Hey look guys. I fixed the Steam Team. This story is NOT canon with my others. Sir Topham Hatt is actually in this short story.

Sometimes those who are made out to be the villain are actually the victim. The consequences of bullying can be devastating. M for self harm, suicide mention.

(Takes place in the same world as the 'Engines' comic on tumblr) A street rat, failed experiments and a conspiracy. What do they all share? Stories of greed, pride and for some, hope.

Sir Topahm Hatt's niece comes to play with Thomas and his friends! I am terrible at summaries sorry lol Rated T just to be safe. Disclaimer: I own nothing

Yes Man x F!Courier. Courier Cauchy ends up running into Yes Man, but she sees him for more than what lies beneath his unchanging visage and inability to consent. Rated M for steamy human-on-robot action. Mature chapters will be tagged in A/N above each chapter. Ongoing WIP. Obviously there will be spoilers for FNV, particularly the Independent Vegas track/ending. 18 . WIP.

Continuation from Trip Down Memory Train. To stop Gordon from grumbling, and hopefully to send the other engines to sleep, Thomas decides to tell a story about his days back in Brighton, and how he would spend time with his fellow E2 siblings, and how they would make every second they spent with each other count. One-shot.

*Sequel to A Requiem for Thomas* Edward tries to move on with his life, but is too pained by Thomas' death to recover. So, he quietly ends it all... *WARNING- RATING FOR SUICIDE AND PAST CHARACTER DEATH*

I will write and accept requests for any XReaders from any transformers universe (I've watched most) that anyone feels like requesting, though be warned, I do tend to swear, and though I will not do lemons, I might hint at such adult activities. Transformers does not belong to me.

(Oneshot) Percy is feeling depressed in the sheds one night, but luckily, Edward arrives just in time to help.

*sequel to 'Where Are You Thomas'* When Thomas and James finally come home, Edward is overjoyed to see his son. And James finally admits a big secret that he's been holding in for far too long. Thomas/Edward Father-Son relationship and Thomas/James slash :D

When Thomas hasn't return from the Mainland after delivering a goods train, everyone becomes scared and worried - especially Edward.

Thomas finds himself questioning the meaning of his existence. Cinders and ashes!

The Skarloey Railway has a long history and many stories to tell.

Judgement Boy and Neko Zombie try to bring Sarah (second guest) back to reality after the events of the second volume and aid in her escape (my first fanfiction any critisism welcome).

Railroads have always been an interest for Cullen, and he can thank the Railway Series for that. Everything was normal for him until one day, he was somehow transported to the Island of Sodor, a place he only knew as fiction. Join him as he eventually gains employment at the North Western Railway and discovers what the Island has to offer.

Edward is relieved to be back home after his adventure in 'Edward's Exploit'- but Thomas is worried for his adoptive father. *Request for asperman1*

This is a series of stories or drabbles based around Ratchet in Transformers Prime. Some might be related but most will be one-shots. All will probably be rated M. Current Story: PredakingxRatchet

[One-shot] A few pirates and a little too much yum

The unlikely story of the sadistic clawed warship meeting a little six-year-old orphan girl. (Feel free to review or comment.)

Vegeta's unintentional wish alters the Earth's hero both inside and out. Now Goku must suffer the consequences. How will these newfound changes influence everyone, and how will it affect the end result of the Cell saga? *Gender Bender* VxG

Sequel to Why Can't I? Four years after Gohan's birth everything was peaceful until Rikku meets a stranger named Radditz who tells her she was born of an alien race known as Saiyans. Timeline: Saiyan saga - Cell Saga

What do you get when you throw a pre-war guy, named Sanford Tobs, into a suit of X-01 Power Armor, pair him up with a crazy Mr. Gutsy robot that is obsessed with the destruction of Communists, and a French-speaking Deathclaw? Add in a crazed Superintendent from the Enclave, Super Mutants, and you have a scene that's...-WTAPH. AU (Older Work)

After one incident too many, Mr. Percival sends Sir Handel and Duncan to a Scared Straight program for engines. When Diesel tries to get them into one of his schemes, will Sir Handel and Duncan be able to right their wrong? Dedicated to thegoldsaddletank!

Chell and Wheatley spend a snowy Christmas Eve together. Post-Aperture NSFW Chelley fluff with core Wheatley.

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Henry is upset when the forest is destroyed by a storm, but Sir Topham Hatt and Toby put things right.

Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.

Toby is worried he will be placed in the new museum opening on Sodor.

Thomas the Tank Engine is dead. The whole Island of Sodor mourns for their fallen hero and friend to millions. (Request for asperman1) WARNING: Major character death involved. No flames, but feel free to be angered or saddened.

John Mew never wanted a new kitten nor had any interest in cats for that matter. But when John stumbles across the Clan Cats in the forest, ThunderClan takes him captive as the "TwolegPriosner". With a dark vision from StarClan, John's fate rests in the paws of his kitten, Shadow. Can John survive amongst the Clans where no-one trusts him and every cat wants to see him dead? RatedT

(idea by tate310) When Toby sees James and Percy arguing, he must put a stop to it to save their friendship

Toby comes upon James and Percy arguing and decides to resolve it before it turns ugly. Can he, though? Read to find out.

