to convince her young prince-turned-king (Link) that her old father (Daphnes Nohansen) is innocent of the theft of a jeweled silver dagger.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Link, Zelda, Impa, King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule - Complete
Ars Heretica by nolandsman reviews
After overcoming all worldly obstacles, after conquering Hyrule and obtaining the Triforce, the Gerudo King of Thieves embarks with an unlikely companion on his grandest (and arguably most bizarre) journey yet: a mission to kill the gods themselves. (Non-canonical interpretation of Hyrulean mythos... and nearly everything else).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Midna - Complete
Never a Moment by EnjolrasLovedEponine reviews
A quick oneshot I made on tumblr filled with zelink angst. He loves her. Endlessly. And what she tells him is devastating.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Link, Zelda - Complete
You Make Life Bearable by pastelpumpkins reviews
Impa, a cynical Sheikah whose job is waiter at a dead end restaurant is struggling everyday just to eat a meal and pay her damn bills. Living in the slums of Hyrule City is not the greatest way to live. Impa is convinced that nothing will change her life until she meets a beautiful individual with her own struggles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Impa, Zelda] [Link, Ghirahim]
The Golden Princess by princess-shmelda reviews
She was raised to be the perfect princess, and he makes her question all of it. A Zelink one-shot set in the general LoZ universe / AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Darkness, My Only Light by nolandsman reviews
Seated on a lonesome throne of a recovering kingdom, a friendless queen composes a letter of devotion to a lost companion. Post Ocarina of Time, unrequited Zelimpa.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Link, Zelda, Impa - Complete
Clock by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
MM. One-shot. In a doomed world, the clock harshly reminded him of his cruel attachment to time and of the terrible fate that had befallen him. That clock would never stop ticking.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Link - Complete
Fur Beneath Her Fingertips by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
Garnet's thoughts on Zidane's tail. Fluff - no pun intended ha ha. Sexual themes. Lime. R&R plz.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Garnet A., Zidane T.
Bleak by Glass Mermaid reviews
She is everything he has never thought to want. Aurikku. Heavily Edited for the sake of brevity.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Auron, Rikku - Complete