(cue automated voice) WARNING: THIS PROFILE WAS CREATED OUT OF PURE BOREDOM. AWKWARDNESS AND SLIGHT CONFUSION MAY OCCUR.

No haters are allowed beyond this point. If you are one exit this profile immediately.

Hola to all geeks, Christians, weird people and anime lovers alike. I feel like giving out some random, unimportant facts about myself on this profile because I'm bored and have no life. Think nothing of it.

I have a profile on wattpad under the username ColourMeSilver. Any story I post here or on FictionPress I might post it on wattpad.

Gender: female

Age: Take a guess

Re-post if you believe.

1. If you are surrounded by people that don't know God; Tell them about Him. Time's running out.
2. If someone insults you and calls you names; Tell them you love them too.
3. There are a lot of people looking to bring down Christians but if you hold your head high and speak The Truth, God will reward you.

IF YOU THINK NATSU DRAGNEEL IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN LOOK INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND EPIC WITH ROSY PINK HAIR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

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Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and I needed company

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Re-post if you've done one of these:

1. Walked into a room, forgot what you were doing, walked out, then remembered.

2. When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3. When you were younger, thought the shape of a heart was actually a valentine.

4. Closed the refrigerator door really slowly, just to see the light go off.

5. Tried to balance the light switch between "on" and "off".

Re-post if you believe.

If you are surrounded by people that don't know God; Tell them about Him. Time's running out.

If someone insults you and calls you names; Tell them you love them too.

There are a lot of people looking to bring down Christians but if you hold your head high and speak The Truth, God will reward you.

Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tribune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

If you took the time to read this profile - thanks. Enjoy whatever story I happen to have up.