And so, we've come a long way. I have now have 100 stories under my belt. Some good...some...meh, but here we are. We're going back to the first character with Old Reliable Edward! Gordon believes he's the only engine capable of pulling the express, but Edward proves him wrong.

When Edward is late taking fireworks to Knapford, can he explain that he just getting old? (Requested by tate310)

Astrid & Toothless fall in love & form an unexpected Dragon Bond that gives them new magical powers & abilities. But they must keep their newfound relationship a secret from everyone else because who knows how else will react? And when an old enemy threatens Berk can they use their new powers to save their homeland? Or will evil win? AU, Post-Movies, Astrid/Toothless, SMUT!

When Wheatley becomes master of the facility, he discovers there's no way out - not even for Chell. But it may not be so much of a bad thing, after all. Sappy, mushy Chelley with NICE!evil/robot-Wheatley. INTIMATE and suggestive homely hurt/comfort... details inside...

Soundwave's discovered by a clumsy fembot after almost-but-not-quite escaping from the Shadowzone, and chaos ensues. TF:P continuity but uses characters from the entire Transformers universe. Soundwave/Femme!Jolt. Slipstream/Starscream. Prowl/Red Alert. Megatron/Thunderblast. Astrotrain/OC!

After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.

Rescue Bots! Blades goes to extreme lengths to dissuade any of Dani's suitors...including going out with her himself.

Short Chelley oneshot, prompt was for Wheatley experiencing pleasure. NSFW with not-evil!chassis Wheatley

When Spencer teases Toby, he feels a bit hurt. But when Spencer breaks down, who will save the day?

She's never pushed him, nor tested the limits of the chassis protocols - but some days, buttons are not the only things needing to be pushed, and portal devices are not the only things needing to be tested. Some days, like today, the test subject needs to become the tester to push his system to its limit - for science, of course. Wheatley/Chell, testing/solution euphoria denial

An incredibly odd crackfic that I wrote for a friend.

ON HIATUS She'd been plucked from the brig by a man who looked like Santa Claus. She'd fought with Cutthroats, saved a boy from an evil curse, and helped a restless spirit come to peace. Now, Captain Emma Silver's mind is plagued by memories of the Armada, as well as the struggle between her own desires and her oath to discover the truth about her parents.

Wheatley's solution euphoria brings with it an infatuation over Chell, and he wants to reward his faithful, beautiful test subject for her hard work. Only, Chell doesn't appreciate his 'kindness'. Not at all. NSFW chassis Wheatley/Chell.

Bayverse - After RotF, during and just after DotM. Everyone has secrets, some more than others. This is the story of one of Soundwave's bigger ones. Rated M for character death.

After Aperture, Chell lives alone with Wheatley. NSFW Core!Wheatley/Chell

Wheatley is rescued from space, only to discover that Chell has negotiated some 'unusual' conditions for his return. NSFW

When you're given a chore to clean a cannibalistic chef's kitchen at midnight, what happens? I'll tell you: The unexpected.

*CHAPTER 2 NOW UP* Edward called time on his Sodor days a while back and left to retire on the Mainland, but one man wants to restore him to his former glory, but can he? And will Edward return to Sodor and return to the home he loved so much?

Test subjects don't last forever. GLaDOS has a plan. The problem is, it involves quite a lot of things she doesn't want to admit to herself...but she'll have to. For Science. Please take care to read the author's notes and warnings for this one.

"If the car could smirk, it would have. She ordered him away. He was a free mech now, able to do as he pleased without the worry of a charge. And what he wanted was to protect her." Rated T for now. May go up. Barricade x O.C.

A young teenager named Sasha stumbles into the camp and quickly learns that she can speak to the cats. She ony plans to stay until sunhigh, but. . . is she torn between two worlds?

The tests are no longer working for Wheatley. He wracks his brain for a solution...then finds one. Chell gets a surprise she would never have expected... -Extremely WheatlyxChell. Don't like, don't read!-

Chell is fed up with being tested by Wheatley. In an attempt to sabotage the testing, she begins to "tease" him. Chell/"sphere"Wheatley.

Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell

Wheatley begins to feel something new while watching Chell.

What happens when Thomas and Edward get their first, brief look at modern technology? Oneshot.

Thomas finds a lonely girl walking beside the tracks. What's making her so sad? Can Thomas cheer her up? Read and find out! R&R.

This is a collection of Thomas the Tank Engine stories that I myself have written for the purposes of entertaining those who also grew up with the original stories on TV. The themes are more serious and oriented towards adults.

Someone unexpected comes to visit Henry, as she has done many times before. Oneshot.

A Cyberchase fanfic co writen Grand High Idol. Delete starts feeling lonely, and decides to use one of Hacker's new inventions to fix that. There are, of course, unexpected results.