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Hello fanfiction readers! This is skinnerbox27. Here's some stuff about me that you probably don't want to know but I'm gonna tell you anyway.

I'm from India, I'm twelve. I'm way to ambitious for my own good. I develop obsessions over things way too easily. If there is anything you want to tell me or ask me or just randomly have a conversation in general...PM me...no siriusly (intended) i have no life. THANKS! Here go the copy and pastes!


I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too.

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.


I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.


My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-,crimson angel3579, Demon-Kitty-Chan, Zoey12321, Skinnerbox27,

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Demond-Kitty-Chan, Zoey12321, Skinnerbox27,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you relate everything to Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

List 12 of your favorite characters in no specific order:

1.Sirius Black

2.Nico Di Angelo

3.Fred Weasley

4.Sam Evans

5.Finnick Odair

6.Percy Jackson

7.Gale Hawthorne

8.Annabeth Chase

9.Belatrix Lestrange

10.Hedwig

11.Luna Lovegood.

12.travis stoll

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?

Nope. But it would probably make an interesting cross-over.

2. Is 4 hot? How hot?

Sam Evans? Major hot.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 preggers?

It would be weird since they don't show any kind of sexual emotion towards each other...but um... nice twist to the story, don't you think?

4. Can you think of any fics about 9?

Yes...they're pretty rough.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Nico and Percy?? um... yeah...they would...or maybe not... I DON'T KNOW!!!

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

Finnick/Bellatrix or Finnick/Hedwig. NEITHER!!!Finnick's all mine!!!!!

7. What if 7 walked in on in on 2 and 12 kissing?

He wouldn't be bothered. He'd probably just leave, apologizing.

8. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

um... I don't think there is...

9.Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Gale/Travis.Gale could do with some comfort and Travis is hilarious... so he might really help Gale out um how about " The miner and his partner in crime".Yeah. I kinda like that.

10. Does anyone of your friends consider 3 hot?

Fred? YES!!! EVERYBODY DOES!!!! I HAVE AWESOME FRIENDS!!!

11. Do any of your friend draw or write 11?

No. I tried drawing her but I failed. Miserably.

12. Would you or any of your friends write a 2/4/5 fic?

Nico/Sam/Gale...No. Probably not.

13. If you wrote a song fic about 8 what song would you choose?

Kiss the Girl... Annabeth being the girl and the song directed to Percy. But just the title. I don't think Annabeth's falling in love with monkeys anytime soon.

14. If you wrote a 12/6/1 song fic what would the warning be?

Travis/Percy/Sirius. Ultimate hilarity might jsut blow you up... You've been warned.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 9?

Don't remember.

16. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 dumps 1 for 9. 1 broken hearted goes on a date with 11, has an unhappy break up with 12, then follows the wise advise of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Sirius and Gale are in a happy relationship until Gale dumps Sirius for Bellatrix.Sirius,broken hearted goes on a date with Luna, has an unhappy break up with Travis then follows the wise advice of Finnick and finds true love with Sam. Sorry i lost track... WHAT??

17. What title would you give this fic?

MAHAGONY!


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Actually, never--and proud of it!) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

No. -The Stand by Stephen King.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

computer screen

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Couger Town. I probably spelt it wrong.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:13

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The fan.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning. Going for a run.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

YOUTUBE!!

9. What are you wearing?

A T-shirt and sweat pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

A while ago. I was watching vlogs.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A painting I made of the Golden Trio! And a One Direction poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

um...no... i think.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Random.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Hunger Games, BITCHES!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Hmm...I would go to WWOHP AND BUY STUFF THERE AND HAVE FUN!! And give away a huge amount to Africa to stop Kony.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I had imaginary friends and my boyfriend lives in a book. *awkward thumbs up*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make everybody ginger. No, siriusly (intended) I've heard many people criticize them and it's awful.

19. Do you like to dance?

HELL YEAH!!

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Luna or Lily.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Who doesn't think about that?)

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 1

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I wish!)
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter...MAKE THAT LOVE OR LIVE ON!!!
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo guys are hot. (If we are talking about Nico, then YES!)
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 2


What am I? I am...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE HIGH GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I love READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is what I am, and I am proud to say so. Post this one your page, bold-ing and non-bold-ing the ones that agree with you, if you hate people who are judgemental.


FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

Man: Your the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
Woman: Really, because when i see you i want to hurll


37 Secrets About Yourself.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

no

2) Where did you get your default picture?

internet

3) What's your middle name?

Don't have one.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't know.

6) What is your current mood?

Bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

None of your beezwax.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Yellow.

9) Missing something?

um...no.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I could write a book on that.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what animal would you be?

An amazing, bouncing ferret.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

no. i dont think so.

13) Something you do alot?

listen to music and read

14) The song stuck in your head?

Lego House- Ed Sheeran.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

TheBestFreakEver

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Bruce Lee

17) When was the last time you cried?

it's been long.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

well, thats a hard choice.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

The part between their cheek and ear.Weird right?where their side burn would be/ should be/ is...and their eyes.

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

We don't have Dunkin Donuts here...but probably donuts.

22) What's your biggest secret?

I'm an open book.

23) Favorite Color?

Aqua Sea. Check out this link and you'll know how pretty it is.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Yes and proud of it.

25) What are you?

A potterhead for life. Until ALWAYS ends

26) Do you speak any other language?

Yes.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Markers, Library Books.

28) Describe your life in one phrase/word what would it be?

