Warning: We are two best friends sharing an account so it is not one person talking to themself (actually Liv might). The two of us are Liv and Alana.

Liv=bold

Alana=italics

So a little about moi. I am a daughter of Hermes, I am 15, and anything that sounds boring in the stories probably comes from Alana. I write all the really cool and funny scenes. True story.

I am a daughter of Athena, I am 15, I don't know how I'm friends with a daughter of Hermes, and any random OWWWWWW!'s written in is where I've slapped Liv upside the head.

Ow,dangit. That hurt. And I'm not as bad as Alana says. I'm really sweet and caring and smart and I am not nearly as obsessive as she says.

I didn't say you were obsessive *sly smirk* AND I have half a dozen prank victims that would disagree.

I know you didn't say that,but I knew it would come up later,cause Liv sees all. And you can't prove those pranks were me.

I'm pretty sure that's the big fiery ball of gas in the sky (No offense Apollo), and Liv if you don't want people to figure out its you don't write "The Livie Divie Was Here". Wait don't drink that syrup!

HAHAHAHA! TOO LATE! HAHAHAHA!

Well, we're going to sign off before Liv scars everyone for life.

HAHAHAHA! TOO LATE! HAHAHAHA!

Liv, give . . . back . . . my . . . kindle

*there is a tug-of-war going on over the kindle*

#fa j$th )?Sr35 ;;;

BYE!BYE!

I'm sorry!

Now we are going to act out one of our favorite scenes with the help of our friend Karma

Karma=underline

So, let's learn about the double knife technique. There is a swordsman coming at you. What do you do?

Um ... Shoot him with my bow?

Your bowstring is broken.

Run away?

There is a cliff behind you.

Well, I guess I use the double knife defense . . .

Exactly

But . . . What if it's an axman?

Yeah, what then?

Erm . . . Shoot them your bow

But my bowstring is broken.

Um . . . Run away?

There is a cliff behind him.

Jump. It will be far less painful.

The End. Such a happy story.

Hiya friends! I'm back!!!! OMIGODS so there was this kid that got on my bus this morning and I swear,he looked exactly like Jason Grace. If his name is Jason,my life will be complete. If his last name is Grace, I swear I will die right here. Omigoodness what if he has a best friend named Leo Valdez. If he does,I will insist he take me to Leo,and I will marry Leo right then and there.

People ask me if Liv always rants like this my answer is, "No, it only gets worse."

Its not THAT bad.

Need I remind you of the scissor incident or the time we scarred a seventh grader.

Karma had it coming,and the seventh grader shouldn't have been listening to our conversation. So,really,it's not my fault he heard me threatening to quarter someone.

In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't discuss movie torture techniques in the school hallways, I think people miss the 'it's in a movie' part, one day someone will refer us to the counselor and we will be the cause of him quitting. And let's not forget the fork problem.

Its not my fault the Rainbow Princess annoyed me. And I only drew a little blood...

You shouldn't stab your brother.

HAHAHAHA!TOOLATE!HAHAHAHA!

Now, Liv . . .

All hail, Levi, The Rainbow Princess!

No throwing Skittles!

Another Scene

You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?

That's a yes, Bro!

End Scene

Liv, don't you dare. Liv, stop! You are scarring the seniors!

I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAKITH MIDGARIDIAN.

Liv, what have I said about calling people a MIDGARDIAN, people think you're insulting them. We don't need ANOTHER angry mob on our hands.

LET THEM THINK WHAT THEY WILL. I CARE NOT.

That's fine but you're starting to creep out the teachers.

LET THEM BE "CREEPED OUT". I CARE NOT. IT IS RATHER ENTERTAINING.

Well, yeah it is, but it's not very nice.

THE MIDGARDIANS SHOULD GIVE THEIR RESPECT AND LOVE TO MINE ASGARDIANS.

Right now they're more afraid than loving.

*whispers* All shall love me and despair.

If you start going all "my precious" on me, I am digging a moat just to throw throw you in.

No! The moat is for spoiled barons.

Well behave . . . or else I'll get a frying pan.

I'll call Loki!

There is no retort for that.

We are just here to remind you that life is short and you should always cherish it, send prayers for all of those who lose loved ones.

LIfe gets tough sometimes,but we have to remember that something good always comes out of bad stuff,even death. keep our school in your prayers please. we need it right now. Gods, i hope none of you havnt or will ever have a classmate die.