Exceptionally ordinary.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

no.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

About how cheesy kissing in the rain is. But I have nothing against it.

31) What should you be doing?

Nothing. It's summer!

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My sister.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

I haven't worked in a yard but I'd like to I suppose.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

um...Mine's fine.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I don't know. Do I?

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark Brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I don't remember...

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The Two Gryffindors by InfectedWalker reviews
Cassie and Abi, two peas in a pod. But this year Abi's gaga over George which then leads Cassie to Fred. Fred/OC. Story builds up to their friendship and relationship...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Fred W., OC
Sweet Surrender by larkgrace reviews
A collection of Zarter one-shots; these are just for when I'm bored, so don't expect regular updates. Twenty-six: Valentine's Day! (and announcements)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,438 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Pretty, Popular and Partnered by FallenStar22 reviews
"Every girl wants to be pretty, popular and partnered." Based off How To Be Popular by Meg Cabot, the story follows Poppy, a young girl in a situation similar to Steph's who gets personal advice from the mentor herself. Rewritten as of 06-Sept-2013
How to Be Popular, Meg Cabot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Staying with the Malfoys by sunrisesilence reviews
Hermione gets a letter from the Minister of Magic informing her that she has to stay with the Malfoy's for the summer. Can she handle one surprise after the next, and survive living with Malfoy? Rated T for now, but i might get smutty and change the rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Solemnly Swear We're Up To No Good! by FinlayHarper reviews
The Tales of the Weasley Brothers Childhood...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
A Beautiful Mind by WillowSioui reviews
FredxOC. During Harry's third year at Hogwarts, Fred, George and their best friend, Lexie, are up to trouble. Ratings may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Mormfongs by CuttlefishRock reviews
Following the Marauders from First Year through to Seventh. Canon, with some quirks of my own inventions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Mediator's Daughter by GraceOlleras reviews
Jesse and Susannah's teenage daughter, Christina soon finds out what's out for her.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011
Demigods VS Princesses by Bautista Jades reviews
Grandmere is throwing a 17th birthday party for Mia. That's okay by her. But what's not okay with her is that Grandmere invited some random teenagers from New York to attend the party at the Palais de Genovie. Can she bear the teenagers? Just for a while?
Crossover - Princess Diaries & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Percy J.
Discovery by Hesaluti reviews
At first Hermione's problem is if she can act as Draco Malfoy's lawyer without personal feelings affecting her professionalism? When their lives are put under threat, she and Draco have to go into hiding and they start a journey of discovery. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Curtain Call by ladyemilie reviews
"This year I was determined to make normal. No drama, no tears-was that too much to ask for? But suddenly I had a new James Potter following me around, stark raving jealous girlfriends after me and possibly...liking Potter? Bollocks."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I still need you by Leopard Queen reviews
After sleeping with together Jesse regretted. They argued. Suze stormed out and Jesse left for a job offer. Two years later he returns to see a little boy on clinging to her. Is the little boy their son or her new little brother? Complete! Chap 1 edited.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Pickup Lines by Bianca tabbycat reviews
Every weekend at the local pub, when Hermione catches up on the latest news, a persistent man would interrupt her routine by doing humiliating things. "Can I borrow a Sickle? I want to tell my mother I just met the girl of my dreams." A series of drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bought back to haunt by WordsReverything reviews
The day Jesse was bought back to life, Suze was forced back 150 years ago. With her life being re-written and no way of getting back Suze is left stranded. So what will happen when Jesse finds a ghost all to happy to help him? Please read and review
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,895 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
All the Best Things in Life Are by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Hermione Granger starts her new life after the war working as a secretary for the Ministry. But she finds herself in much more trouble than she asked for when her new boss is none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Getting Even: Granger Style by cupcake.universe reviews
Ron is a complete idiot, leaving Hermione alone on her birthday and going to an after party with some other girl instead of her. But when Draco Malfoy gives her the chance to get even, could she resist such an offer? FINISHED WITH EPILOGUE :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Quiet Place by elleyouseewhy reviews
Hearing the dead is far from peaceful, especially if the person you hear happens to be a particularly obnoxious red-headed spirit who won't rest until he sees his brother smile again. Fred isn't going quietly and- despite having quite enough demons of her own- Annie can't help but listen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - George W., Fred W.
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Finding our Love again by Frosy154 reviews
Another Percabeth love story. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Best Morning by salh137 reviews
Just me playing with what may have happened the morning after Prom in the 10th book. Micheal's POV
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
You Owe Me a New Bed by FallenStar22 reviews
Dramione. Blaise and Draco make a little bet: "The day you settle down with one girl, I'll buy you a new bed." "You're on Malfoy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memoirs Of A Nerd And A Princess by monstersandlostboys reviews
Things were never normal between Mia and Michael. Watch as the two of them grow up, connected only by a little sister and best friend. Watch as they protect each other; as they fall in love. A series of one shots over the years Michael had known Mia.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Revealed by Marina Dawn reviews
What if Rikki's parents weren't her real parents? What if two certain demigods parented her? And if her father is the son of the Sea God, maybe Rikki was destined to become a mermaid on Mako Island. Takes place in early first season of H2O.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Percy J., Rikki C.
Draco Dormenins Nunquam Titillandus English! reviews
This story was inspired from the logo on the Hogwarts crest and I thought it would make a pretty funny story. FIRST FANFICTION! I, like a lot of other people or so they say , suck at summaries. The story may be considerably better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.